Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[babadook]

I like that they picked a cool name, the Immortals (evoking ancient Persia), and not just some gay variant of the People's something, the Popular whatever or Liberation front shit.

The High Guard

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

"we are going to begin targetting energy infrastructure" doesn't quite land as a threat from Iran when they've been doing that since day one

they were hitting it
now they're going to target it

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

The sleeper cells will REALLY be activated this time (nitter).
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the fuck do they call the kuwait airport strike if not 'an attack on energy infrastructure'?

they were hitting it
now they're going to target it

so they're going to stop hitting it?

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Looks like Mossad is handling all the POI targets, while we focus on their ordinance infrastructure.

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[MetokurGroomedMe]

Looks like Mossad is handling all the POI targets, while we focus on their ordinance infrastructure.
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makes sense, too. we've got plenty of gigadick space satellites taking pictures of pubic hairs ingrained into the sand from muhammad's zutting in the 600s, and israel has mossad so deeply embedded that we run the risk of killing more mossad assets than iranian assets at this point when we strike a location.

The High Guard

the iranian highguard has announced it will be shutting down merely 14 seconds after launch, setting a new concord-like record.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Which war game involved the elected leadership insisting that they had no power and begging not to be killed?

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[KriegsZensur]

If an EU country that was not a member of NATO was attacked, NATO would almost certainly be called upon to defend them - rightfully so I would argue.

Technically, the EU is solely an economic union. It’s not a confederacy or a military alliance.

Not necessarily. Article 42(7) Treaty on the European Union has an equivalent to art. 5 NATO.



Also, article 42 starts with the clause that "The common security and defence policy shall be an integral part of the common foreign and security policy. It shall provide the Union with an operational capacity drawing on civilian and military assets."



There's more military authority in the EU then most people think...

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Which war game involved the elected leadership insisting that they had no power and begging not to be killed?
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now wait a minute. the doomers told me THIS wouldn't happen either! you're telling me that the religious wing of the government has gone full retard and is no longer listening to the civilian wing? IN A THEOCRACY WHERE THEY HAD CONTROL OF THE MILITARY?

now, i hate to tell the retarded faggot doomers that this was always what was going to happen... oh wait, no i don't!


tell me again how we're losing so badly that iran's top guy who isn't just a cardboard cutout of a man with a picture taken from before the war (is he still in perfect health, doomers? he's just not taking any piccies for the new cardboard of him?) is now begging for his life, and somehow that's us LOSING the war. this nigger is quivering like a camp guard at nuremberg. "OH PLEASE, AMERICA, DON'T BOMBARD MY ENTIRE LIVING SPACE INTO RUBBLE!"

Not necessarily. Article 42(7) Treaty on the European Union has an equivalent to art. 5 NATO.

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Also, article 42 starts with the clause that "The common security and defence policy shall be an integral part of the common foreign and security policy. It shall provide the Union with an operational capacity drawing on civilian and military assets."

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There's more military authority in the EU then most people think...

they cite the UN charter, this is not worth the paper it's printed on.

 

[RodgerDodger]

The sleeper cells will REALLY be activated this time (nitter).
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So what's the Deadpool say on this faggot? I'm going with Lunchtime Friday.

 

[KriegsZensur]

they cite the UN charter, this is not worth the paper it's printed on.

In this case, it provides criteria to meet, and the charter might not be worth the paper it is printed on, this is just simple incorporation of standards into a treaty that is binding...

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

In this case, it provides criteria to meet, and the charter might not be worth the paper it is printed on, this is just simple incorporation of standards into a treaty that is binding...

i would be truly surprised if the UK turned up to help poland, frankly.

The sleeper cells will REALLY be activated this time (nitter).
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guys, the jumpy-ass crypto markets which fall if one person withdraws too much crypto to make a purchase have reacted retardedly and immediately to some stupid shit that's unproven and obviously false! watch out!

this lordbebo guy is fucking retarded. some fat muzzie, no doubt. he ignores that over a month, bitcoin is still massively up, and that year over year, it is down because of its massive cliff-fall in january, not the iran war. if anything, the iran war caused it to STABILIZE a bit.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Pahlavi's Immortal Guard Glowing militia

fixed

 

[Uncle Buck]

Posted on the farms

What better place? Fuck the "Florida Maquis"; this is the vanguard of civilization now, fellow Kiwifruit enjoyers.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Which war game involved the elected leadership insisting that they had no power and begging not to be killed?
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I never believed Pezeshkian was ever going to be targeted. He was actually elected by the Iranian people and was known as a reformer who (comparatively of course) was willing to be more of a moderate. He's still an official of the Islamic Republic, so a believer in a quickly collapsing death cult, but hardly a serious target.
Now tangentially related, I found an 1974 magazine scan from New York Magazine about a hypothetical war waged by the Shah against Iraq.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I think its hilarious that the Iranian government is calling Trump a pedo. For all and intents and purposes that maybe true, but didn't their prophet marry a 6 year old?

Exactly. American Epstein had to operate in in shadows, and people who associated with him do everything in their power to bury the story. Iranian Epstein was made a spiritual and political leader of the regime and they still mourn his death.

 

[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

American Epstein had to operate in in shadows

He traded girls and government secrets using his gmail.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Who wants a trip down memory lane? It’s refreshing awareness of what the Iranian government actually is and believes in has increased because look at the shit retards were spouting just 7 years ago. Heckin wholesome Iranarinos just doin a self defense against da joos!
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Tbf, i have met an odd number of pro regime iranians who only supported the regime because the alternative was severe balkanzation (something that has a very real chance of happening if the iranians+the shah aren't quick enough to get shit back in order) and/or getting assraped by jihadis and arabs. Hell, as much as i hate the cocksuckers that ran the government (who are now hopefully getting raped by saddam and his husband satan in hell),it was always kino to see inbred arabs get blown up and killed.

But then again, the political beliefs of your average native iranian on the internet can be also summed up as: i follow the tenets of shah Donald reza ali marx platoullah ul rumi. So...apologies if my people are utter retards when it comes to their political beliefs.

I think its hilarious that the Iranian government is calling Trump a pedo. For all and intents and purposes that maybe true, but didn't their prophet marry a 6 year old?

Middle Eastern subreddits post epstein are a goldmine of retarded mudslimes who completely lack self awareness and think America is a pedo cesspit.

Again, I REPEAT that muds unironically think that America is pedo cesspit post epstein.

Jesus, the muds have to be masters of cognitive dissonance with viewpoints like this.

 

[CaliforniaRaisin]

are you fucking retarded? TWO injured. 600 quarters were unusable DURING the fire, you fucking moron.

Don't start with me, Clownbaby. I was merely quoting the OP below.

It doesnt sound like it completely failed and the carrier wasnt crippled. It took out 600 beds and all the laundry -- the fire spread to ventilation and injured around 200. Ship is still combatworthy but no use in delaying repairs. If we were in an existential war it'd still be good to go, but with a lot of angry and injured seamen.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

We know that Iran fired at Gerald. We know that it would be a colossal embarrassment if it got out that Iran managed to damage the pride and joy of the American Navy. We know that the ship is supposed to have fire suppressant systems that should be able to deal with a small localised fire in a laundry room.
Anyway, it looks like Old Gerald is leaving the area for repairs in Crete, so I'm sure some shipwatcher will be taking photos as it enters dock and any damage signs will be clear to see (or covered up)

Given that the ship is still capable of moving on its own power, given that clearly the command/personnel structure of the ship is fully intact and given that flight operations are still being launched, it just doesn't add up with being serious.

When you look at the Starke, the Sheiffield and the Moskova, you'll see three examples of ships that sustained serious damage and required intensive evacuation, firefighting and attempted tow efforts with assistance from other ships. Of the three, only the Starke managed to limp back to the nearby port of Bahrain.
Torpedoes are a bit of a different case but when that Iranian destroyer got hit it fucking nearly split in two and went under in minutes.

What's more likely?
Iran managed a hit on the positionally harder of the two carriers to hit and it just so happened to be a weak ass missile or drone and/or the Ford is built like a fucking floating tank?
Or that some seaman/ensign shidded and farded his pants and then fucked up the laundry for everyone?

Oh yeah its 100% embarrassing

It's super embarrassing.

Arguing that Iran is actually the one that damaged the Ford is like fighting with the ref for a free throw when the score is 97-1

Imagine your missiles finally manage to penetrate multiple layers of air defense and finally score an accurate hit on a major US asset just to do weak ass damage.

US has been raping your ships, blowing massive smoking craters in the ones they don't either immobilize at dry dock or outright 1HKO.
You finally land a hit on their capital ship, and what do you hit? Not the bridge. Not the fire controls. Not the flight deck. Not the hangars. Not the engines. Not the radars.
No you take out the fucking laundry and blow up some mattresses.

 

[Nice Stick]

Iranian speedboat attack (nitter).

Edit: "Iranian speedboats rush to attack a tanker today in the strait of Hormuz … when they left it was burning."