💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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During the process of burying Janet, Andy had made a big long Facebook screed about his supposed sexual assault, and IIRC this post openly implicated half of the family in his mythical stick-up-the-butt incident. Andy accused half his family of raping him with a stick, based on absolutely zero evidence of any kind, while they were actively greiving his mother, because Janet was getting too much attention by being dead. There's no reason in Andy's mind why anyone should pay attention to something over his issues, and there's nothing he won't do to get that attention back if he feels like it's being taken from him.
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Yeah, he used AI to write his mom's eulogy, and he only started talking about his mom at the very end.
He then shit himself before the funeral, making the saddest day of Tom's life about him.

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He's admitting to Medicaid fraud.
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What, just because he's faking?
 
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New Andy saying the same shit he always says. Screenshot_20260316-204717.png

Tom just can't get a break, even when he's 100s of miles away, he can never rest.
 
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Tom just can't get a break, even when he's 100s of miles away, he can never rest.
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Next andy will say he lives in a million dollar mansion with butt slaves and a toilet paper plantation.

Also, noted he's now upgraded his "I dun feel hungry and thirsty" to now I CAN'T FEED MYSELF.

Also, Andy, weren't you just say "I don't know anything, I just parrot what I hear?" So... all of this is just someone whispering in your ear and you just dun know no better? Or is this a case of "well I sometimes parrot things, but not all the time, only when I wanna seem like the crown price of sped mountain."
 
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Next andy will say he lives in a million dollar mansion with butt slaves and a toilet paper plantation.

Also, noted he's now upgraded his "I dun feel hungry and thirsty" to now I CAN'T FEED MYSELF.

Also, Andy, weren't you just say "I don't know anything, I just parrot what I hear?" So... all of this is just someone whispering in your ear and you just dun know no better? Or is this a case of "well I sometimes parrot things, but not all the time, only when I wanna seem like the crown price of sped mountain."
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Basically what I’ve learned from Andy. He doesn’t want to be a baby. He wants to be a parrot! He wants to have people feed and clean his shit as he repeats things he hears.

Andy I know you’re reading this. Your real destiny is to be locked in a cage and eating seeds!
 
I’ve been dying laughing at the thought of Andy in a different universe decided to pretend to be a parrot after getting hit by a car. You know, instead of the revolting man baby we have today, he could have been covering himself with feathers and just repeating and flapping his giant flabby arms and stealing crackers from grocery stores.
 
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Basically what I’ve learned from Andy. He doesn’t want to be a baby. He wants to be a parrot! He wants to have people feed and clean his shit as he repeats things he hears.

Andy I know you’re reading this. Your real destiny is to be locked in a cage and eating seeds!
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AMDY WANNA DIAPER!
WRAAAK
AMDY JUST REPEAT WHAT HE HEARS!
 
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Nobody evaluated you andy. Nobody is going to chase you when you run away andy. Nobody will cry for you when you are gone andy. And most importantly.


Nobody will wipe your ass andy.
 
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AMDY WANNA DIAPER!
WRAAAK
AMDY JUST REPEAT WHAT HEARS!
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The funny thing is, certain parrot species are smarter than Amdy.

At least two African Grey Parrots (Alex and Apollo) have been documented to have been able to identify objects, people, or other animals by name, colour, and material; request specific objects or to go certain places, determine larger/smaller, and even ask questions. Alex could also count, and identify zero.
 
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The funny thing is, certain parrot species are smarter than Amdy.

At least two African Grey Parrots (Alex and Apollo) have been documented to have been able to identify objects, people, or other animals by name, colour, and material; request specific objects or to go certain places, determine larger/smaller, and even ask questions. Alex could also count, and identify zero.
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I'm still chuckling at the idea of alt reality parrot andy.

"Oh that's our son, andrew. He said he was hit by a car, but we think he just fell off his bike. But regardless, ever since then he's believed he's a parrot. He's pretty easy to handle. We let him 'fly' around the back yard once in a while, he shits on newspapers. The only problems are sometimes he screams in the middle of the night and he'll get upset if we don't keep his cage clean. Maybe some day he'll snap out of it but until then we'll just keep enabling him."

You laugh, that's more or less what janet and tom would say.
 
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I'm still chuckling at the idea of alt reality parrot andy.

"Oh that's our son, andrew. He said he was hit by a car, but we think he just fell off his bike. But regardless, ever since then he's believed he's a parrot. He's pretty easy to handle. We let him 'fly' around the back yard once in a while, he shits on newspapers. The only problems are sometimes he screams in the middle of the night and he'll get upset if we don't keep his cage clean. Maybe some day he'll snap out of it but until then we'll just keep enabling him."

You laugh, that's more or less what janet and tom would say.
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This is the Amdy we deserve.
 
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