Lolcows who deserve better

[Harry Dresden]

I'm sure you have seen the thread in this subforum called "Cows That Deserve Worse" but now it's time to talk about lolcows who deserve to be treated better. I will start.

1. King Cobra JFS: poor Cobra, didn't deserve to be swatted and constantly bothered by trolls for being a harmless dude sitting in his chair and drinking booze.
2. Wings of Redemption: Wings is a fat idiot, but he didn't deserve to have his bank accounts hacked and his trailer house swatted for being a big fat idiot.
3. Chris Chan: Before his incest and other controversies, Chris Chan was nothing but a harmless autistic who didn't deserve to have money stolen from his bank account and the harassment he received from his trolls.

Let me know if you can think of more lolcows who deserve to be treated better.

 

[crackers breakfast]

terry davis deserved better...

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Chris Chan was nothing but a harmless autistic

the lovequest in his high school and pre troon sagas might disagree with you here.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

Isn't wings a pedophile?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

the lovequest in his high school and pre troon sagas might disagree with you here.

He deserved better support for his autism (or whatever it is he has) when he was a child. Then he might've learnt boundaries and not to be such a creep. I suppose that's true of a lot of cows, they deserved to be raised right and then they'd be less likely to be cows. Some seem to have good parents and still turned out fucked up, though, so it's not guaranteed.

ETA thread tax: Will Stancil is a harmless well-meaning neolib but he gets so much hatred from his own side. It's bizarre. Everyone else just laughs at his antics or makes memes about him, while other neoliberals hate his guts and A-log him.

 

[Walking Ick]

Tony Chase, he just wants that damn satellite man to stop shooting lasers at him.

Oh and he just wants to smoke his meth

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Slightly tangential, but I believe you can fix most cows by just having them work a full time job. I've sent through my roster of regulars, and most are terminally online jobless fuck ups with no responsibilities or structure in their lives. Idle hands and all that.

ETA thread tax: Will Stancil is a harmless well-meaning neolib but he gets so much hatred from his own side. It's bizarre. Everyone else just laughs at his antics or makes memes about him, while other neoliberals hate his guts and A-log him.

Herr Stancil should be the poster boy of this thread. He could and possibly even should be the left's new face, but instead they treat him like a dangerous dissident because he's not a 100% tribaltard 24/7

Oh and he just wants to smoke his meth

Is a man not entitled to the crack of his pipe?

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Jazz Jennings deserved to just be allowed to be a gentle boy who liked playing with his sister and her girly toys (understandable since his twin brothers played with each other, so she was his main playmate until he met other boys his own age) and grow up to be a healthy normal man, or at least, as normal as you can be coming from that family. He didn't deserve to get chemically castrated at 11 and his junk inverted at 17.
But arguably he's not a lolcow. He comes out with some wild shit, but he's literally brain damaged from the puberty blockers and has been groomed into it all his life, he's like a retarded cultist; the real milk in his thread comes from all the people around him and the rest of his family. Sanders is the biggest failson lolcow trying to use Jazz as a meal ticket for his slacktivist content, and their parents Jeanette and Greg are horrorcows, as are all the troons and surgeons that orbit them.
Similar for all child transitioners and former child stars, though some of them can also be lolcows in their own right. Ellen Page, Aaron Carter and Corey Feldman didn't deserve to get perved on by Hollywood nonces or whatever happened to them, but they're still fuckups, lots of people get molested and don't turn out to be lolcows.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Joe Winko deserved better. At worst, his biggest crime was being some weird halfbreed darkie and biting other mens penises because he was a flaming homosexual who liked to receive blowjobs, but not give.

RIP that Hawaiian wizard nigga