Does your current pair of underwear have a skid mark? - Be honest

[Sun Bear]

My answer is no.

Spoiler

because I’m not wearing any underwear

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Of course it does! Same with my gaming chair.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

no

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

What is “underwear”?

 

[We Are The Witches]

I'm not wearing underwear right now.

But no.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What are you wearing, cutie?

Comfy pants to be at home.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Can I snuggle with you and bury my shy face in your chest while you play with my hair?

No, I don't know you!

Come on, my response should be obvious by now.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Come on, it'll be fun. We can snuggle up on the couch under a warm blanket and watch anime together,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Comfy pants to be at home.

Not wearing a bathrobe only when at home.. how far humanity has fallen..

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Can I snuggle with you and bury my shy face in your chest while you play with my hair?

your hair is likely to have cum stuck in it

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Of course it does! Same with my gaming chair.

I don't think you can truly call it a gaming chair until it has a shart stain.

It's the equivalent of breaking a champagne bottle on the hull of a ship.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

I don't think you can truly call it a gaming chair until it has a shart stain.

It's the equivalent of breaking a champagne bottle on the hull of a ship.

Well it's got a few of those too

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Well it's got a few of those too

Many such cases

 

[User names must be unique]

only on the outside, I flip them inside out to get more mileage.

 

[Got Milk!]

I'm beating the system by buying black boxers. They're probably there but no one will ever know.