DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Did anyone catch what his re9 completion time was? Just curious how bad it was, or if he even attempted the under 4 hours run.
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This is excluding the 6+ hours of him doing literally fucking nothing. Yes, I watched all of it.
 
At the risk of sounding like I'm pussy hurt on behalf of Burnt Peanut, but this nigga needs to stop putting his name in his slacked mouth.
It's funny seeing him crash out at burnt peanut.

I'm guessing with his pigroach luck he'll somehow manage to get him for an interview after insulting him on twitter.

Of course before it happens, Phail needs to be lower than usual in terms of views while we're debating whether it's over or not.
 

He truly is a salesman's dream. He very clearly needs to spend 300 dollars to play a game he doesn't like with a peripheral he's never used because "look dood! It says STREET FIGHTER 2! I used to play that game!". It's giving the same energy as desperately trying to negotiate with your parents as a kid for them to get you a waste of money piece of shit birthday/christmas gift they know you'll play with once.

While we tally how much Phil has spent on SF6 i'd like to add that him getting a new PC "donated" to begin with was because he wanted to play it on PC with "reduced input lag". This opened the floodgates and is where he went setup crazy for a year and led to him spending money hand over fist on new mics, camera, acoustic foam and RGB everything.

Indirectly he's probably in the tens of thousands spent as a result of SF6.
 
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Sometimes I like to follow up on the Whales.

Remember: Final Wish/Finalwish413 who came in in October and was dumping hundreds a stream?

Hope he did a flip

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Zombie movie scenario where the gun where the gun and bullets are tips and the zombies are Kat and DSP. Fool tips all his cash and then tries to buy a gun and bullet but debit card gets denied, Then Kat eats him.
 
Phil mentioned something about doing Symphony of the Night as his next Metroidvania ("because it's the one that started it all!"). It's not! It didn't even start the fucking genre! Not even close! It's just the first proper Igavania, and you don't give a fuck about Igarashi games! God, Phil, you're such a fucking fake gamer girl.

He doesn't know shit from dick about games except how to read chat and IGN/GameFAQs guides to find out how to cheese, because he's lazy.

He uses the same reasoning whenever he says RE1 (1996) is his favorite survival horror title ("because it's the one that started it all!"). It's definitely not because it's arguably the easiest one if you play as Jill, and can be beaten in less than three hours. He's been mentioning it frequently lately, I suppose because he's trying to narrow down his favorite games for his birthday marathon, but he cited Resident Evil 1 relatively frequently as his favorite survival horror game before that, especially leading up to the release of RE9.

But really? "The one that started it all"? Started what, Phil? The way he speaks implies it's the first real survival horror game ever, and not just the first Biohazard title. It coined the term "survival horror"; is it a first for that? No, that's basically marketing shorthand Capcom created that we've come to accept as a genre classification.

I know he just likes to sound pointlessly dramatic, but again, he shows his ass here, revealing his butt is as poopy as Chantal's. He knows nothing about video games, even if he positions himself as a longtime fan and has played/beaten them many times. He can't even achieve any legitimacy as a fan by playing and beating the games he says he's a fan of. I don't think I've ever seen anything like it before or since. He's a poser, no matter what he does. I don't know if he's trying to sound like he has obscure tastes or what, when we all know he likes the most bland AAA garbage in the world.

But anyway, with RE1, Capcom was doing a new take on Sweet Home. If I remember right, it was initially going to be a remake. Not to mention these PS1/2 horror titles have a very clear lineage in point and click adventures, with the emphasis on simple puzzles and item examination. Resident Evil was trying to save time by not letting Phil lick and sniff the wooden emblem from the dining room fireplace to determine its properties, before swapping it with the gold emblem after you play Moonlight Sonata on the bar piano.

Speaking of Capcom games and Phil being retarded: if you guys really wanna suffer, I felt like I was boiling in Talmudic shit watching Phil play Devil May Cry 1 and 3 the other night as part of a quest to find the most horrific TIHYDP in terms of gameplay/Phil's obnoxiousness. God, he's so fucking stupid in those. Unable to comprehend conditional hypotheticals. "But I ate breakfast this morning"-ass, 15-second nigger.

Just no sense of context, or useful pattern recognition, or situational awareness derived from inference, deduction, or even conjecture. I've played both games many times since I was a kid, so it was especially frustrating to see him not grasp concepts I intuited as a literal fourth grader.

It's a wonder he doesn't just go play in traffic, but that would require leaving the Fortress of Snortitude. I suppose he must feel like he's living in a survival horror all the time: Kat will eat his ass if he doesn't keep her fed.
 
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I was nearly crying laughing after Gameboy (certified retard who typically only says "what's up phil") sent philip a message about the "googoo man" yesterday. He replied with "I have no idea what you're talking about" while looking scared and confused.
As the 10 year anniversary of The Incident approaches (50 days to go), Gameboy was trying to settle the debate of where the load went.

What he meant to type was thus:
Where goo go, man?
 
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He truly is a salesman's dream. He very clearly needs to spend 300 dollars to play a game he doesn't like with a peripheral he's never used because "look dood! It says STREET FIGHTER 2! I used to play that game!". It's giving the same energy as desperately trying to negotiate with your parents as a kid for them to get you a waste of money piece of shit birthday/christmas gift they know you'll play with once.

While we tally how much Phil has spent on SF6 i'd like to add that him getting a new PC "donated" to begin with was because he wanted to play it on PC with "reduced input lag". This opened the floodgates and is where he went setup crazy for a year and led to him spending money hand over fist on new mics, camera, acoustic foam and RGB everything.

Indirectly he's probably in the tens of thousands spent as a result of SF6.
Why is he suddenly interested in hitbox? Is this like the fighting game OS he swore everyone but him was using?

He has several fight sticks. He could convert one to hitbox for less than half the price.
 
Why is he suddenly interested in hitbox? Is this like the fighting game OS he swore everyone but him was using?

He has several fight sticks. He could convert one to hitbox for less than half the price.
Another maxim of Phil is that anything new and shiny can be both used as bragging rights and to milk the dents for a couple of streams, in other words he needs something to string them along until his birthday.
 
This is why we need Derich back. It's not the same without his attention whoring and counting how many times he says good night to DSPGaming
I love when they keep the derich shoutouts in TIHYDPs. Now he's gone forever... this makes me sad for 2 reasons.
lol this is hilarious! What the fuck was Gameboy talking about? Or is it a mystery to all but him?
I'm guessing it's some retarded snl skit since that's the top search result. My assumption is that philip immediately assumed it was gooner shit since his mind is totally warped by degeneracy.

I'll find the clip tonight. It's way funnier to imagine it's just obscure nonsense like "the birdman" and not a stupid reference. Dents should know philip cannot handle references, he can't even remember what he's doing in the game he's currently playing.
 
He has several fight sticks. He could convert one to hitbox for less than half the price.
You should get a job and stop living in your parents' basement. Phil is a highly sussessful streamer -- in fact last year was his best financially speaking since his early days on YouTube and Machinima -- and he can afford to invest in his business now with these sorts of things.

He could have been doing this years ago if mouth-drooling detractors like you weren't so hyperfocused and hyperfixated on him, and doing everything you could to destroy that business, such as break the law and steal views by illegally streaming his content, and reaching out to businesses who want to sponsor him, though he's not actually interested in sponsorships because he's not a shill.

In short, he can afford these things because he's more sussessful than you are and you should get married and have a family like he does. Morahn.
 
From what I've read online, it takes up to a few months to get used to a Hitbox and that's coming from people who practice regularly. With how little pigroach actually plays and his total refusal to grind training mode, it will take him about a decade until he can do a Drive Rush combo without popping a vessel due to dropped inputs.
 
From what I've read online, it takes up to a few months to get used to a Hitbox and that's coming from people who practice regularly. With how little pigroach actually plays and his total refusal to grind training mode, it will take him about a decade until he can do a Drive Rush combo without popping a vessel due to dropped inputs.
I've spent years experimenting with every kind of fighting game controller because I'm an autistic retard and I can say from experience that Hitbox has a significant learning curve for anyone, but could potentially be comically difficult for someone like Phil. Phil is not only at an age now where his brain adjusts to learning new things a little slower naturally, but that brain is also soaked in alcohol and has been legitimately rotted from years of laziness and inactivity and isolation. On top of that, he's used a fightstick his entire life, for well over two decades, and switching his muscle memory from moving a lever, to tapping buttons for movement, is going to be very uncomfortable for him for a long while.

Hitbox controllers have some great advantages. They're particularly strong for charge characters, like Honda, since the forward-back and up-down motions can be extremely precise and remove the chance of misinput that comes from other forms of directional input. However, they can also be at a disadvantage for some things, in my opinion. They're pretty unintuitive for grapplers who need a 360 (full circle) input, let alone the 720 input for something like Zangief's level 3. I genuinely can see him having a spergout just from trying to practice those with Zangief using Hitbox, let alone doing it in live matches.

In other words, I really hope some dent buys him his shiny nostalgia bait toy because I think him learning it could be very funny and expose him as even more of a clumsy old retard than he already is!
 
Oh and don't expect him to have the camera aimed down at his hands while playing to show how he's progressing cause that's muh hyper-fixating or whatever faggot shit buzzword he's latched onto recently. I've been thinking about it more and maybe I should really get that "maxims of Phil" thread going you know for the normies who don't want to sift through twenty thousand pages of lore and just want the most simple, unchanging and direct reasons why Phil is cancer personified.
 
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