British man "Lord Miles" reportedly missing in Afghanistan since March 6th

this is the break down of the situation from Coffees perspective
this concerns only the Polymarket shit
spoiler is the video breakdown its long
-right after Miles is released from prison he runs a pump dot fun stream, made thousands from this from 2 different on screen advertisements, fair enough he needs some cash after beng banged up whatever, few people saw this but Coffee did and downloaded it
-Miles says the man who betrayed him is not an "Afghan national" money changer anymore, hes a westerner "admin" now who is was imprisoned for what he did to Miles
-Miles provides no proof, instead says that he doesnt want the mans western country helping him get out of prison, and proof of who he was and where he is would help his country help him get out of prison
-Miles says he stole a lot from Miles, and put Miles in prison, so Miles will not help ANYBODY find this man
-Miles story is that this man bet against him, dobbed him in for terrorism to get him arrested and win the bet, then he TRIED to flee the country but was caught then imprisoned and has been rotting there ever since
-Miles' "proof" of his innocence was "has there been any transactions on the account? if there has been activity it couldnt be Miles because he has been in prison"
-according to Miles this guy who betrayed him was ALSO arrested ^ so there should have been no activity on the wallet anyway ^ and there wasnt ^

-December 1 Miles was released from prison with no electronics no clothes, no help or anything, lost and alone etc
-December 2 Miles gets a SIM card and a copy of his passport, and argues and struggles with the retailer and his lawyer to get his VISA number etc, and he is successful in getting what he needed as far as ID etc, the kind of stuff you need when you are in a foreign country
-December 4, activity on the wallet, the take is 90k, which was THE BIGGEST "NO" bet, and it was FINALLY cashed out, on December 4th, 4 days after Miles is released whilst the friend who betrayed him who owns the account is still in prison according to Miles
-Coffee is suggesting Miles got everything he needed to prove the Polymarket account was his on December 2nd, and by December 4th the account was mysteriously cashed out

-Miles claims his Afghan National friend betrayed him, that Miles didnt own those crypto addresses Coffee showed him as proof of his skulduggery, Coffee asked him, "why are you connected to this account Miles?"
-Miles says those addresses belonged to his Afghan money changer which is why Miles sent that address money, thats all, he just needs help in Afghanistan due to the geopolitics, tariffs and sanctions etc etc, that address is just his friend who betrayed him, yes he sent money to it but its not his says he
-Miles further claims the addresses couldnt be his because there was no activity on the account whilst Miles is in prison
-Miles claims the same man is STILL rotting in prison and furthermore he will not prove it or else his western country might find out and help him get released
TLDR Coffee is saying:
if that Polymarket wallet belongs to the Afghan National/Westerner, if the Afghan National/Westerner is still in prison, then just like Miles couldnt access the address in prison the scammer couldnt access the address either, this prior excuse works for both of them
the scammer is still locked up, according to Miles, but you cant have any info about him or you will get him released
.. yet the Polymarket account was drained just 4 days after Miles was released, whilst the scammer was still locked up according to Miles
how did the wallet get drained whilst the Afghan national/Westerner was in prison?
also why did he wait until 4 days after MILES was released from prison to do it?
 
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his hope is that the lowest common denominator he appeals to is going to just assume he did nothing wrong and that coffeezilla is a mean libtard. it brings into question everything he's done. if he'll scam here, he'll scam elsewhere.
 
The guy was a cunt to his own mum (another batch of lies, probably) and disowned them in a sense, which is more unforgivable than scamming gormless retards.
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@Boglim Enthusiast is correct about labelling him a perpetual victim.
He needs to squeeze as much sympathy from people as possible for ass pats and pseudo humility.
"Aww, woe is me—but I overcome it!" = sympathy and then praise from the audience.
It means his ego doesn't suffer the blow of being pitied. but it's also stroked in the easiest way possible.
The cat that "died" probably didn't either. It's a way for Miles to get sympathy for himself via pity for the cat.
He's a liar and a narcissist and I hope his mum (probably "mums" tbh) has disowned him too.
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The guy was a cunt to his own mum (another batch of lies, probably) and disowned them in a sense, which is more unforgivable than scamming gormless retards.
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@Boglim Enthusiast is correct about labelling him a perpetual victim.
He needs to squeeze as much sympathy from people as possible for ass pats and pseudo humility.
"Aww, woe is me—but I overcome it!" = sympathy and then praise from the audience.
It means his ego doesn't suffer the blow of being pitied. but it's also stroked in the easiest way possible.
The cat that "died" probably didn't either. It's a way for Miles to get sympathy for himself via pity for the cat.
He's a liar and a narcissist and I hope his mum (probably "mums" tbh) has disowned him too.
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Him being a test-tube baby without any father figure explains so much, we should have listened when people who knew him from school were trying to warn us.
 
He’s the embodiment of perfidious Albion. Educated beyond his actual mental acuities, the victim complex of our current rag tag of right wing retards, and greedy beyond belief.

He doesn’t believe in anything that doesn’t put a few extra quid in his bank account, and I think it’s a good thing that the UK government, through its own incompetence, is refusing to give him a new passport. He’s our retard and should be forced to stay in situ so we don’t waste even more money when he goes grifting in some shithole in west Asia as he’s wont to do when he’s low on funds and gets raped yet again by an inbred paki.
 
Considering that Miles already owns multiple gold mines in Afghanistan where he presumably works actual jeet child slaves, I'm amazed he felt the need to pull off the most harebrained and frankly pozzed scheme - ever - risking being tortured and executed in a Saudi fed blacksite, just for a measly 60 thousand buck payout when he probably flips that much cash in less than a few weeks, anyways. Anglos really do produce some of the most prolific grifters imaginable
 
@Boglim Enthusiast is correct about labelling him a perpetual victim.
He needs to squeeze as much sympathy from people as possible for ass pats and pseudo humility.
"Aww, woe is me—but I overcome it!" = sympathy and then praise from the audience
Definitely.

The best example of his self-made victimhood was the one that got him a huge amount of attention in the first place: Getting rescued out of Afghanistan and then running back.

It's so selfish that the overrides anything else he could attempt to say.
 
and I think it’s a good thing that the UK government, through its own incompetence, is refusing to give him a new passport
That to me explains why he’s lying through his teeth about the coffeezilla thing. He knows a large swathe of his audience doesn’t like the guy and is going to be willing to go to bat for him. Since he can’t get out of the country to do a new stupid grift this is his chance to make a bit of money.
 
Considering that Miles already owns multiple gold mines in Afghanistan where he presumably works actual jeet child slaves, I'm amazed he felt the need to pull off the most harebrained and frankly pozzed scheme - ever - risking being tortured and executed in a Saudi fed blacksite, just for a measly 60 thousand buck payout when he probably flips that much cash in less than a few weeks, anyways. Anglos really do produce some of the most prolific grifters imaginable
For real?
 
Fuck miles, he and Nick fuentes are representative of why test tube babies have no souls. For scam matters he had a go fund me for restoring christian graves in Kabul and we still have no update for what happened to them.

Maybe sucking muslim cocks will save the west I guess.
It was wild that all the "le heckin based incels/misogynists" had a period of time where they had to pretend the Taliban are in any way the good guys and simped for them because they implemented such autistically imposed anti-women laws, lol.
 
It was wild that all the "le heckin based incels/misogynists" had a period of time where they had to pretend the Taliban are in any way the good guys and simped for them because they implemented such autistically imposed anti-women laws, lol.

You can be a misogynist and not be a fag ton of philosophers and artist who defined history loathed women, but being this much drunk on the kool aid where you are simping even for the cult that will cannibalized you while they rape your daughter/sister/mother infront you is just retarded.
 
You can be a misogynist and not be a fag ton of philosophers and artist who defined history loathed women, but being this much drunk on the kool aid where you are simping even for the cult that will cannibalized you while they rape your daughter/sister/mother infront you is just retarded.
Latest example is Nick Fuentes unironically agreeing with Jeffrey Epstein (and thinking he's 'based') because Epstein raped little girls and therefore raping little girls in a sex island is somehow... "Peak Misogyny" therefore... Based???

shit like this makes me sympathetic to feminists and TERFs
 
Latest example is Nick Fuentes unironically agreeing with Jeffrey Epstein (and thinking he's 'based') because Epstein raped little girls and therefore raping little girls in a sex island is somehow... "Peak Misogyny" therefore... Based???

shit like this makes me sympathetic to feminists and TERFs
It's mental retardation and making me feel that test tube babies are abominations but you also try not to do the " I feel sympathetic towards femenist and terfs".

They are fully responsible in their participation of social collapse and creatiom of disharmony.

You will find of sex fiends like the that channel 5 fag and destiny being ultra femenist but are freaky sex pest behind closed doors, even pedos tend to mix in with any crowd like pro femenist. Trick is to find the grifter
 
Can someone just write an OP so this can be converted to a proper lolcow thread instead of us using this 3 year old news thread as the de facto Mile's thread?
 
Can someone just write an OP so this can be converted to a proper lolcow thread instead of us using this 3 year old news thread as the de facto Mile's thread?
He's not really that funny, yeah he's scumbag scammer with an interesting gimmick, but he's... not really funny, it'd just end up being a SAD festival of alogging, AnH is where he belongs.
 
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