Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

[Viriatus]

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement - Trump edition

 

[Viriatus]

Now this is some supreme Chud energy right here

 

[souschef]

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

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World peace is down the drain.

Gas prices skyrocketed.

Groceries are more expensive.

Indians with H1Bs will make Latinos look positively restrained.

Energy independence by relying mostly on fossil fuels? We'll just be OPEC and the Saudi's bitch for the next 30 years.

Young people have given up on mortgages.

These people are so delusional, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[Viriatus]

Operation Epic Mistake indeed

 

[OG Swolemaster]

I had no idea anyone can just buy several Tomahawks, especially a notable US adversary like Iran. Another Chris Chan moment for the books.

We actually don't even export Tomahawks to very many countries. Maybe someone told him about other country's equivalents and he is, in his senility, using "Tomahawk" as a generic term.

Kind of like RFK Jr. and Tylenol.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

These people are so delusional, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Catturd is just a grifter. I doubt he believes this shit.

Main problem with the MAGA movement is that people with no scruples at all figured out they have easy access to legitimately the most retarded people in the world.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

Kind of like RFK Jr. and Tylenol

Idk if that applies here. Since tynelol just means acetaminophen, and thats about it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Catturd is just a grifter. I doubt he believes this shit.

Main problem with the MAGA movement is that people with no scruples at all figured out they have easy access to legitimately the most retarded people in the world.

Catturd literally lives on welfare yet thinks welfare should be abolished so billionaires can get tax breaks. Oh, and his name is Philip Buchanan and he looks like this:

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Catturd is just a grifter. I doubt he believes this shit.

Main problem with the MAGA movement is that people with no scruples at all figured out they have easy access to legitimately the most retarded people in the world.

That, and grifting them is a profitable thing, letting them mooch off retarded people who are that desperate for a savior. Which is quite ironic since Jesus is supposed to be their savior, not some fat billionaire.

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

Catturd literally lives on welfare yet thinks welfare should be abolished so billionaires can get tax breaks. Oh, and his name is Philip Buchanan and he looks like this:Ver archivo adjunto 8678542

This guy really took the "you are what you eat" saying seriously.

 

[Queesechake]

This guy has legitimately lost the plot. I don't know if I'm turning into a TDS libtard or something but a fucking draft? We have like 1mil niggas already, why do we need more? Didn't we bomb the Iranian nuclear program a year ago or something or was that during Biden? What the fuck is actually going on?

Pretty sure I'm too old for a draft. If they raise the age and I get drafted though - I may die but it will not be for Israel.

 

[mikumikumikumiku]

Catturd literally lives on welfare yet thinks welfare should be abolished so billionaires can get tax breaks. Oh, and his name is Philip Buchanan and he looks like this:Ver archivo adjunto 8678542

Don't Xitter grifters make a ton of money off engagement posts? How the hell is that freak still on welfare

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Pretty sure I'm too old for a draft. If they raise the age and I get drafted though - I may die but it will not be for Israel.

A draft would be the stupidest thing when your popularity numbers are at an all-time low. People were already iffy on the draft back in 'Nam. Things get bad enough, the drafted servicemembers might lead a coup against Trump.

This is the advantage of an all-volunteer army. Sure, it's basically an army of mercenaries, but they sign on the dotted line because they want to, not because they have to. The latter will hold a grudge and will look for any way out. Even if it's treason. To them, they either die, or they win, which is preferable to marching to a war they didn't want.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Pretty sure I'm too old for a draft. If they raise the age and I get drafted though - I may die but it will not be for Israel.

I'd have to check again but I'm pretty sure it goes up to 45 or so for people with skills the military needs.

 

[bread n circuses]

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Red-blooded MAGA patriots have no need for chins or necks, dumb libruls

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

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Red-blooded MAGA patriots have no need for chins or necks, dumb libruls

This is what happens when your brain runs on retard. People who genuinely need welfare still voting against it.

Geez, there should be an IQ test required for voting. God knows that would disqualify 75% of dumb MAGA morons from voting.

 

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Now this is some supreme Chud energy right here

Aragchi has a whiter family than the US President

let alone the Vice President and prospective 2028 GOP nominee

A draft would be the stupidest thing when your popularity numbers are at an all-time low. People were already iffy on the draft back in 'Nam. Things get bad enough, the drafted servicemembers might lead a coup against Trump.

This is the advantage of an all-volunteer army. Sure, it's basically an army of mercenaries, but they sign on the dotted line because they want to, not because they have to. The latter will hold a grudge and will look for any way out. Even if it's treason. To them, they either die, or they win, which is preferable to marching to a war they didn't want.

Yes, technically true, but Trump doesn't care about anything except destroying Iran for the jews. He would happily be the most unpopular man in Ammurrica if he could just get enough juujuu cum.

True- a draft probably won't happen. But stoploss? I wouldn't be surprised. Calling up non-active reserve guys (the 5 years post active duty service for ZOGbots who sign up to do a 3 year active duty stint)? Again, he'll do it if the jews tell him to go in on the ground.

 

[Queesechake]

I'd have to check again but I'm pretty sure it goes up to 45 or so for people with skills the military needs.

Lucky for me I'm useless

Edit: Israel is now bombing captured US soldiers. Our greatest ally btw.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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It's almost as if getting your politics from an account called "cat turd" isn't a good idea.

Go figure.