Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

[Viriatus]

Jeets really are the perfect goy cattle, is it any wonder why they want to flood the west with these people

 

[souschef]

He’ll lose even more once he enacts the draft.

I voted for thi-ACK!

Jeets really are the perfect goy cattle, is it any wonder why they want to flood the west with these people

Serves Iran right for trusting jeets

 

[Viriatus]

The natural consequence of fucking around is finding out sooner or later

 

[TopTierHealer]

I'll break my own rules and post one last time in a thread that pretty much has nothing to do with me. Literally not my president but I don't want to be called unironically a "terrorist-loving communist" or "brown third worlder" by what seems to be half this site.
Gas prices are up, we are getting fucked in the ass, groceries are next and we are doubly getting fucked in the ass. Probably we will have to pool our resources again (my family and in-laws) and tighten our belts this year and the next one. Looks like a repeat of 2022 with a sprinkling of 2008 on top. Fun times.
Funnier even? There was no way that my family or me could have chosen this outcome so it's all collateral damage.
Anyways, back on the topic, do you remember 4 years ago when the EU Commissioner said, "We have sanctioned Russian gas so take cold showers and yell 'Take that Putin!'" ?

https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202204/1257482.shtml

I wonder if the people that yell, "Hell yeah, USA USA U S A!!" will keep chanting it when thy have to fill up their cars. Or maybe they just won't leave mom and dad's basement. Who knows. People that turn politics into team sports don't go out much. Or maybe half of this site is a secret crypto billionaire that has Raytheon packages and a seven figure salary; I don't want them to burn an orange effigy in their lawns, just say, "I fucked up, I wanted something better than a swamp creature politician and this was my only choice".
Ironic "fuck you, brown faggot, USA world police!" shitposting is still shitposting and it's just sad now, like saying "u mad, bro".

Final consideration, cancerman doing the neocon dance screaming how Spain should be nuked because it's an existential threat to the USA by refusing to engage in military action. The answer: why, did your fast food Jesus tell you to bomb this?



For those unaware, the mustachioed faggot below decided that we needed some adventure in the middle east and sent troops to support the US:



The answer? a train station being blown up in 2004 and a lasting legacy that, even when ISIS was rampaging in 2017 they STILL made sure to bring our participation in Irak as a cassius belli.
So not sticking our collective cock in a middle eastern beehive seems like the only good thing our prez has done.

But nope, I'm a brown mudslime that needs to drink bleach for not wanting to wipe off the map a country with 90M people in it.

Again, ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

 

[TopTierHealer]

The natural consequence of fucking around is finding out sooner or later

 

[AltisticRight]

The natural consequence of fucking around is finding out sooner or later

1929, highest since the Holocaust.
My dude the holocaust death toll was 20 million.
Okay Shlomo, those gypsy, Slavs, Christians and an assortment of other goyim don't count. Gotcha.
The Holocaust(TM)(r) (Pat: 6,000,000) death toll was about 6 million.

Was this post telling Iran to try harder or just gay hysteria?

 

[souschef]

1929, highest since the Holocaust.
My dude the holocaust death toll was 20 million.
Okay Shlomo, those gypsy, Slavs, Christians and an assortment of other goyim don't count. Gotcha.
The Holocaust(TM)(r) (Pat: 6,000,000) death toll was about 6 million.

Was this post telling Iran to try harder or just gay hysteria?

What do you mean you don't believe 6 million died on holocaust
I'll have you know that plenty of academics have confirmed that the dead toll was 10 million
It's because of your hateful rhetoric that i've lost 20 million grandpas at the holocaust
We'll always remember the 50 million dead jews

Oy vey

 

[The Hardest R]

I don't know if you're just making a joke (I don't think you are,) but this is exactly what I've been expecting to happen in terms of the next talking point distraction pivot if/when the Iran situation gets uglier and harder to justify trusting the plan. My timeline for it to become a more official threat gracious proposal barring anything crazy though is post-midterms though unless the Iran situation manages to suddenly be declared a huge fast victory (which I don't anticipate.)

This is the downside of his plans to constantly sow chaos and confusion: you break it, you bought it. Now his pile on unfinished work keeps mounting. Much like his eastern wing expansion, he likes doing the easy part but hates the hard part of actually following through. He’s already hitting the point where he’s getting tired of the war, especially since it’s not going well for him. Much like eastern wing expansion.

Might as well post a summary (US futures currently -2%)
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I thought Republicans were good at the economy? Why is big line going down since the war started?

His daughter Sarah, current governor of Arkansas, is buying up millions and millions of dollars worth of Israeli bonds using Arkansas tax payer money. I hate the Huckabee family more than you can believe. They're all scum.
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The corruption that we’ve seen from miggers has been off the charts.

War with Iran is fucking retarded. Yes, he was a piece of shit, but if you really want him dead, Khameni was 86 years old. At that point just let nature do it for you

But dying from natural causes isn’t as epic as vanquishing a Persian dictator in time for Purim so we can’t just do that.

 

[inetsone]

Aaaaaaaaaaand there's the bump down in oil prices I predicted.

MAGAs still trying to figure out what the point of all this is and "its almost over, right guys???," meanwhile we all up in this mofo making accurate predictions, de-tangling the politics, strategizing the timelines. Kinda like we know wassup. Let them have their shitty lil hug boxes with their silly telegrams and grifters.

Question is I predicted after the fade there be a solid bump on oil. Anyone want to bet I'm wrong or wtf?

Burgersuit bet me, I dare ya.

 

[Justsomecicada]

Again, ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

I don’t think it’s ironic I think they are really that dumb and actually failing for the same Iraq era propaganda

 

[General Patton]

I hope USPG2 MAGAloids are drafted first. It's not like they contribute to society anyway

They defend it, so they should go first.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

death toll was about 6 million.

In hindsight that number should have been...

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

I don’t think it’s ironic I think they are really that dumb and actually failing for the same Iraq era propaganda

You have to remember; most of these miggers haven't reasoned their way into Trump. They're tied to the guy emotionally, because he "owns the libs" and all that shit. So when he pulls out "ol' faithful" and gives them the same spiel Bush gave in 2001, they'll lap it up; not necessarily because they believe it; but because Dear Leader said it, and he is right (according to their emotions).

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

They're tied to the guy emotionally,

He pretended to work at McDonalds for a few hours and that made them think he is one of them.

 

[inetsone]

Prediction: Iran will hit Israeli water infrastructure before the week is out.

Edit: Iran or any proxies.*

 

[AltisticRight]

He pretended to work at McDonalds for a few hours and that made them think he is one of them.

So he didn't even make it a full shift unlike Chris Chan at Wendy's? He's not the Chris Chan of presidents, he's worse.

 

[Viriatus]

Sleepy Joe ? More like sleepy Donald

 

[souschef]

Uh oh

Someone's upset with the thread

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Was this post telling Iran to try harder or just gay hysteria?

Wow how do you get to be so European?

 

[somevan]

They defend it, so they should go first.

I don't want any sissy libtards "defending" this country. We need true MAGA heroes on the front lines, putting in the work, and getting blown up by drones. That'll Make Iran Great Again.