What do you know, my prophecy came true. Now do I get some sort of certification for this?
Speaking of prophecies doomed to come to fruition...
Now that college students have figured out how to use meta glasses to dox people in real life, it's surely only a matter of time before some enterprising Kiwi Farmers take it upon themselves to dox attractive women they pass on the street and start demanding free samples from their only fans in dark alleys.
You specifically mentioned you are taken,
@LoverofPi so do you have a horse in this race?
Is there a wife, mother or daughter that
@Null should know about so he and Dynastia can start haranguing her for nudes in an autistic illuminati-esque off-site trolling plan that may or may not embarrass him to be recognized as a founding member of the Meta/Kiwi/Valve Indoxstrial Cancelplex?
Should we enlist Collective Shout to petition Meta to cease and desist since the legal system obviously isn't going to?
Or are you excited about the prospect of being an uninformed and impromptu dad/husband of a defacto swinger?
Shall Kiwi Farms mail order you a congratulatory pineapple?
You get the same prize as the rest of us: a lifetime supply of anime music videos, provided by Naru.
Don't forget a horrifying amount of believably awful metaphysics, also supplied by Naru.
And don't even get me started on how much easier human trafficking will be now that criminal elements are bound to discover they can dox women and children's home addresses on the fly.
Interesting times ahead courtesy of Mark Zuckerberg and the global surveillance apparatus.
But at least you have an accompanying soundtrack provided probono by one of the subjects of your ridicule.