Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

  • 🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Gotta love whenever a military says you're just not worth going full force against.
1772811740510.png
Source | Archive
 
With the Hormuz closed Dubai will run out of food.
Holy shit Instagram's steaming service is about get a ton of new subscribers.
Mukbangers going cannibal on each other will be so fucking kino.
Mr. Beast becoming a warlord in real time.

I don't disbelieve that Russia would do this, but I have to question how they would get the info to them, and how it would be actionable.
Diplomatic channels per normal.

To get in NATO they'd need to give up on half their island and recognize their Northen part as belonging to Turkey. Would be hilarious to see it happen. No one would take that country seriously ever again.
Or just genocide the retarded turks. I know which option I want to see!

In the most recent drone attack against Israel an Iranian drone got stuck in a tree.
The Jews are controling the trees now.

The Charles de Gaulle entering the Med.
Its great to finally see at least ONE Islamic nation is doing something about the situation.
 
Salar Velayatmadar, a member of the National Security and Foreign Policy Commission of Iran’s Islamic Consultative Assembly vouches to kill Iranian youth if they dare to rise up against the regime:
"Whoever is on Iranian soil right now, if they even whisper about supporting the enemy, [...] their 'shoot at will' order has been issued. No one has told you this, this clearly."
it's afraid.jpg
It's afraid.
 
if a crew doesn't want to sail they are replaced. that's how it works. Ship owner says to go and you go.

Replace the crew with who? This isn't a video game where you click the mouse and the boat goes straight to be sunk with zero agency.

So far none have taken up your offer.

EDIT: I replied to the wrong post originally
 
Última edición:
Gotta love whenever a military says you're just not worth going full force against.
Ver archivo adjunto 8662358
Source | Archive
Still firmly in the rumor category, but this guy is saying Azerbaijan is moving tanks and artillery to the Iranian border.
PgP5EZy_kzPArLMi.mp4
You know, its kinda of funny. Trump ruled out US boots on the ground... However, he didn't say anything ally/puppet boots on the ground.

He's going vassal/ally swarm Iran, a true map gamer move.
 
Replace the crew with who? This isn't a video game where you click the mouse and the boat goes straight to be sunk with zero agency.

So far none have taken up your offer.
I think you quoted the wrong person, but people have already posted tankers that have traveled through in this very thread.
 
Its great to finally see at least ONE Islamic nation is doing something about the situation.
That's funny, when De Gaulle wrote in his Memoir why he gave Algeria independence when the Algerian war was militarily won by France, he said this (poorly translated by myself):
Do you think France could integrate 10 millions Muslims, who will become 20 millions tomorrow, and 40 millions the day after it? My village wouldn't be called Colombey-The-Two-Churches but Colombey-The-Two-Mosques!
If only we had wiped out the Algerian population back when we colonized... *sigh*
 
He's going vassal/ally swarm Iran, a true map gamer move.
I mean that was clearly going to end up being the strat from day one when Iran attacked literally everybody in the area. Even if half of them don't step up to get involved, it's still enough to curbstomp the IRGC without the US
 
if a crew doesn't want to sail they are replaced. that's how it works. Ship owner says to go and you go.
>captain refuses
>ship owner fires them
>ship owner has to get a replacement crew to the ship
>no flights into the region

congrats, boats not moving

It's going to take working down the coast and removing Iran's silkwork installations + naval escort ships to get the straight moving in the short term, there's not really much around it.

If insurance was the hold up you'd have started to see ships moving by now since Trump is offering up insurance via the US. But the number of takers on the gamble are few and far between. Trumps insurance offer will be important for getting things moving again once escorts are taking place since the insurance companies will likely lag behind, but the insurance offers alone are not enough to patchwork this problem.
 
Atrás
Top Abajo