The Australian totalitarian megathread - She won't be right mate.

[Premium Gonzo]

Fucking hell i was walking through coles and saw this abomination. Why can this fucking thing be sold, but i can't get my BLOODY COFFEE HOTCROSS BUNS.. I'm having a mini tard rage right now. The worst bit is the youngest spawn wanted me to buy them, i might as well submerge in V energy drink and put it in the blender for the all the kids.

Give me the puzzle piece i don't care i've had a shit of a day.

 

[<3 norafawn]

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I’m not happy with you lowlife dogs

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This is all over TikTok if anyone is brave enough to go look.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Fucking hell i was walking through coles and saw this abomination. Why can this fucking thing be sold, but i can't get my BLOODY COFFEE HOTCROSS BUNS.. I'm having a mini tard rage right now. The worst bit is the youngest spawn wanted me to buy them, i might as well submerge in V energy drink and put it in the blender for the all the kids.

Give me the puzzle piece i don't care i've had a shit of a day.

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they had iced vovo ones last year fucking abominations the lot. And I love me HCB

 

[Garina'sVengeance]

Festering little pokey bum wanker

https://www.facebook.com/reel/904773045626599

 

[Bullet Club]

It's true, but writing an article about it is gay.

 

[_______________________-]

Melbourne has the best live music scene in Australia, which is to say Melbourne has a shit live music scene but it has something worth going to once in a blue moon.

 

[ddlloo]

Genuinely don't know how it was allowed to be on air in the mornings, the amount of sexualised or obscene content on it was kind of overwhelming.

 

[<3 norafawn]

Listening to the goydio in any capacity is a sign of a remarkably low IQ

 

[glass_houses]

I just saw some African chick taking a shit on the footpath beside a four lane, very busy road at lunchtime.

It's been a fairly decent run, but now it's time to nuke the continent.

 

[Bullet Club]

I just saw some African chick taking a shit on the footpath beside a four lane, very busy road at lunchtime.

It's been a fairly decent run, but now it's time to nuke the continent.

I hope she found some leaves to wipe afterwards. And also had one of those dog shit bags.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

I hope she found some leaves to wipe afterwards. And also had one of those dog shit bags.

At least if she shit in the dog poo bag that's a bit more civilised, then the squat and shot most thirdies do.

Who am i kidding she probably walked off with the squelched diarrhoea shot turd cutter.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Listening to the goydio in any capacity is a sign of a remarkably low IQ

HonkFM is the only viable alternative.

 

[The Valeyard]

From next week, Australia will require users to verify their age to play GTA Online and other R18+ online games

The new requirement, which comes in effect on Monday, will also affect pornography and "explicit" AI chatbots, according to SMH. It's all part of measures taken under the new Age-Restricted Material Codes which, according to a release from Australia's eSafety Commissioner, covers "most corners of the online ecosystem".

According to the same release, "A breach of a direction to comply with a code can result in penalties of up to AU$49.5 million per breach"

 

[Marche]

Listening to the goydio in any capacity is a sign of a remarkably low IQ

I like Five AA in the car because you get really funny boomers ringing up sometimes and the hoasts try their hardest to stay bipartisan but they are mostly just leftists who get corrected by callers

 

[Pork Wellington]

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It's true, but writing an article about it is gay.

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I'll happily eat my roast pork, veg and sauerkraut every night of the week, minus the "exotic" spices, just so I can avoid seeing brown skin and in-bred African's showing our youth how to "gangsta" with gardening tools.

Melbourne should just fuck off. Victoria cannot support itself because Melbourne is an oversized leech. Mark my words - it's going to mirror Los Angeles in 15.

Also - do you think Kyle ever knocked the back out of Jackie? She looks like the sort of girl who if you slipped her a rowie she'd let you pack her up the date.

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Festering little pokey bum wanker

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I'd prefer to listen to these cunts if they were half cut all the time.
Might get a bit of honesty for a change.
They should make it a rule that you have to knock back 3 pints before walking into parliament.
It would also prevent ooogabooga bitches like Fatima Payman and that Pakistan dogmoll from being there.

Speaking of which:

 

[khaine]

I never understood why Kyle and Jackie-O were popular. They both seemed like useless cunts. Both of them should fuck off.

That Payman twat should go live in some islamic shithole, instead of turning this country into an islamic shithole.

 

[Bullet Club]

Also - do you think Kyle ever knocked the back out of Jackie? She looks like the sort of girl who if you slipped her a rowie she'd let you pack her up the date.

Does Jackie have a penis?

https://x.com/clowndownunder/status/2027614478045684038

 

[khaine]

Does Jackie have a penis?

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Kyle is a massive cunt, so obviously he is dickless