🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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he will raise his machete and become a martyr against le heckin authoritarian police state

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I'm expecting to see something like this tomorrow morning:


FIVE SWAT TEAM MEMBERS, COUNTLESS CIVILIANS DEAD AFTER BOTCHED ARREST

By Cyke Goldberg

An entire SWAT team and many others were killed late last night in front of a local motel. According to police, in their attempt to arrest known YouTuber and alleged alcoholic woman-beating bail jumper Tard "ZestyWarlock666" Warwick, they neglected to prepare in any way for his onslaught of dark wizardry. Bystanders described the perpetrator as "drunk as hell," "looking like a gay Jack Sparrow cosplayer" and "sounding even gayer than that." "He just kept yelling 'MAGIC MITHLE, MAGIC MITHLE' in this lispy voice while swinging a twig at us and then everyone died," said local resident Shaniq'ua Jackson. Police still have not apprehended this violent fugitive. However, Police Commissioner Jack Mehoff has released an official statement: "If you see this fucking weirdo, throw a bible at him and contact your local branch of the Inquisition, this is way too gay for us."
 
Mr. Manchester dijo:
I'd like to think that Tarl is such a frail weirdo that he would just fail at his attempt to suicide by cop. The cop will just laugh at him and then bust his other tooth out.
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The ideal situation is that they shoot him and he narrowly survives, maybe loses a testicle, then goes to prison. Alternately, it would be funny if a female cop takes him down physically finding his weak machete swings non-threatening. She just slips behind him and cuffs both his hands in one fluid motion.
 
CarlosDanger dijo:
Why in the world would you want a cow to kill themselves? We want to milk them for all their worth.
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Tough titty said the kitty when the milk went dry.

Hes either killing himself or getting locked up for years so either way the saga will end/be on a multi year hiatus.

And nothing of value would be lost.
 
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Sekhmet666 dijo:
There is nothing humiliating about a man or a filthy vampirate emotionally abusing and intimidating you for months, then getting arrested for standing up for yourself.
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Sorry Nikki, If I fucked a girl who wore a tricorn hat, abandoned her child, split up a marriage and claimed to practice witchcraft, I'd be pretty fucking embarrassed. I might keep that shit to myself lest I ever meet a woman of any value. Self awareness keeps most of us out of these situations., but I'm glad you're speaking out and contributing to the lore of the vampirate. Just don't pretend there's nothing humiliating about it.
 
monk dijo:
Nikki posted a new video titled "The Nikkster's 10 Rules For Life!"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e0jCILIwQ7gBesides the 10 rules, which I don't completely agree with, but I don't want to go into at this time, Nikki is really stressing me out with the way she's looking and acting, smoking in between talking (to calm the nerves?), and what was with that "this fuckin" right in the last second of the video? Seems like she's on the edge and is talking to calm herself down.
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I think there are a lot of things at play here. She’s nursing a broken heart, has a court date, and is living in a bum motel with an expiration date, I presume. The future of her basic needs like shelter is uncertain. I imagine this is weighing fairly heavily on her at the moment.

She also knows that she’s got to get videos out while Sthykth is still relevant if she wants to springboard and that window is closing fast. I think she is also just really nervous because even though she wants to make her own videos, she knows she’s going to be mercilessly judged and critiqued which is par for the course in the YouTuber business.

Ridicule comes with the territory and I would think there is a certain amount of time required to toughen up before you can just do you without much of a fuck to give in front of the camera. I think she will do fine if she sticks with it. She will eventually become comfortable being in front of the camera and desensitized to trolling if she follows her own rules. I appreciate the genuine emotion in her latest video.

@Sekhmet666 I wonder what it would be like to pick a topic that crosses your mind and just record a stream of consciousness in the moment. No homo but I think you have attractive mannerisms when you’re just being natural and less self-conscious. This is just my opinion but I think you’ll see some success once you’ve gotten used to recording yourself and your natural charisma comes through.
 
DominoPetachi dijo:
I think there are a lot of things at play here. She’s nursing a broken heart, has a court date, and is living in a bum motel with an expiration date, I presume. The future of her basic needs like shelter is uncertain. I imagine this is weighing fairly heavily on her at the moment.

She also knows that she’s got to get videos out while Sthykth is still relevant if she wants to springboard and that window is closing fast. I think she is also just really nervous because even though she wants to make her own videos, she knows she’s going to be mercilessly judged and critiqued which is par for the course in the YouTuber business.

Ridicule comes with the territory and I would think there is a certain amount of time required to toughen up before you can just do you without much of a fuck to give in front of the camera. I think she will do fine if she sticks with it. She will eventually become comfortable being in front of the camera and desensitized to trolling if she follows her own rules. I appreciate the genuine emotion in her latest video.

@Sekhmet666 I wonder what it would be like to pick a topic that crosses your mind and just record a stream of consciousness in the moment. No homo but I think you have attractive mannerisms when you’re just being natural and less self-conscious. This is just my opinion but I think you’ll see some success once you’ve gotten used to recording yourself and your natural charisma comes through.
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Ghostface Killah dijo:

How interesting. 🤔
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Gator_Aids dijo:
Tardl has some funny alts.
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There She Glows dijo:
>Kiwi Farms only mean you harm. They get enjoyment out of others' suffering.
Yes Green Mountain Pilgrim you figured it out. It is such a common human idiosyncrasy that the Germans have a word for it, it's called "schadenfreude".

Update: I think we've happened upon an endangered species.
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Against all odds he does appear to be a genuine Tarl fan. Got blocked by Tarl for trying to help, still simping.
 
Sekhmet666 dijo:
There is nothing humiliating about a man or a filthy vampirate emotionally abusing and intimidating you for months, then getting arrested for standing up for yourself.
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Just to nitpick, right up until you bopped him in the face, you were all that to Sam. When you have the power to do so, you're a vindictive bitch. Did Sam deserve it? 100%, but you're just as much of a bully as you claim she is or Tarl is. The only thing that keeps you from doing it more often is you habitually make life choices that disempower you. But when you have the occasion and the means, you're in the mud with them.
 
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