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Make Iran Persia Again!​

Cartoon published 01/13/2026

Iran’s Uprising: Echoes of the Past Amid Present Suffering

Iran has come full circle since the Shah was forced out of the country in 1979 and replaced by an Islamic ‘republic.’ Now Iranians want the ruling mullahs gone and power restored to the people.

Shaw Pahlavi had flaws. He faced fierce opposition from the Islamic fanatics and was brutal in his retaliation. Still, the Shah wanted to westernize Iran and under his rule the country prospered. Women could dress as they liked and Iran had a bright future. When the muslim ’supreme leaders’ took control, the economy declined and women were murdered for not wearing head scarves properly. Iran’s muslim leaders spent profusely on arms and weapons to destroy Israel. They funded Hezbollah and Hamas and neglected their own people, who became impoverished—and now their currency is worthless and they have no water.

The mullahs are addicted to power and they will relinquish it only by force. They will commit mass murder on their own citizens rather than voluntarily give up their power, so unfortunately the citizens must use force.

The stark divide between the Shah’s progressive vision and the mullahs’ medieval and iron-fisted theocracy has been made evident. Iran’s people deserve better—freedom from fear, economic dignity, and a future unburdened by ideology. It’s time for them to not only take control of their own country but also jettison the backward religion that has held them down.

Trump wants to help the Iranian people, but we don’t not want American ‘boots on the ground.’ If he can take out the leadership similar to what he did with Maduro, then we’re all for it.

We want Iran to become Persia again.

— The GrrrTeam

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What’s that squeaking noise? The Republican Congress​

Cartoon published o1/15/2026

Both Bill and Hillary Clinton refused to comply with the House Oversight Committee’s subpoena that required them to testify about Jeffrey Epstein. It only underlines the hypocrisy of the Democrats, who repeatedly stated ‘nobody is above the law’ as they concocted bogus charges against Trump. The Clintons are above the law. Hillary committed egregious crimes, and her comrade James Comey let her off the hook.

The Democrats also arrested, with great fanfare, Trump associates Steve Bannon and Peter Navarro for failing to testify to Congress about Trump, whom they were trying to impeach. Bannon and Navarro rightfully claimed presidential privilege, but that was ignored and both men were sentenced to prison. In the case of Navarro, Biden’s goons suddenly arrested him at an airport and put him in leg irons. All unnecessary and just for show.

Just like when they arrested Roger Stone in a pre-dawn raid with a swat team of dozens of machine-gun toting. CNN was tipped off. Again, all for show to make Republican leaders look like criminals.

Another show happened when the FBI raided Mar a Lago with guns drawn over Trump’s alleged mishandling of classified documents. Meanwhile, Biden stole classified documents as a Senator. He kept those documents in his garage (probably selling them to the Chicoms). Nothing happened to him. Nothing at all. Jill’s underwear drawer was not raided.

Then, under Biden, 1,400 J6 protesters were arrested and many hundreds of them were sentenced to long prison terms. (Trump pardoned all of them). All along, the Democrats repeatedly chanted, “No one is above the law!”

The point is, the Democrats are ruthless and they play hardball. They don’t care if people are treated unequally under the law. Democrat operatives get to do whatever they like and face no consequences for their criminal deeds, whereas Republicans are often targeted over nothing.

The Clintons have operated as arch criminals for decades. They should have been in prison long ago, but instead they received accolades and medals from their fellow Democrats. Refusing to testify due to presidential privilege is a legitimate excuse. Failing to answer questions about Epstein is not. When Bill Clinton was president, he had Epstein to the White House 17 times. Bill traveled on Epstein’s jet 29 times. He went to Epstein Island multiple times (sometimes with Hillary). What did they do there? Photos showed Bill enjoying hot tubs and pools with young women. The Democrats do not talk about this—instead they continue to imply that Trump was guilty of criminal behavior with Epstein without any proof whatsoever. Trump spoke out against Epstein and testified against him.

Now there is talk about charging the Clintons with contempt of Congress. Will it happen? Many have their doubts because Republicans are nice and do not play hardball—they play beachball.

If by remote chance the Clintons are charged, look for Bill to show up wheeling a defibrillator by his side and Hillary in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank and tubes running up her nose. They will try to drum up sympathy and outrage from fellow Democrats. Come to think of it, it would great to see the Clintons acting infirm and near death. A tube going up Hillary’s nose would be a hilarious spectacle.

Someone should remind the Clinton

Cut off the funding to violent riots​

Cartoon published 01/17/2026

The mega-billionaire George Soros and his son may not be funding the anti-Ice protests directly, but they send money to other projects and organizations that could be. Soros already sent money indirectly to fund the “No Kings” protests. Soros also funded the elections of far-left district attorneys in blue cities across the country. Those DAs let criminals go free to commit more crime including murder.

The Soros father and son team are destroyers who fund dangerous DAs and politicians. Using a Cloward-Piven strategy, they want to ‘overload’ and destabilize the system by means of a massive flood of immigrants, thus causing an overwhelming demand on social services and eventually a collapse due to crime and chaos. Then globalist socialism can be introduced. Soros enjoys playing this game and once said he thought of himself as a ‘god.’

In 1992, Soros once made $1 billion in one day by means of a massive short attack on the British pound. The British taxpayer had to make up the damage by paying over $3 billion. Soros the destroyer.

The Soros team funded Tim Walz, the inept and unhinged Minnesota governor who allowed a lot of fraud and crime to become widespread in his state. Walz had no worries because the Soros DAs there aren’t about to lock up Walz or any of the Somali con artists or illegal alien criminals—especially Somalis. No way—that would be racist!

The Trump DOJ should be tracking those who are subsidizing endless protests whenever Republicans are in power. Right now the leftist politicians in Minnesota are fanning the flames of protests and encouraging violence through their incendiary rhetoric. Trump was elected to remove millions of invaders—including many criminals who were allowed to enter our country unvetted thanks to Joe Biden.

Trump has cut off US tax dollars to Minnesota because billions in taxpayer dollars were being stolen unchecked—and if Democrats got kickbacks from that fraud, then they need to go to jail. If Soros is funding violent anti-American protests, then he should be arrested and sent back to Hungary. Oh wait, he’s no longer welcome there because he was using NGOs to orchestrate a flood of immigrants into Hungary to destroy its national identity.

Sound familiar?

— The GrrrTeam

Don Lemon Storms a Church during Worship Services because…”Journalism”​

Tina Toon Tuesday is Back!

Cartoon published 01/20/2026

On Sunday, a Christian church in Minnesota was terrorized by far-left anti-ICE protestors. The parishioners were shocked and frightened when a dozen screaming radicals began shouting in their faces. They were screaming “ICE OUT!” over and over again. The protestors weren’t there to debate, they were there to intimidate, because they thought the pastor was supporting ICE.

CNN’s washed up anchor, Don Lemon, invaded the church with leftist BLM radicals so he could live stream it on his Youtube channel. That’s right, Lemon is a podcaster now, and he’s hungry for followers.

Don claimed he was doing ‘journalism’ by going into a church and harassing people in the pews was protected under the first amendment. Lemon is now under investigation for the potential violations of the federal FACE Act for desecrating a house of worship and interfering with Christian worshippers. A church is NOT a public space and no one can just ‘Walz’ in and harass people worshiping.

One Minnesota church attendee said Don Lemon was unprofessional and absolutely WAS a part of the mob that stormed his church. “He was there and he was part of what disrupted our worship service.”

Of course he was, gotta get those YouTube views!

The Biden DOJ arrested abortion center protestors who were on sidewalks. (Abortion centers are sacred to Democrats). Lemon was not outside on a sidewalk…he brazenly went into the church and disrupted services. Don Lemon and the radical leftist agitators need to be arrested and thrown in jail for violating the FACE Act.

What’s the FACE act you may ask?

The FACE Act (full name: Freedom of Access to Clinic Entrances Act) is a U.S. federal law enacted in 1994 (18 U.S.C. § 248). It prohibits certain conduct intended to interfere with access to reproductive health services (like abortion clinics) or the exercise of religious freedom at places of worship.Specifically, it makes it illegal to intentionally use force, threat of force, or physical obstruction to injure, intimidate, or interfere with (or attempt to do so) someone because they are:

Obtaining or providing reproductive health services, or

Exercising (or seeking to exercise) their First Amendment right to religious freedom at a place of religious worship.

It also bans intentionally damaging or destroying property of such facilities or places of worship.

No charges have yet been brought against the agitators or Lemon. We just have to hope they are not sitting on AG Bondi’s desk.

—The GrrrTeam

Starfleet Learing Academy​

Cartoon published 01/21/2026

When I was a kid I watched the ‘Star Trek’ episodes as they originally aired. My dad only watched news and sports, but he made an exception for ‘Star Trek’ and watched it with us.

We were sad when the show was canceled, but it soon returned as reruns every day in the afternoons, and I made sure to hurry home from school to watch them. Yes, I am a big fan of “Star Trek,” but my interest faded after “Voyager,” and I was in no hurry to watch Paramounts latest generation of the show.

‘Star Trek’ hasn’t been good in a long while. The action movies in which they turned the characters into comic book heroes was abhorrent to me. Spock using his fists instead of a nerve pinch? That’s not Spock. Then, iterations on TV devolved further and the franchise became absorbed by woke-ism, much like ‘Landru’ hypnotizing a civilization.

I finally broke down and watched the first two episodes of “Star Trek Academy.” The first one was free on YouTube and it didn’t get a lot of views, but they did leave the comment section open to their credit. The comments were comedy gold.

The show was as bad as they were saying, even though Paramount seemed to have spent a lot of special effects. After all, it is set well into the future—a future far more distant than the original series. It’s too bad they forgot what made TOS as popular as it was. That is, likable characters and compelling, well-written science fiction.

This new Trek seems to have forgotten that and concentrated instead on identity and intersectionality. There are very few white males in the Academy. Some of the characters don’t seem to be qualified to be there in the first place. They don’t strike me as ‘the best of the best.’ Getting into the Academy used to be notoriously difficult. Now there’s a ‘sensitive’ Klingon. Some of the behavior is not in line with Academy discipline. Some are way overweight and one main character is a downright criminal—a charming criminal, sure, but why is HE in the Academy? It’s not clear.

Holly Hunter plays the captain and it was insulting to see her with her legs draped around the chair. No!

“Sideways” actor Paul Giamatti seemed totally miscast as a Klingon, but he did a commendable job as a renegade and he played the bad guy role even more over-the-top than Ricardo Montalban did with “Kahn.” Giamatti is good at whatever role he plays.

Holly Hunter has a lot of mileage on her odometer, but she too remains an excellent actress. Robert Picardo is back as the hologram doctor, who claimed to have aged intentionally to not freak out humans. He sings opera in one episode, but the series needs to be more than a woke soap opera with an Academy set in what looks like a futuristic shopping mall. There were too many scenes showing people walking long expanses of that mall and talking…and talking some more. Plus, the far-distant future uses staircases instead of escalators or turbo lifts? Really?

I may watch a few more episodes to see if it can improve, but many at this point are saying…

“It’s dead, Jim!”

— Ben Garrison

 

[Random Internet Person]

Trump Does Davos 2026​

Published 01/22/2026

President Trump and the United States came out a winner at Davos. Trump always talks big—makes threats such as tariffs against Europe and a military takeover of Greenland, but in the end he was given free reign to expand military bases, install the ‘golden dome’ as well as mine for rare earth deposits, which are in short supply.

Trump warned Europe that they’ve gone too far with their green energy obsession. Windmills are now everywhere in Europe—purchased from China—while China burns as much cheap coal as it can. Canada’s prime minister even suggested China is now the global leader. Sure, Canada. Let’s go full Chinese communist and let them take over the west. Canada has already imported millions of Chinese, so they are making a start. Europe has imported millions of muslims, which means they might become a caliphate by 2050. Britain and Germany continue to clamp down on free speech—the same freedom the US fought to protect in WWII.

Europe needs to replace their weak leadership with more leaders such as President Trump, but currently it’s like the blind leading the blind—and they are heading over a cliff. Trump tried to warn them.

— The GrrrTeam

Winter ICE Storm 2026​

Cartoon published 01/24/2026

Americans are bracing for a chaotic blizzard of snow and freezing rain. Meanwhile, a determined ICE storm is sweeping in to deport a flurry of illegal alien criminals.

No ICE!” signs tumble like icicles. It’s a perfect mashup of Mother Nature’s deep freeze and the Department of Homeland Security’s deportation drive, reminding us that some storms are literal, and others are political tempests engineered by well-funded socialist radicals. They are harassing federal agents and impeding justice. Spoiler: It’s not organic outrage; it’s orchestrated chaos.

Crews are battling overnight to clear roads, but with temperatures plummeting. In cartoon terms, this storm is the perfect backdrop for ICE’s “deportation blizzard,” where the cold isn’t just meteorological—it’s the chill of accountability hitting those who’ve overstayed their welcome. While the winter storm rages, ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) is unleashing its own storm under President Trump’s second term. Dubbed the “largest mass deportation program in history,” operations have ramped up dramatically since January 2025, with arrests surging 76% in Missouri and nearly tripling in Kansas. DHS reports removing over 670,000 illegal aliens in the first year, including serious criminals like murderers and pedophiles, setting the stage for even more in 2026.

Recent raids in Maine, Minneapolis, and Kansas City have netted hundreds, with agents entering homes without judicial warrants per a controversial 2025 memo—sparking outcry but delivering results. Trump’s no-nonsense approach, including Arctic specialist troops aiding 3,000 agents in places like Minnesota amid sub-zero protests, is moving the needle on border security. But here’s the twist: As ICE clears the “storm,” leftist agitators are throwing snowballs—literally and figuratively—at the agents.

Despite winter’s fury, thousands braved freezing temps for “ICE Out!” rallies in Minneapolis on Jan 23, 2026—over 4,000 in NYC’s Union Square and 1,000+ in Orange County, walking out in protest of deportations. These aren’t casual gatherings; protesters have impeded operations, harassed agents, and even clashed in sub-zero conditions, chanting against federal enforcement while businesses shut down in solidarity. Reports detail agitators blocking ICE vehicles, shouting down officers, and creating standoffs that delay deportations—turning routine ops into frozen battlegrounds.

GOP lawmakers are pressing investigations into taxpayer dollars flowing to these outfits via state grants (e.g., Minnesota’s Million Voter Project, which got $400K+ from public safety funds and supports anti-ICE actions). Broader allegations point to billionaire George Soros’ Open Society Foundations, which have poured millions into immigration advocacy groups opposing deportations—though fact-checks call direct “paid rioter” links unproven, conservative reports insist the money trail enables organized chaos. Even ACLU and NILC critiques focus on ICE’s ballooning budget ($10B base + $75B supplement), but the real question is: Why are these “protests” so slickly funded while agents freeze in the line of duty?

Meanwhile, the discredited huckster Al Gore was interviewed at Davos and he blathered his usual climate change doom—to him things are perpetually warming, but Old Man Winter disagrees.

Stay frosty, America—both literally and figuratively!

—The GrrrTeam

 

[Random Internet Person]

Cleaning Up Minnesota’s Corruption​

Cartoon published 01/27/2026 Tina Toon Tuesday

Border Czar Tom Homan has been deployed to Minnesota by President Trump. Homan does not mess around.

Homan’s deployment comes about due to violent, anti-ICE protests and unrest in Minnesota, which have become even more triggered by recent fatal shootings involving federal agents during immigration enforcement actions under “Operation Metro Surge.”

Those shootings include the deaths of Alex Pretti who was trying to impede an ICE action, and Renee Good, who hit an ICE agent with her car and shot as a result. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey have urged an end or at least a reduction in federal ICE/Border Patrol presence. ICE officers endure constant death threats and one protestor bit off the finger of one of the ICE officers. Alex Pretti disrupted a law enforcement operation and interjected himself irresponsibly and resisted while armed.

Minnesota continues to descend into chaos while weak leaders such as Walz and Frey do little to help federal agents. Rather than urge a stop to the violent protests, they seem to have encouraged them and local police were ordered to stand down.

Tom Homan has arrived in Minnesota and he will help assert federal authority to push forward deportations. Walz has agreed after it was revealed that the protests were carefully arranged by means of a private messenger called “Signal” that enabled text chats. The protests are not spontaneous.

Nick Shirley exposed the billions in Somali fraud, and shortly thereafter Minnesota exploded with mass protests. Are the constant protests an arranged distraction from the vast Minnesota fraud by carried out by Walz, Omar, and other Democrats in Minnesota?

Homan is there to clean up the streets of Minnesota. He will deport illegal aliens and put criminal aliens in jail. Don’t listen to what the Democrats are shoveling.

— The GrrrTeam

Omar Smells Like Fraud and Theft​

Cartoon published 01/29/2026

Ilhan Omar got ‘sprayed’ during a town hall appearance and she immediately blamed Trump. She claimed the president’s hateful rhetoric has caused threats against her to ‘skyrocket.’

As it turned out, the spray from a hypodermic needle was apple cider vinegar. Why didn’t her ‘attacker’ aim it at her face? Probably because it was staged. She was possibly inspired by Jussie Smollett, and she may have nodded at the man who sprayed her…indicating “all clear, it’s go time.”

Omar wants to drum up sympathy to counter the questions people have about her. Namely, how did she quickly accrue nearly 40 million dollars? Is she like her Somali constituency and trying to rip off as much as they can from the system? Did she game the immigration system by claiming to be married—and her husband ended up being her own brother? What about her five million dollar winery? She claimed that was a source of her income (possibly inspired by Nancy Pelosi), but now she has taken down the crude website for the winery, because it doesn’t exist.

Did tricky Omar get kickbacks from the myriad ‘learing centers’ for non-existent children?

Something smells bad and it’s coming from Ilhan Omar herself. Stay tooned for MUCH more!

— The GrrrTeam

The Off Switches​

Cartoon published 01/31/2026

Many of us suspect the protests in Minnesota are by no means grass-root. The protestors are well-organized, carry slickly-printed signs, and uniformly shout the same messages. They used a cell phone message program called ‘Signal’ to implement their movements around town to counter ICE agents. They are getting paid by billionaire agitators such as George Soros and his son.

Still, why are these protests so well organized and persistent when compared to other blue cities? Because rampant fraud was revealed to be taking place in Minnesota and it has cost taxpayers billions of dollars. Democrat politicians in that state had to have known such widespread and lucrative fraud was taking place. They knew and probably raked in plenty of kickbacks for allowing that fraud to take place. If they didn’t know, then they are the most incompetent public officials ever.

We know such fraud is not confined to Minnesota. It’s occurring in all of the blue cities and blue states. In the Seattle area, there are almost more Somali day care centers than there are Somalis. The Marxist Seattle mayor does not want fraud investigated, and no Democrat politician wants ICE around their precious sanctuary cities. ICE is a big threat to their corrupt rackets. Therefore, the Democrats along with the usual RINOs are threatening still yet again to put in place another government shutdown.

The Democrat Party is hopelessly corrupt and criminal. Not only have they stolen elections, they also operate on funds ratholed for their fraudsters—illegal alien ones and otherwise. All of this serves as a reminder that we need fair and monitored elections that demand voter ID, paper ballots, and are free from mail-in ballot abuse and Democrat fraud.

— The GrrrTeam

Three More Years Of FAFO​

Tina Toon

Cartoon published 02/02/2026

Well, it’s Groundhog Day. Again! And that means it’s time for another Groundhog Day cartoon. Tina Tuesday has been changed to Tina Monday for this occasion.

The Super Bowl is coming soon and we are reminded what Mike Macdonald, the victorious Seattle Seahawks coach, had to say when he was asked if he was worried about San Francisco and Los Angeles in the playoff games. The coach said, “We did not care! It’s always been about us and what we do.”

President Trump has a similar mindset. No more Mr. Nice Guy and he doesn’t care what the opposing team thinks. If Trump cared what the Democrats thought, there would be no end to it. He’d be apologizing daily and those apologies would be like blood in the water—attracting more Democrat sharks. Instead, Trump is flipping the Democrats a stiff mid digit while he does what he wants—he’s trying to make America great again.

Three more years of FAFO on the way!

— The GrrrTeam

Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton, the Untouchables​

Cartoon published 02/03/2026

For many months the Clintons have not complied with subpoenas from House Oversight Committee Chairman Rep. James Comer. The Clintons have refused to testify on matters involving Jeffrey Epstein, claiming the subpoenas was invalid.

In other words, the Clintons are above the law.

Comer responded by giving the Clintons more time. They did not comply. Then he sent a tersely-worded letter. The Clintons ignored it. Finally, the House threatened to find the Clintons in criminal contempt. Finally, they agreed to testify. We all hoped to see them marched away in handcuffs, but that only happens to Republicans who supported Trump.

Bill Clinton is the main focus. After all, he went to Epstein Island many times and was aboard Epstein’s jet, the “Lolita Express,” dozens of times. Bill is most likely to dither and churn semantics by saying things such as, “I did not have sex with those young ladies on that island.” Or, “It depends on what your definition of ‘is’ is.

Epstein had a painting featuring Bill wearing Monica Lewinsky’s famous blue dress. Maybe Comer can ask him why he posed for such a thing.

Hillary Clinton, who says she never met or spoke with Epstein, might be expected to state in a bored and haughty voice, “What difference at this point does it make?” This is the same Hillary who recently penned a thoroughly hypocritical essay about how the MAGA-minded are conducting a war on ‘empathy.’ Someone should remind Hillary of the Clinton body trail.

The Democrat media is mostly ignoring this and concentrating on possible Epstein wrongdoings by Trump, which don’t exist. Plenty of rumors and made up stories are everywhere, but they are not rooted in reality. Bill, on the other hand, might be up to his neck in Epstein wrongdoings. He’d better be careful not to add another stain to the infamous blue dress.

IT’S OFFICIAL: Bill and Hillary Clinton will be testifying in front of Congress regarding Jeffrey Epstein on February 26th and 27th

— Ben Garrison

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Ben really made fart fetish art and also the whole Clinton thing is hilarious, Ben will keep being out of touch with reality if it means defending his favorite pedophiles.

 

[funwithshemales69]

I admire @Random Internet Person 's commitment to keeping this thread going
Hows Ben's cancer, does anybody know? He still seems to be very dinosaurish, being stuck in the past where Trumps this great guy instead of basically a neocon zog puppet. God bless his ignorance, it is more comforting.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Gavin’s Red Tape neighborhood​

Cartoon published 02/05/2026

California’s Pacific Palisades suffered devastating wildfires just over one year ago, and one would think they’d be well into the rebuilding stage. Instead, there has been no or slow progress due to insurance, financing, and red tape. Long-awaited reconstruction has been delayed, causing frustration amongst residents. Despite good weather, the landscape remains burned and the property owners are burnt out.

The progressive left leadership in California is in no hurry to expedite rebuilding the Pacific Palisades. The same incompetent left ignored the fire threat and didn’t even bother to store water so the fire hydrants could function. Such gross incompetence on the part of Gavin Newsom and LA Mayor Karen Bass should have seen them run out the state, but instead they’re still there pontificating and virtue signaling. Newsom even expects to become president despite his horrendous record. Apparently he thinks a slick hairdo is enough to fool voters.

Bill Maher has frequently criticized California’s regulatory agencies that use excessive bureaucracy, red tape, and leftist overreach that interferes with home improvements and daily life. That red tape hinders development and especially targets housing and homeowners. The inspection requirements are ridiculously long and expensive. Maher was required to pay and wait a long time for three different inspections—simply to change a garage door.

Higher taxes and over-regulation grow big government and increases the power of incompetent leftists such as Gavin Newsom.

It’s time for Californians to cut the red tape and oust the ‘hairdo.’

— The GrrrTeam

Checkmate​

Cartoon published 02/07/2026

President Trump has sent 12 warships, including the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, to the Persian Gulf region, forcing Iran to the negotiating table. Trump wants to persuade the Iranian mullah leadership to stop killing their protesting citizens. It has been estimated that as many as 40,000 protestors were killed throughout Iran. The militant theocratic leaders are determined to hold onto power. Meanwhile, the stock market as been flying up and down under the threat of war and the thwarting of war.

We would like to see Iran and its citizens freed, but not by means of American boots on the mountainous ground of Iran. We realize Trump is using the leverage to protect Iranians as well as force Iran’s leadership to end their nuclear weapons development as well as cease their funding of terrorists groups that attack Israel.

We know tyrants are only checked by military force. The mullahs will play a cat and mosque game, but Trump plays 4D chess and is already forcing a checkmate.

Deal or no deal? Time will tell. This is a breaking news story.

— The GrrrTeam

Stranger Things…​

Tina Toon

Cartoon published 02/10/2026

Jeffrey Epstein was convicted for sex crimes in Florida in 2008. He pleaded guilty to charges of procuring a child for prostitution and was given an extremely lenient plea deal. Afterward, he was visited by powerful people and celebrities. The Epstein file release revealed one of those people was Steve Bannon. The power of Epstein’s money corrupted many.

Bannon solicited Epstein to fund a globalist, populist network. In exchange, he would have (apparently) made a ‘redemption-style’ documentary designed to improve Epstein’s public image (if that were even possible).

Bannon has fancied himself as the voice of MAGA, but we didn’t know that included MEGA (Make Epstein Great Again).

Bannon portrayed himself as a crusader against the corrupt elite, but Epstein (who represented the Rothschild banking family) was as elite as it gets.

We wonder if Bannon wasn’t chased out of the White House due to his association with Epstein, but more likely it was Bannon’s difficult personality. Bannon broke things off with Epstein after the latter was arrested in 2019.

Of course associating with someone is not criminal, but associating with Jeffrey Epstein WILL raise eyebrows.

Bannon has a lot of explaining to do and perhaps he will do it in an upcoming ‘war room’ podcast.

Meanwhile Bill and Hillary Clinton will be ‘taking the 5th’ in front of Congress next week. Congress needs to ask Slick Willie about his 26 flights on Epstein’s ‘Lolita Express.”

— The GrrrTeam

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Of course associating with someone is not criminal, but associating with Jeffrey Epstein WILL raise eyebrows.

Convenient Ben doesn't even question the blatant association Epstein had with people in Trump's current cabinet including the likes of Trump himself or clowns like Howard Lutnick.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Woke NFL Halftime Show Is Garbage

Cartoon published 02/11/2026

I’m old enough to remember when the NFL had marching bands during Super Bowl halftimes. There were no pop stars with extravagant productions. Times have certainly changed, and not for the better.

When I heard the NFL hired ‘Bad Bunny’ to be their halftime performer, I pictured a singer in a pink bunny suit. I soon learned he was a popular Latin American singer who threatened to wear a dress during his halftime show. I decided to watch the whole thing to see how bad it could get.

Bad Bunny’s set was elaborate. I saw hispanic people pretending to cut sugar cane and Bad Bunny didn’t wear a dress. Instead, he strolled around garbed in some sort of bland-colored jumpsuit while grabbing at his crotch. He prattled away nonstop in Spanish and I couldn’t understand a word. I wondered why in the world Roger Goodell would allow such a show—was he planning on expanding and establishing a team in Mexico City or Puerto Rico? I could not fathom why Bunny was on the field. The NFL could have put on a patriotic show—after all, America celebrates its 250th birthday this year. Instead, we saw an anti-American show.


I found out what he was saying the next day and I was disgusted. His rapping monologue was filled with foul language, lewd sexual innuendos, and talk about getting drunk. People like to drink and have sex, I get that. But children were watching and many of them were hispanic children. Big Bunny accused the United States of colonizing Hawaii and compared it to Puerto Rico. Well, Hawaii is a state and his island is part of the United States, too. If he is calling for independence, good luck with that. Without US aid, Puerto Rico would quickly become as poor as Cuba. Essentially Bunny condemned America as a thief of native land—that tired old chestnut.

The NFL’s virtue signaling is evident when they promote ‘love over hate,’ but Bad Bunny made it clear he hates gringos. Apparently the NFL is fine with that form of hate because it promotes not unity, but division. Diversity is the left’s woke mantra.

The Democrat media predictably praised Bunny’s performance and ignored his sex grinding, his swearing, and his politics. The Super Bowl crowd itself stayed mostly silent and confused. They didn’t know what was going on and the show lacked focus. Big Bunny’s performance was perhaps the most boring Super Bowl halftime show in history. Maybe that’s appropriate since the game itself was called the most boring Super Bowl in a long time.


Goodell, worth $700 million, needs to answer for Bunny’s insulting disgrace of a halftime show, but Roger is untouchable—just like the rest of the elite. All we can do is stop watching.

— Ben Garrison

Slow Down! Hurry Up! Pass The Save Act​

Cartoon published 02/12/2026

The House passed the SAVE Act, which mandates voter ID and proof of citizenship. No more loopholes that allow non-citizens to vote in our elections.
Bipartisan? Yes.
Common sense? Absolutely.
Overdue? For years.

UPDATE: Senate Majority Leader John Thune

is now cosponsoring the SAVE America Act. This is a developing story and may change.

The SAVE Act heads to the Senate, where the turtle crawl begins. Mitch McConnell’s ancient, creaky shell is moving at a standstill toward the finish line, while Senate Majority Leader John Thune acts as a jockey yelling, “Whoa there! Slow down, old boy! We’ve got all the time in the world!” Meanwhile, 46 senators (and counting) have already co-sponsored the bill. The MAGA Republicans are pulling a taut rope with everything they’ve got, but the turtle is barely moving. Why the delay?

The RINOs are dithering because the passage of real election integrity means admitting the current system has holes big enough to drive a non-citizen voting caravan through.
It means facing the rampant fraud that is mail-in chaos, no-ID policies, and lax enforcement that always benefits the Democrat candidates.


The SAVE Act isn’t radical—It’s basic.

We salute the tireless work of Scott Presler and Rep. Mike Lee of convincing the GOP congress to pass the SAVE Act.

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It states: If one wants to vote in American elections, one should be an American citizen—with proof of citizenship.
Yet somehow, that simple idea has the Senate Turtle Squad clutching their pearls and hitting the brakes.
The finish line is right there…the momentum for the bill would be irresistible if only the anti-Trumpers in the Republican Party would cease dragging their feet.

— The GrrrTeam

California Sliming With Gavin Newscum​

Cartoon published 02/14/2026

California Governor Gavin Newsom has long lived in a bubble of wealth and privilege. Like Hunter, he seems to believe he can get away with anything—and he has. As mayor of San Francisco, he had an affair with his campaign manager’s wife. A career breaker for many, but not for Gavin—his bubble is impervious to his pricking misdeeds.

Despite being well above the worries of average hard working Californians, he pretends to be one of them—just an average Joe. He’s more like the conniving Gordon Gekko, but lacks his charm. When ‘hairdo’ hypocritically broke his own Covid rules by attending a party with his fellow rich elites at one of California’s fanciest restaurants, he wore no mask and didn’t adhere to social distancing. He was caught and said, “We’re all human and we fall short sometimes.” Is Gavin really human or is he some kind of slimy, maggoty creature out to destroy California?

Newsom brags his state is the 4th largest economy in the world (if it were an independent country), but he’s driving that economy into the ground with huge taxes, endless red tape, and out-of-control spending. His state now owes a $500 billion debt and nearly $1.6 trillion in liabilities (pensions, etc). The state has wasted billions on a high-speed rail project that remains unbuilt. The cost skyrocketed to over $130 billion. Where does all that money go? Most likely toward kickbacks and ratholes of graft.


Gavin has spent nearly $25 billion on the state’s growing homeless problem and now that problem is worse than ever. Conveniently, there has been a significant lack of money tracking and accountability—just like in Minnesota, where massive fraud has occurred. One case revealed an LA-based charity CEO stole $23 million in taxpayer funds earmarked for California’s homeless. He used the money to fund a luxurious lifestyle. This is probably the tip of the iceberg. Just think of what the Somalis could do in California!

The state’s taxes are so high that the Super Bowl winners from Seattle made nothing and in fact they ended up owing tens of thousands of dollars to California for their effort due to the state’s ‘jock tax.’ No wonder so many business are fleeing the Golden State.

Gavin Newsom made California’s wildfires worse by emptying reservoirs to protect marshlands and failing to protect forests. Then his gross incompetence led to the destruction of the Pacific Palisades. The fire department couldn’t put out the fire—the reservoir feeding the fire hydrants was totally empty. Gavin blamed Trump for failing to address ‘climate change.’ Newsom is a green energy and climate change fanatic.

Newsom exempted Panera Bread from a fast-food minimum wage law due to his relationship with a political donor who owned franchises. If you are a rich friend and contribute to his campaigns, then Newsom gives you a break. Again, Gavin has no shame.

Despite being a monumental flop as California’s governor, Newsom has so much arrogance that he believes he deserves to be President of the United States in 2028. He wants to continue the destruction wreaked by Joe Biden by returning to open borders, massive inflation, climate change bunk, men in women’s sports, and the economic destruction of America. Not to mention a surrender to his best buddies, the communist Chinese. In 2023 Newsom initiated a major, accelerated cleanup of San Francisco ahead of the APEC summit and President Xi Jinping’s visit. He certainly wouldn’t clean up the city for Americans. He thinks average Americans should walk through trash and poop on the sidewalks.

Gavin recently attended the Munich Security Conference in order to appear ‘presidential.’ Naturally he trashed Trump while there. The Democrat-controlled media are already praising him as the new “JFK.” Disgusting.


Newsom is a dangerous man and must not come anywhere near the Oval Office. His life of privilege and luxury has convinced him he deserves power by default. We must fix our broken election system and make sure voters have IDs. The Democrats would gladly steal another election—this time for the worst man for the job.

— Ben Garrison

AOC Not Ready For Prime Time​

Cartoon published 02/17/2026 Tina Toon

Like Gavin Newsom, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez attended the Munich Security Conference in order to look ‘presidential,’ worldly, and experienced. Instead, she botched the political portfolio she was building.

Her answers to foreign policy questions ended up triggering criticism from both Republicans and Democrats alike. AOC’s political career might now be limited to serving in the House, and she’s probably better suited to some other job instead of that—say, bartending.

When questioned about Taiwan, AOC seemed mystified. Her fumbling answer consisted mostly of ‘uhhhs.’ Then she commented about the former Venezuelan dictator, Maduro, attempting to paint Trump as a racist. She said, “He (Maduro) was an anti-democratic leader. That doesn’t mean that we can kidnap a head of state and engage in acts of war just because the nation is below the equator.” Wait, What? Venezuela is above the equator. The equator does not touch Venezuela—it goes through Brazil.

Many might think these are trivial mistakes. After all, too many young people can’t find Venezuela on a map. They are woefully ignorant about politics, countries, and leaders of the world thanks to an education system that prefers students go out and protest ICE instead of learning. But a presidential candidate mustn’t make such mistakes. They are supposed to be a cut above—very smart and studied, preferably holding an advanced degree with honors, but also well-grounded in reality. Maybe they served in the US military. A presidential candidate needs to be someone like JD Vance, for example.

Hillary was there as well, looking surly and sounding snarly. Why can’t she simply retire and enjoy the vast riches she and Bill grifted from the American people? Everyone knows she’s there because she still wants power. She saw Joe Biden (or whoever was wearing the mask) become president with barely two brain cells to rub together. He was 78 years old when elected President. Hillary is 78—maybe she thinks she has a chance. She gets a lot of mileage out of her meanness. At the very least she wants to be seen as influential and a mover and shaker. Or maybe she remains unable to shake off the fact that she lost to Trump.

The Democrats will soon need to find a viable candidate for their 2028 presidential campaign. ‘Hairdo’ Gavin completely destroyed California. His silver-spooned attitude and fake Joker-like smile will turn off voters. Cackling Kamala will be lucky to fetch a primary or two. AOC is liked only because she makes people laugh—but they are laughing AT her, not with her. Just like President Trump said, “AOC is a bad look for the country.”

Did AOC blow her 2028 chances already? Ask Dukakis.

— The GrrrTeam

From “Little Marco” to BIG HANDS Statesman: Marco Rubio’s Epic MAGA Redemption Arc!​

Cartoon published 02/18/2026

Remember 2016? Back when the primaries were a full-contact roast session, President Trump famously dubbed Marco Rubio “Little Marco”—a nickname that stuck like glue throughout the Florida senator’s tough campaign run. It was classic Trump: sharp, memorable, and zero mercy. Fast-forward to 2025/2026, and look at the plot twist nobody saw coming: Rubio has not just survived in Trump World—he’s thriving as one of the most beloved members of the Cabinet. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has earned his stripes (and then some) as a loyal, effective powerhouse who’s got MAGA folks cheering louder than ever.

And folks, he’s earned every bit of that love. Rubio’s recent speech at the Munich Security Conference was pure fire—delivering a standing-ovation-worthy message on renewing the transatlantic alliance, defending shared Western/Christian heritage, slamming mass migration as a threat to civilization, calling out deindustrialization from “free trade dogma” and “climate extremism,” and pushing for a proud, sovereign “new Western Century.” No lectures, no managed decline—just straight-talk America First diplomacy that eased European jitters while staying true to the mission. Even critics had to admit it was a “win” for his standing, with praise rolling in from GOP strategists and allies who see him as a fixer who gets results.
And let’s not forget Rubio’s Russia-Ukraine negotiations, the Middle East Ceasefire, and deportation deals as well as stabilizing other conflicts in SE Asia and Africa. Rubio, unlike Hillary under Obama, is on the case!

What makes this glow-up so fun? Rubio didn’t just flip the script—he owned it. From primary rival to trusted insider, he’s become a favorite among MAGA circles for his unwavering loyalty, smart foreign policy moves (like that nuclear deal with Hungary), and ability to deliver without the drama. Trump once jabbed at his size; now Rubio’s got the “big hands” influence (wink wink) to match the big ideas.

From underdog to standout—talk about a comeback story!

Oh, and let’s not forget the bromance bonus: Vice President JD Vance has repeatedly called Rubio his “closest friend” and “best friend in the administration.” No tension, no rivalry rumors—just two heavy-hitters working together for the win. Vance praised Rubio’s Munich speech as “great” and “smart,” highlighting how it drives home key points on Europe thriving without self-sabotage. It’s the kind of team vibe that makes you root for the whole squad.

So here’s to Marco Rubio: proof that loyalty, grit, and a little humor can turn even the sharpest nickname into a badge of honor. He’s not “Little” anymore—he’s BIG league.

–The GrrrTeam

President Trump is gonna Tariff even harder​

Cartoon published 02/21/2026

By majority decision, the Supreme Court has ruled the tariffs put in place by President Trump to be unlawful. Three so-called ‘conservatives’ on the court sided with the lefty judges. Chief Justice John Roberts along with Justices Amy Coney Barrett and Neil Gorsuch should have sided with Trump and his efforts to make America great again. Instead, they want America to fail, resulting in America becoming a globalist, socialist cesspool.


Unfortunately there’s no way to reel in those seasick justices who voted against Trump and his tariffs and make them listen to reason. Trump needs tariffs to ensure America is finally fairly compensated in trade deals. Before, America was treated as a sucker. Unfortunately, too many on the Supreme Court have Trump Derangement Syndrome and will twist the law to ensure he fails.


What the SCOTUS basically said in a nutshell, “You’re using the wrong bait for those tariff fish.” Trump will now switch ‘baits’.

Trump is not giving up on tariffs—he uses them not only as a revenue source, but also as leverage to keep the globalists in line. He will now use a different legal basis for the tariffs. If he does what the Supreme Court currently orders—paying back tariffs already collected—then the US will lose $175 billion. Trump is not the type to throw that kind of money back.

We can expect the Supreme Court and its fake conservatives to cast about and find another legal precedent to stop the President. And they will fail again!

— The GrrrTeam

USA Beats Canada In Hockey- Carney hardest hit​

Cartoon published 02/23/2026

President Trump has invited the USA Olympic hockey team to his State Of The Union speech this week. They beat the favored Canadians and we all know how Canada prides themselves on a winning tradition when it comes to hockey. Former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau once stated, “You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.” That game was hockey and taking the country was referred to Trump’s threat to take over Canada and make it our 51st state.

Now Mark Carney is running the maple leaf country, and he greatly resents Trump’s tariffs, calling them ‘a threat to the global order.’ Trump is no fan of globalism—he wants America first and that means fair trade. For far too long, maple syrup land has taken advantage of the ‘nice’ country on its southern border. That’s no longer the case.

Canada has been on the decline due to disastrous leftist policies. Trudeau squandered billions of Canadian dollars. He spent it on the promotion of LGBTQ+ in other countries. The globalist leaders have imported millions of foreigners—especially immigrants from China and India—and it has been a strain on their social services. It can now take many months if not years to get medical treatment in Canada. People are no longer touting their socialized medical system. Most of all, Canada spends very little on its own military. Instead, it relies on the US for protection while its socialist politicians hurl insults at Trump and his administration.

The USA just took Canada’s game and maybe we’ll take Canada itself next. Maybe starting with Alberta who would welcome being the 51st state.

Congratulations to both the men and womens hockey teams for winning the gold medal!

— The GrrrTeam

Recess Rules: Democrats Are the Playground Bullies, and Republicans Keep Handing Over Their Lunch Money​

Tina Toon Tuesday

Cartoon published 02/24/2026

Remember when Donald Trump had everyone chanting “Lock her up!” during his 2016 campaign? During one debate, he told Hillary she should be in jail, but once he was elected he turned kind and forgiving and even said Clinton was a ’nice lady.’ Trump played nice and what did get for it? Hillary was NOT nice—she played it mean and triggered the Russia collusion hoax, which clouded his first term. He’s learned his lesson now—he lives by the acronym, ‘FAFO.’

Too many other Republicans claim they are taking the high road and being statesmen, but in fact their non-confrontational approach is seen by Democrats as being wimpy. Republicans get swat-teamed while Democrat suspects get asked politely to show up before a Democrat judge—who promptly lets them off the hook.

The Democrats can disrupt, threaten violence, hurl vile insults at conservatives and break the law with impunity. Obama used security agencies to spy on the Trump campaign. Nothing happened. They outright stole the 2020 election. Nothing happens. They can shut down the government and walk out on Trump’s SOTU speeches without consequences. The Democrats are the bully in a schoolyard in dire need of a punch in the nose, but the Republicans are not up to that task. They’re the skinny, nerdy kid with the thick glasses, pocket protector, and self-help books who gets threatened by the Democrats. What do the Republicans do about it? Nothing.

That’s exactly what’s happening right now with the SAVE America Act—the commonsense bill that says, “Hey, maybe voters should prove they’re actual American citizens before registering.” It sailed through the House like a well-aimed spitball, backed by President Trump and every Republican who can count to 218. But in the Senate? Cue the dramatic music. Senate Majority Leader John Thune and the GOP crew have 50 votes locked in—enough to move it forward—but Democrats are threatening the filibuster like it’s their favorite wedgie move. “You want this to pass? Gotta get 60 votes or talk us to death!” they sneer, while Republicans stand there clutching their binders, mumbling about “bipartisan decorum” and “Senate traditions.”

Traditions? Buddy, the only tradition here is the Republicans playing nice while Democrats play dirty.

Remember when Dems nuked the filibuster for judges and Supreme Court picks? They didn’t hesitate to change the rules when it suited them. But now that it’s election integrity on the line—something that could actually stop non-citizens from voting (a problem so rare the left swears it never happens, yet they fight tooth and nail to keep the door wide open)—suddenly the filibuster is sacred.

Thune is out there saying, “We’ll have a vote,” but it’s dragging on like a kid who won’t fight back after getting his milk money stolen for the third time in a week. Conservatives are fuming, pressure campaigns are rolling, and some are even whispering about forcing a “talking filibuster” showdown to make Democrats actually hold the floor until they pass out from boredom. But so far? Crickets from the elephant side.

It’s time for FAFO to trickle down into the rest of the Republican Party. OH—and lock her up!

— The GrrrTeam

Another Democrat Mess To Clean Up-Drain The Swamp 2026​

Cartoon published 02/25/2026

During President Trump’s State Of The Union Address, he asked for those present to stand up if they support American citizens over illegal aliens. The Democrats who where there did not stand up. That shows the American people what they are about. They have become a destructive party acting against American interest. They are Marxists who are interested in bringing about socialism at all cost—even if that means destroying America first. George Soros has spent over $17 million to influence the Democrats in this direction. They are against law enforcement and especially ICE and the DHS. Swalwell came right out and said “ICE has got to go. Not one penny more for funding.” Omar Ilhan and many other Democrats echo that ambition.

When Trump zeroed in on massive fraud schemes, spotlighting an estimated $19 billion pillaged from taxpayers in Minnesota by elements in the Somali community, Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) couldn’t contain herself. She shouted back at the President, calling him a liar right there in the chamber. The outburst was loud, defiant, and straight out of the “refuse to stand for Americans” playbook. While Trump laid out his “war on fraud” led by VP Vance—promising to balance the budget overnight by clawing back stolen dollars—Omar’s heckling just underscored the divide: one side fighting for taxpayer money, the other defending the indefensible with volume.

Gavin Newsom destroyed California and now he wants to be elected president so he can destroy the USA. Democrat operatives such as Susan Rice wants to return to globalism with the UN calling the shots.

The rest of the Dems? Glued to their seats like barnacles on a sinking ship. No standing for heroes, no applause for prosperity, no rising for border security or cracking down on crime. They sat there sulking, spilling their swamp juice all over the place, while Trump kept delivering punch after punch of good news. It’s hilarious in that tragic-comedy way: the President draining the swamp one ovation at a time, and the creatures thrashing about in denial.

The Potomac spill just got a whole lot funnier (and slimier).What a night, patriots. America is back—and the swamp hates it.

–The GrrrTeam

 

[Trombonista]

He seriously thinks the Democrats are the bullies now?

 

[Sean Andalou]

He seriously thinks the Democrats are the bullies now?

He was a "fuck 'em all" libertarian.
Then he gave all his love to Trump.

Just a party liner now, and not even a relatively interesting one.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Bill and Hillary Know Nothing, Nothing About Epstein!​

Cartoon published 02/27/2026

Hillary Clinton contemptuously stonewalled the House Oversight Committee regarding Jeffrey Epstein. She repeatedly claimed she did not know Epstein and never met him. She said she had a casual acquaintance with Ghislaine Maxwell, even though she invited Ghislaine to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding.

The Epstein files clearly showed Hillary indeed did meet Jeffrey Epstein. In addition to that, the notorious sex offender visited the Clinton White House 17 times—and we know Hillary was living there and she took an active role in running things (she called herself the ‘co-president’), so she must have known Epstein was there.

Bill Clinton was on Epstein’s jet 26 times, and those flights had plenty of young women aboard—some probably under-aged, but Hillary said she had nothing to do with that. Bill claims he never visited Epstein’s Island, nor did he engage in any funny business regardless of him shown in Epstein photos splashing around in hot tubs with young women. Bill will probably assure us, “I did not have sexual relations with those young ladies.”

More interesting might be Bill’s explanation for Epstein’s painting—the one showing the former president lounging in a blue dress and high heels.

The Clintons are slippery liars and they will worm their way out of any allegations as usual. The bad news is justice will never reach them—they are above the law. The good news is Hillary will never be president.

UPDATE: Rep. Nancy Mace just said Hillary Clinton was unhinged and SCREAMING during her Epstein testimony “You’ll see how she responded. SCREAMING…she was UNHINGED. I hope President Clinton is less unhinged today than his wife was yesterday!”

—The GrrrTeam

 

[Random Internet Person]

Iran’s Involuntary Regime Change​

Cartoon published 03/01/2026

Iran’s Ali Hosseini Khamenei, is dead.

For too long, the Supreme Leader proclaimed in no uncertain terms that Israel should be wiped off the map. He sent money to Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Houthis to murder Israeli citizens while he worked on the development of a nuclear weapon. He spent money on war that could have been spent helping Iranians. Under the incompetent theocracy, Iran ran out of water and their currency is worthless. Iran could be one of the richest nations in the world—after all, they are rich in oil and resources. But no, the clerics in Iran wanted war instead.

The US and Israel bombed Iran’s nuclear sites in 2025, but Khamenei didn’t learn his lesson. Instead, he attempted to quickly rebuild Iran’s nuclear capability while dragging his feet and delaying the negotiations with Trump. In other words, Khamenei used a strategy of FAFO. It didn’t end well for him. In fact, it was the end of him.

Didn’t the head cleric learn anything from the earlier bombings? It’s almost as if he didn’t take seriously the possibility of more bombings and his own demise—and sure enough—he was easily located and killed. Perhaps Khamenei believed he lived under a blessed shield. Perhaps he thought all would be saved by a “messianic, magic Mahdi in a well” who was supposed to come to Iran’s rescue.

Khamenei utilized the raising of flags, specifically the “red flag of revenge” over the Jamkaran Mosque in Qom. The flags were symbolic and each color had a different meaning and perhaps they were raised to generate enthusiasm and successful actions against their perceived enemies. The flags didn’t work.

The Supreme Leader frequently wore Islamic rings with gemstones that he considered to have spiritual and protective qualities. They didn’t work, either—no more than keeping a lucky rabbit’s foot in one’s pocket would work.

Theocratic autocrats have been in place for far too long in Iran. They harshly enforce medieval customs upon a modern population. Women can get whipped for not wearing their head covering properly. They used brutality to keep themselves in power. Thousands of protestors were murdered by the Khamenei and his thugs. Now Khamenei and many of his thugs faced justice and were killed. The news was welcomed with applause from Iranian citizens.

There can be no American ‘boots on the ground’ in Iran. The citizens there must seize the moment and remove the rest of the tyrants now that their power structure is weakened.

Meanwhile, Trump will catch flak for his action from the left, Democrats and of course, Massie. They will say he promised “No more war,” and delivered “No, more war!” Still, in this case, Trump is doing something that should have been done long ago. That is, repairing Jimmy Carter’s disastrous decision not to support the Shah, who was modernizing Iran. The citizens there suffered nearly a half century of brutality because of it.

— Ben Garrison

The Lion is Free, Now it’s up to the Iranian people​

Tina Toon

Cartoon Published 03/03/2026

President Trump has yanked open the cage door and shouts the three greatest words an oppressed people can hear: “YOU ARE FREE!”

The mighty Persian Lion — proud symbol of a civilization that gave the world poetry, science, and empire long before the ayatollahs showed up — is exploding out of its prison with fire in its eyes and freedom in its heart. Meanwhile, that pathetic little “KEEP LOCKED” tag dangles there like a Democrat foreign-policy memo from the last forty-seven years.

For nearly half a century the Iranian people have lived in a nightmare cage built in 1979: morality police beating women for showing hair, public hangings for daring to speak out, and a regime that exports terrorism the way McDonald’s exports Happy Meals. Persia — the real Persia — has been suffocating. Not anymore. Thanks to President Trump’s return to the White House and his no-nonsense America First approach, that cage door is off its hinges. The lion is loose, and the people of Iran are responding exactly the way you’d expect after decades of darkness:In Tehran, Isfahan, Shiraz and beyond — massive crowds pouring into the streets, waving the old Lion-and-Sun flag of pre-revolution Persia, dancing, singing, crying tears of joy.

Across the world — in “Tehrangeles,” London, Vancouver, New York, Sydney — the proud Iranian diaspora is partying like it’s 1978 again. Fireworks, hugs, car horns blaring, flags everywhere. Grandmas in tears. Young people chanting “Freedom for Iran!” The roar you’re hearing isn’t just the lion — it’s an entire nation waking up.

And the Democrats? Oh, they’re having an absolute meltdown.While brave Iranians risk everything for liberty, the same crowd that cheered the Iran nuclear deal, shipped pallets of cash to the mullahs, and treated the world’s leading state sponsor of terror like a misunderstood neighbor is now clutching pearls and screaming “escalation!” What will they do next?

Pin little Iranian regime flags on their lapels like they did with Ukraine?
Demand we slam the cage shut again for the sake of “stability”?
Maybe hold a candlelight vigil for the poor ayatollahs?

Iran’s 47-Year Trail of Terror Against Americans and the World
(A brutal reminder of why the Persian Lion deserved to be freed)

• November 4, 1979 – January 20, 1981: The Iranian Hostage Crisis
  Regime-backed militants stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran and held 52 Americans hostage for 444 days — complete with blindfolds, mock executions, and daily humiliation on Iranian state TV. They were released only minutes after Ronald Reagan was sworn in.
• April 18, 1983: Beirut U.S. Embassy Bombing
  Iran-backed Islamic Jihad (forerunner of Hezbollah) detonated a suicide car bomb, killing 63 people including 17 Americans.
• October 23, 1983: Beirut Marine Barracks Bombing
  Iran-backed Hezbollah terrorists drove a massive truck bomb into the U.S. Marine compound in Lebanon, murdering 241 American service members (220 Marines) — the deadliest single-day loss for the U.S. Marines since Iwo Jima.
• 1984–1985: Lebanon Hostage Murders
  Iran-backed groups kidnapped, tortured, and executed several Americans, including CIA Beirut Station Chief William Buckley, who was held for 19 months.
• June 14, 1985: TWA Flight 847 Hijacking
  Hezbollah terrorists hijacked a TWA jet, held 39 Americans hostage for 17 days, and murdered U.S. Navy diver Robert Stethem.
• June 25, 1996: Khobar Towers Bombing
  Iranian-directed Hezbollah al-Hejaz terrorists bombed the U.S. military housing complex in Saudi Arabia, killing 19 American airmen and wounding nearly 500.
• 2003–2011: Iraq War
  Iran supplied advanced Explosively Formed Penetrators (EFPs) and training to Shia militias, responsible for the deaths of at least 603 U.S. troops and thousands more wounded.
• October 2011: Assassination Plot on U.S. Soil
  Iran’s Quds Force plotted to bomb a Washington, D.C. restaurant to assassinate the Saudi Ambassador to the United States.
• 2019–2025: Hundreds of Proxy Attacks on U.S. Forces
  Iran-backed militias (Kataib Hezbollah, etc.) launched over 180 rocket, drone, and missile strikes on U.S. troops in Iraq, Syria, and Jordan — including the January 28, 2024 drone attack that killed three American soldiers and wounded more than 40.
• October 7, 2023 onward: Hamas Massacre & Regional War
  Iran-backed Hamas slaughtered over 40 Americans (and took others hostage) in Israel. Iran’s proxies (Hezbollah, Houthis, Iraqi militias) then launched hundreds more attacks on U.S. forces and international shipping.
• Global Terror Sponsorship
  For decades Iran has poured billions into Hezbollah, Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, the Houthis, and other groups — responsible for thousands of deaths worldwide, including major attacks like the 1994 AMIA bombing in Argentina (85 killed) and repeated assassination plots against dissidents, journalists, and officials across Europe and North America.

The mullahs didn’t just hate America — they waged war on us for nearly half a century.
Now the cage is open. The Persian Lion is free.

Sorry, folks. The lock is broken. The lion is out. And the people of Iran finally have a fighting chance to take their beautiful country back.Thank you, President Trump.Now go share this Tina Toon far and wide — because freedom looks good on a lion… and even better on a nation.

God bless America.
God bless free Persia.

–The GrrrTeam

 

[Trombonista]

That is the worst Persian lion I've ever seen.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

That is the worst Persian lion I've ever seen.

How many have you seen?

 

[Trombonista]

How many have you seen?

Not many, which is saying something.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The Old Man and The Seize​

Trump Hooks Cuba — Could America Reel in a “Friendly Takeover” in Just 30 Days?

Cartoon published 03/04/2026

Ernest Hemingway never saw THIS coming.

The writer who lived in Cuba for more than twenty years and wrote his Pulitzer Prize-winning masterpiece, ‘The Old Man and the Sea’ would have loved this twist.
President Trump is now the ultimate Old Man — and he has alluded to the possibility of reeling in Cuba and freeing them from the sharks of Socialism.

Here’s the latest:

• Trump’s January 29 executive order slammed the door on Venezuelan oil shipments and threatened tariffs on ANY country feeding fuel to the communists.• Cuba’s economy is in free-fall: blackouts, empty shelves, no tourists, no cash, no nothing.

• On February 27, Trump stood on the White House lawn and dropped the line heard ’round the Caribbean: “They have no money. They have no anything right now. But they’re talking to us… and maybe we’ll have a friendly takeover of Cuba.”

Laura Loomer dropped a bombshell the very next day and said a high-level source told her the U.S. will be assuming economic management authority of Cuba within 30 days.
Thirty. Days.

The old Castro machine that’s been choking Cuba for 67 years is gasping for air. Could Marco Rubio be Cuba’s next president? The Cuban people are desperate for relief. And the regime? They’re suddenly very interested in “dialogue.” Better to give up voluntarily than be reeled in and taken out.

Hemingway left Cuba heartbroken in 1960 after the revolution stole from him the island he loved.

Now the Old Man is back — in the form of President Trump — and this time he’s not letting the big one get away. Imagine the paradise Cuba could become with freedom, prosperity, and American-style opportunity. The Cubans are a high-spirited and hard-working people and deserve opportunities long-denied to them by the Castros and their cadres.

The Seize is on — and freedom looks like it’s about to land the catch of the century.

God bless President Trump.
God bless the Cuban people.
God bless the USA — and God bless Ernest Hemingway.
—The GrrrTeam

Trump Saddles Up with Mullin – Why the Long Face, Kristi?​

Cartoon published 03/07/2026

Noem had a rocky ride as DHS Secretary and now she’s getting traded – but hey, at least it’s not to the glue factory!

Here’s the roundup of what led to this high-noon switcheroo:

It all started when Trump tapped South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem for DHS back in January 2025. She was the face of his immigration crackdown – think walls, deportations, and zero tolerance. But boy, did the trail get bumpy. By early March 2026, Noem was facing a bipartisan grilling on Capitol Hill over a slew of scandals: a controversial $220 million ad campaign urging illegals to self-deport (which Trump says he never approved), the shooting deaths of two protesters by immigration officers in Minneapolis, sluggish disaster responses through FEMA, and even a 20-day DHS shutdown where employees worked without pay.

Critics from both sides called it a leadership stampede – Democrats screamed “cruelty,” Republicans fumed over execution fails. Pressure mounted, and on March 5, Trump announced the trade: Noem is out as DHS chief effective March 31. She’ll be trotted off to serve as “Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas” (a fresh Western Hemisphere security initiative). Not fired, folks – just reassigned to greener pastures. Enter the new bronco: Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin, Trump’s pick to rein in DHS. This guy’s got the quals to make any steed jealous:

A former undefeated professional MMA fighter – talk about someone who can handle a border brawl! (Remember that time he nearly threw down with a union boss during a Senate hearing? Yee-haw!)

Built a plumbing empire from the family business he saved at age 20 – no silver spoon here, just hard work and red vans zipping across Oklahoma.

Rancher roots and a no-nonsense attitude on immigration, tribal sovereignty, and America First.

Oh, and he’s an enrolled citizen of the Cherokee Nation – the first Native American in the Senate in nearly 20 decades, making him a historic advocate for tribal communities. If anyone has the wisdom to secure our frontiers while respecting heritage, it’s this feather-wearing fighter.

Trump called him a “MAGA Warrior” who “gets along well with people” (except maybe that Teamsters guy). With Mullin at the helm, expect DHS to run like a well-oiled saddle – tough on threats, smart on strategy.In the end, Trump’s just doing what he does best: horse trading for the win.

Noem had her trot, but sometimes you gotta switch mounts mid-race to cross the finish line strong. Sorry Kristi, but as they say in the old, ‘not OK’ corral: Don’t cry over spilled oats! Is Mullin the stallion America needs, or what?

Giddy Up!

— The GrrrTeam

UK’s Starmer Is No Churchill​

Cartoon published 03/09/2026

“We don’t need people that join Wars after we’ve already won!”
—President Trump

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer Starmer has finally offered to help President Trump defeat Iran, but his offer is too little and too late. Trump criticized Britain’s lack of support for the Iran strikes. Starmer earlier refused to allow the US to use military aircraft at British airbases. Apparently Starmer wants to share victory now that the war is nearly won.

Starmer is no Winston Churchill. Britain is now more like France in that they’ve allowed a tremendous lot of muslims into their country while limiting free speech. It’s almost as if Europe is undergoing an identity crisis. They no longer support the accomplishments of western civilization. Soon the entire continent will become some sort of Islamic caliphate.

Trump harbors no such doubt. Like Churchill, he will never surrender.

America saved Great Britain in two world wars, but when their help was needed most, they nearly sided with Iran. Some conservatives heaped criticism on Starmer and said he had no backbone. This may not be the end of Starmer. It is not even the beginning of his end. But it is, perhaps, the end of his beginning.

— The GrrrTeam

Democrat Shutdown Means America Last​

Tina Toon

Cartoon published 03/10/2026

The USA is just a piñata, to the Democrats, just there to be smashed on the way to their true mission of: “Let’s get Trump!”

While everyday Americans suffer through endless TSA lines that make you miss your flight, Coast Guard crews scramble without proper resources during real threats, Secret Service stretches thin protecting the nation, and Homeland Security limps along in the middle of a war and border chaos… Democrats are laser-focused on one thing: political revenge.

They’ve turned a routine funding bill into a hostage crisis, refusing to negotiate in good faith with Republicans unless they get their wish list of handcuffs on ICE. Forget securing the homeland — they’d rather let key protections crumble than give an inch on reining in enforcement.

Travelers wait hours at airports, families worry about disaster response, national security takes a backseat… all so they can keep chasing that “Get Trump” dream. Priorities, right?

And speaking of priorities, House Democrat Leader Hakeem Jeffries has been crystal clear: no DHS funding without “dramatic reform,” including a flat-out prohibition on ICE enforcement near “sensitive locations” like… polling places.

Yes, you read that right. In letters and interviews, he’s demanded guardrails that block ICE from operating anywhere near voting sites — because nothing screams “protect democracy” like making sure immigration agents stay far away from the ballot box. Why the panic over ICE at polls? Everyone knows non-citizens can’t legally vote… unless, of course, you’re worried about enforcement scaring off votes that shouldn’t be cast in the first place. It’s not subtle. Democrats claim it’s about “fairness” and preventing “intimidation,” but the timing and the obsession raise eyebrows.

They’d rather risk election integrity questions than allow basic checks that could deter illegal voting. This shutdown isn’t about compassion or reform — it’s a tantrum. Democrats won’t budge, won’t compromise, won’t even sit down seriously unless Republicans agree to neuter ICE first. Meanwhile, real Americans pay the price: longer waits, weaker borders, distracted security — all collateral damage in their endless quest to “get Trump.”

Democrat Shutdown = America Last.Pinata party over? Not until Dems stop swinging at America to hit one man, Donald Trump. And TDS is terminal.

—The GrrrTeam

 

[Sean Andalou]

I kind of like the Tina Toon piñata one, but I'd like it better if one of those donkeys was an elephant.
Not because of any particular topical thing, but aesthetically to be more like old school Garrison.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Like the Black Knight in Monty Python, Iran says it’s just a scratch​

Cartoon published 03/13/2026

President Trump, dressed in full MAGA armor, grows weary of his conversation with the Black Knight of Iran.

Even with it’s navy and air force chopped down like arms and legs, Iran still shouts “Come back here! I’ll do you for that!” while the regime literally crumbles around Iran like overcooked goat.

Because nothing says “unstoppable military powerhouse” like a 90–95% drop in drone attacks, missile barrages reduced to sad little fireworks, air defenses that couldn’t stop a stiff breeze, and an economy that’s begging for mercy in Farsi. Yet the mullahs keep insisting: “Tis but a scratch!” “It’s just a flesh wound!” “I’ve had worse!”

Meanwhile, Trump’s response is basically the Holy Grail version of “Yeah, sure you have.” He keeps swinging—methodical, relentless, zero sympathy—because unlike the movie, this isn’t a draw. The Black Knight doesn’t get to hop away on one leg and call it a night.

How about a few classic lines for the current Tehran remix:

• “I’m invincible!” → Translation: We launched 180 missiles and 99% got yeeted.
• “All right, we’ll call it a draw.” → Cardboard Supreme Leader hiding in a deep bunker, tweeting “strategic patience.”
• “Have at you!” → Another IRGC speedboat becomes modern art.

President Trump isn’t here for cosplay. He’s here to finish the job—no timeouts, no “good effort” participation trophies, no letting the regime limp off to lick its stumps and plot round two. The sword’s still sharp, the armor’s still gleaming, and Iran’s running out of limbs faster than excuses.

We want to see Iran’s Black Knight finally admit defeat. Because in this version of the story, the Knights Who Say “Ni!” are the only ones still standing—and they’re all wearing red hats.

— The GrrrTeam

The RINO Metronome, Cornyn​

Cartoon published 03/12/2026

Senator John Cornyn, the 74-year-old Texas RINO, is swinging wildly like a human metronome between “YES!” and “NO!” on the Senate filibuster. One foot on FLIP, the other on FLOP, while the SAVE America Act looms right behind him at the Capitol.

And the timing couldn’t be better. After years of fiercely defending the filibuster as “essential,” Cornyn just performed another classic reversal this week, suddenly announcing he’s now open to changing Senate rules to ram through President Trump’s SAVE America Act. Coincidence?

He’s locked in a brutal May 26 runoff against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a battle-hardened MAGA fighter who’s been exposing Cornyn as exactly what he is: a flip-flopping establishment coward.

Paxton put it bluntly: “John Cornyn is a coward who has refused to support abolishing the filibuster to pass this bill.” In a stunning move, Paxton even offered to drop out of the race if Senate Republican leaders finally grow a spine, kill the filibuster, and actually pass the SAVE America Act.

Here’s why it matters: The SAVE America Act simply requires proof of U.S. citizenship to register to vote. Trump knows the Democrats are desperate to block it — because clean elections are their worst nightmare. Without it, the Jackass Party keeps the door wide open for fraud, non-citizen voting, and stealing control of Congress in the midterms.

Democrats march in perfect lockstep to protect their rigged system. Meanwhile, too many Republicans keep swaying back and forth like Cornyn’s metronome.

Texas voters are watching. It’s time to stop the music, pick a damn side, and secure our elections.

— The GrrrTeam

 

[Random Internet Person]

Scratch a Progressive, Find a Tyrant​

Cartoon published 03/16/2026

Maxine Dexter, a US Representative from Oregon, recently labeled milk in schools as ‘white supremacy’ because some races may be lactose intolerant. Progressives then called milk consumption ‘dietary racism.’ It sounds crazy—and it is—but such reactionary thinking is a predictable result of leftists who must always be progressing further left.

Progressives are all about making ‘progress’ by means of government. They tend to reject God—and especially Christian conservatism—but they worship government. The more the better. The bigger the better.

The result are perpetual tax hikes, along with expanding fees and fines that feed their burgeoning bureaucracy—a bureaucracy that orders us how to live. It’s all getting worse. Want to do a little kayaking at a public waterway in Oregon? Get ready to pay a $10 dollar ‘waterway access fee.’ Oh wait, it just went up to $20. Progressives are control freaks and if you are having fun somewhere, somehow, then they want to supervise and tax it.

In many progressive cities, homelessness and open air drug use have become rampant. Progressives have become anti-police and as a result crime has exploded. A urine-soaked Portland is now just behind Memphis in crime—it is no longer the safe city it was only 20 years ago. Over 100 restaurants have closed and many businesses have already fled. Vote out the progressive leadership? Not likely. They utilize Trump Derangement Syndrome to gain reelection and their anti-Trump disease is so deep and embedded that progressive leaders would rather destroy their own states and cities rather than display even a small hint that their steady leftward march might be slowing.

California’s Governor Newsom has all but destroyed his state due to his leftist, progressive policies. He could not be recalled and he keeps getting reelected. How? The blue cities and states control the elections, that’s how. They especially utilize fake mail-in ballots and ballot harvesting, which has become completely corrupt. Gavin now thinks he can become president, mostly using his baseless confidence and good looks. He wants to destroy USA like he did the once-great state of California.

All progressives want to be seen as more progressive. Democrat politicians who are seen as letting up—even a little—are drowned in ridicule. The end result is taxpayer slavery and misery. A tyrant can be found in all progressives. They want total control, just like Castro, Mao, or Stalin. Taxpayers become virtual slaves—the progressives steal our labor just like the gulags in the old Soviet Union under Stalin. A corrupt media props up their progressive leaders’ lies and corruption.

To solve the problems caused by progressives, we must first remove them from office. Requiring voter ID and the elimination of mail-in ballots are good first steps.

— The GrrrTeam

Out Of Touch Hollywood: Oscars Celebrate Failure While the Industry Burns​

Tina Toon

Cartoon Published 03/17/2026

The Oscars have become a glittering monument to Hollywood’s self-inflicted collapse. While the industry hemorrhages cash — film productions down over 50% since 2023, box office receipts cratered 40% from 2019 levels, and audiences bolting for the exits — the 2025 ceremony was a smug, tone-deaf woke orgy.

Host Conan O’Brien hurled cheap shots at conservatives, celebrities spewed recycled anti-Trump sermons, and the big “winner” was an Antifa-glorifying bomb that lost $100 million. Yet the stars clapped like trained seals and pretended their virtue-signaling was saving cinema instead of burying it. Oscars viewership? Still plummeting—because normal Americans have better things to do than watch a dying industry vigorously pat itself on the back.

Hollywood is completely out of touch. They’re so detached from reality that they can’t feel the flames licking their boots. And it’s not just one flop. Disney’s live-action Snow White remake, bloated with woke “upgrades,” Rachel Zegler’s eye-rolling rants about the original princess being too passive, and CGI dwarfs that looked like they escaped a bad video game, turned into a historic disaster. The studio lost a jaw-dropping $170 million on that poisoned apple — another shiny DEI disaster that audiences rejected with gusto.

Classic: ruin a beloved fairy tale in order to lecture the peasants, then act shocked when the peasants stay home. This is “Get Woke, Go Broke” on steroids. Hollywood keeps force-feeding audiences divisive ideology, ugly remakes, and preachy garbage even while their empire crumbles. They’d rather pat each other on the back at the Oscars and watch ratings tank than admit the obvious: America is done being scolded by out-of-touch elites in tuxedos.

The message is crystal clear — they’re not making movies people want; they’re making propaganda people mock. Meanwhile, the rest of us are laughing, changing the channel, and voting with our wallets. Hollywood isn’t just burning—it’s roasting marshmallows over the fire it started.

—The GrrrTeam

Lights Out For Cuba As Communism Fails​

Cartoon published 03/18/2026

Fidel Castro was a darling of the Democrat-dominated mainstream media when he took power. The New York Times wrote fawning articles about him and portrayed him as a romantic revolutionary hero. Even Walter Cronkite broadcast hopeful and optimistic reports about the bearded socialist. The cigar-puffing Castro captured the hearts of the socialist left in America.

That cigar has long gone out along with all the lights in Cuba. Socialism eventually runs out of other people’s money and that has, once again, happened in Cuba. The Cuban people are poor—there are shortages of food, medicine, oil, and electricity in the island nation. Castro would have certainly blamed the US for each and every problem Cuba has ever had, but now the socialist excuses ring hollow. Cuba should be a paradise—its people are industrious, intelligent, resilient, and high-spirited, but their spirit has been damaged from decades of communist leadership. Anyone who stood up politically was quickly hammered down and put into prison. Castro promised free elections, but once he came to power he said, “Elections? What for?” As it turned out, Castro was not romantic at all—he was a bloodthirsty tyrant. Even Khrushchev was shocked when Castro urged him to nuke America preemptively to prevent them from trying another invasion.

Castro was a romantic in the sense that he loved the ladies. He is most likely the father of Justin Trudeau. They look a lot of like, but we digress.

Looking back, perhaps Kennedy should have acted with more force against the island dictator. Instead, he half-heartedly approved The Bay of Pigs Invasion, which ended up being a total flop due to the lack of follow through by the US military. If he had removed Castro, there would have been no Bay of Pigs disaster. Another result: Kennedy fired CIA leader Allen Dulles, who almost certainly played a part presidential assassination plot. Kennedy underestimated the power of the military industrial complex—the same people Eisenhower warned the nation about before he left office.

Castro and his forces took over Cuba on January 1, 1959. It led to 67 years of tyranny and if Castro could still be alive, he would be shaking his fist at Trump right now. Still, the reality is stark. Socialism has failed once again. Cuba can no longer depend on China or Russia to prop them up. Their only hope is allowing capitalism and prosperity back into the country—and President Trump wants to make that happen.

Maybe soon, Cubans will see the light of freedom returning to their country.

— The GrrrTeam

NATO Wake Up!​

Cartoon published 03/19/2026

Farmer Macron was among many western leaders who chose to snooze away in the giant NATO haystack. Therefore, Golden Trump Rooster delivered a thunderous cock-a-doodle-DOOM right in his ear! President Trump’s golden rooster isn’t just crowing for fun—he’s rousing the whole lazy NATO barnyard!

The U.S. has been carrying the heavy feed bag of defense since WWII while France, Germany, Spain, and the rest acted like they were on permanent vacation. Trump has now shaken up the barnyard and insists NATO countries pay their fair share—and pitch in during times of need.

Due to Trump’s wake up call, they are finally bending the knee! France, Germany, and Spain have agreed to join the United States to secure the Strait of Hormuz. Looks like the Trump’s powerful crowing got through those thick European earplugs. Better late than never, you bunch of featherweights! NATO is finally falling in line. Time to make hay while the sun shines!


Trump has saved the western democracy farm from nuclear bombs that bearded, medieval madmen wanted to drop. Someone is finally doing something about it. The barnyard donkeys chose to send billions of dollars to Iran to placate them—which wasn’t exactly chicken feed. It only emboldened the Shia-majority country. The nuclear-minded mullahs remained un-placatable and unreasonable. They wanted to take over the middle eastern oil barns and now they’re experiencing the result of their FAFO policies.


Cock-a-doodle-doo, Mulla-effers.


— The GrrrTeam

RIP Chuck Norris – The Tough Guy Who Even Tamed Death​

Cartoon published 03/20/2026

The world has lost an American icon. Chuck Norris, the legendary martial artist, actor, and symbol of unbreakable toughness, passed away suddenly on March 19, 2026, at the age of 86. His family announced the news the following day, stating he died peacefully, surrounded by loved ones, following a medical emergency in Hawaii. The exact circumstances remain private.

The essence of Chuck Norris: so formidable that even death shows deference.Chuck Norris began as a U.S. Air Force veteran and rose to become a six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate Champion. He developed his own martial art, Chun Kuk Do, blending traditional disciplines with his philosophy of personal growth and faith.
His Hollywood career exploded in the 1980s with action classics including Missing in Action, The Delta Force, Invasion U.S.A., and Code of Silence.

He became a television staple as Cordell Walker in the long-running series Walker, Texas Ranger (1993–2001), embodying justice, patriotism, and no-nonsense resolve. His tough-guy image also inspired the global phenomenon of “Chuck Norris Facts,” humorous exaggerations of his strength that became an internet sensation.


A devout Christian, Chuck openly credited his faith in Jesus Christ as the foundation of his strength and character. He lived with integrity, family values, and a commitment to positive principles in an often superficial industry. Chuck dominated the screen, the ring, and the cultural conversation. Now, Heaven has welcomed one of its toughest guardians.

Rest in peace, Chuck Norris. Your legacy of strength, honor, and inspiration endures.

— The GrrrTeam

Everything is Faster With ICE!​

Cartoon published 03/23/2026

It’s time to slash those soul-crushing TSA wait times.

Picture this—your average traveler is now skating across a floor of shiny “ICE” like an Olympic rink—zipping straight to the gate while shouting out the new national travel slogan: “Everything is faster with ICE!” No more standing in a human sardine can for hours—just glide, scan, and board.

With the help of ICE, Trump will be turning airport hell into a speedway, and the left is melting down faster than ice in July.

Why the emergency ICE deployment? Because Democrats are still playing shutdown chicken with DHS funding. They’re refusing to pay TSA workers and leaving the entire system frozen solid. While they clutch pearls about “humanity” and block every dollar for border security, real Americans are missing flights and cursing in concourse C.

Of course ICE agents at the airport is triggering Democrats harder than an US flag waving in the wind. Democrat Minority leader Hakeem Jeffries, said on CNN, “The last thing that the American people need are for untrained ICE agents to be deployed at airports all across the country, potentially to brutalize or in some instances kill them,”

Because ICE is the Gestapo, right “Dollar Store Obama?”

Meanwhile at JFK airport people are thanking ICA agents for their service and taking selfies with them, not quite what Hakeem expected.

Trump’s fix? Send in the pros—ICE will be checking IDs everywhere and turning the old single security line into two very clear lanes: One super-fast track straight to your airline gate, and the other…well, let’s just call it the “deportation express” for anyone who happens to be in this country illegally.

And if ICE isn’t enough? President Trump doubles down with the National Guard.

“If that’s not enough, I will bring the National Guard! We’re NOT gonna have the Democrats destroy our country!”

Suddenly, the line will move quicker for everyone who actually belongs here. Democrats will scream about “cruelty” while conveniently forgetting that THEY are the ones who let the barn burn by starving DHS. Too bad—and now the skating rink is open with the fast lane is humming. ICE just made flying great again.

— The GrrrTeam

POLITICAL ANIMALS: RINOs & DINOs​

Tina Toon

Cartoon published 03/24/2026

Ah, the majestic creatures of Washington D.C. — where the elephants sprout rhino horns, the donkeys grow dinosaur tails, and the only thing bipartisan is the finger-pointing.

The RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) and DINOs (Democrats In Name Only) are circling the Capitol dome like it’s feeding time at the world’s most expensive zoo. In front of the cameras, the big beasts growl and posture. But on main street, the frustrated voters are losing it:“DARN RINOs!” “DARN DINOs!”

And you know what? They’ve got a point. On the Republican side, classic RINO specimens like Senators John Cornyn and John Thune have spent years perfecting the art of the velvet-gloved backstab. Cornyn helped Biden judges get confirmed. He also once called Trump’s border wall “naive,” and helped push gun control with Democrats—plus, he publicly slammed Trump’s language after January 6.

Thune? He’s been a longtime tariff skeptic, warning that Trump’s trade policies would hurt farmers and the economy. They wear the red jersey, sure… but they keep playing for the “Uni-Party” squad. Name only, folks. Name only.

But the real plot twist? The Democrats are finally getting their own exhibit — the DINOs! Enter Senator John Fetterman, the hoodie-wearing, beard-sporting voice of common sense who somehow wandered into the wrong enclosure.

While the rest of his party is having a full meltdown over anything Trump-related (they call it “Trump Derangement Syndrome” these days), Fetterman’s out there dropping truth bombs: Blasting the “rot” of anti-Israel extremism in his party, supporting strong action against Iran, pushing bipartisan fixes, and basically admitting the Democrats are governed more by pure TDS than by any coherent agenda.

He’s the only one in the blue zoo who seems to remember real people exist outside the Beltway bubble. The rest look at him like he just suggested putting pineapple on pizza at an Italian wedding reception.

So next time you see the screaming match on cable news, just picture this cartoon: two fake party animals pointing fingers while actual voters stand there yelling, “DARN RINOs! DARN DINOs!”Welcome to the DC Zoo — where the only thing endangered is common sense, the exhibits are all “in name only,” and the lone sane animal is the guy dressed for a neighborhood barbecue.

Grab your popcorn, folks. The show is free… and the hypocrisy is priceless.

—The GrrrTeam

Flush Those Nasty Mullah Clogs With Trump’s Clog Be Gone​

Cartoon published 03/25/2026

The Mullahs who lead Iran have been dithering—when they need the bombing to stop they raise the white flag of peace, and then they make a litany of unreasonable demands after they’ve had a chance to regroup.

We never thought we’d agree with Saudi Arabia, but it’s time to remove the medieval-capped heads who still have ambitions to control the Middle East and the flow of oil. They continue to clog up the Strait of Hormuz and their power to do that should be removed permanently.

For the Abraham Accords to work, Iran’s military dominance must be eliminated. Otherwise, the chance to normalize diplomatic, economic, and security ties between Israel and Arab nations will have little chance to succeed.



Americans do not want another ‘forever’ war and Iran is another mountainous country like Afghanistan. We don’t want to see a repeat where thousands of American lives lost with trillions of dollars thrown toward death and destruction. There’s got a be a better way to dissolve Iran’s fanatical theocracy and send the mullahs down the drain. Many Iranian citizens want freedom and they should be assisted and encouraged to take down their tyrannical government by themselves.

Iran wants to control the flow of oil out of the Middle East. Can Trump stop them? Will western European nations come to help? That remains to be seen.

— The GrrrTeam

 

[Trombonista]

And yet Trump keeps sucking up to dictators and corrupt heads of state.