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[Scientifically Inaccurate]

This tweet popped up on my TL and this user thinks they delayed the Shrek 5 movie because she thinks her hit tweet claiming one of Shrek's son is trans was scrapped because they were actually going to do it.
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The original tweet with 381k likes.
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How are Earth can anyone tell me with a straight face that these tweets aren't botted when the user in question only has 3.9k followers and yet some how gets 381k likes on a pro transgender post and the quote tweet a year later gets over 182k likes as well? Who is liking these tweets and assuming they're real, why do this many people care about transgender people this much?

The real explanation for this is that no one gives a shit about the continuity of Shrek not even the people working on it.

Except this moron, I guess.

 

[deermeat]

You’re not really changing my opinion that Reddit needs nuking off the face of existence here…

I'm more preoccupied on what r/DadAndBoys could be about

 

[Lentil Soup]

Once again, weight extremes lead to unintentional and unpleasant androgyny.

I cannot tell if this is a skeletal troon or a skeletal female. Goes by they/them, because of course. I'm sort of leaning towards troon.

This person is a TIF. She has a threads account attached to the instagram as well as a reddit account by the same username.




She's specifically a TIF of the arrested development variety, ironically like what drove a lot of anachans in the past as if by hiding her sex characteristics she can hide from whatever happened. She posts fairly often about how scary cis men are.




Under a spoiler, but she has some violent NSFW art to demonstrate as well:

Spoiler: Disturbing

Her fursona that she drew for pride month also has mastectomy scars.

She had a brief period of recovery and looked less androgynous.


Side note, she spends a lot of time arguing with people on reddit regarding her weight. She claims that the reason for her weight is that she has Superior Mesenteric Artery (SMA) Syndrome, however, this condition is commonly a consequence of eating disorders. She also is a strict vegan who eats primarily fruit, has a seemingly compulsive treadmill habit, draws emaciated art of beloved cartoon animals, and is fixated on fitting into children's clothing. Under a spoiler due to length and being off topic but I may clean up my screenshots and post in anachan general.

Spoiler

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Everyone passes a lot more convincingly when you see them on tiny little phone screens made for ants, which actually makes me wonder if that plays a role in how many troons 'n' poons "pass" on social media: if desktop usage was more commonplace and you could see images in much higher resolution, would people be falling for these ruses as often as they do?

That is another good insight, as many people view their social (media) worlds entirely through their phones, and that access vector and its tiny screen may very well be responsible for some additional Tinder dates ending in a "pickle surprise".

...

Not you, Pickle, I mean, you know, the other pickle... Well, now I feel awkward...

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

The real explanation for this is that no one gives a shit about the continuity of Shrek not even the people working on it.

Except this moron, I guess.

The Shrek 5 trailer fucked up the visual design of every other character anyway, I think it's fairly safe to say they just messed up the model on the Zendaya ogre by mistake.

As for the delay, I'm pretty sure that had more to do with the supposedly leaked plot that involved Shrek coming to the "real world" and his snarky zoomlennial daughter being the actual main character instead of Shrek himself, which absolutely no one liked.

Not some rando on twitter guessing that a character is achsually a tranny.

 

[Corn Salsa]

What an apt comparison! Being transgender is truly just like having such a cruel and horrific disease like cancer! Thank you for showing me this awesome post on the front page, Reddit!

...I have to wonder if any of these people have ever had to actually personally witness what horrors people go through when they have cancer. The constant doctor's visits, the wide array of medicine they have to take every day just to be able to get around a bit. The imaging showing a nasty mass growing, or sometimes it's just everywhere in the body. Rounds of chemo that can completely wreck your body in hopes that the cancer doesn't take over. In some cases, you may even have to quarantine parts of your own home and adopt special cleaning routines for your loved one to safely go through treatment.

All of this, everything, in a desperate attempt to save someone from an absolutely painful death from these cancer cells spreading, often times taking over organs and sending them into failure. Sometimes it can spread all over the body, crushing their innards and immobilizing them. They can have strokes, heart attacks, so many different ways for cancer to just completely fuck someone over. If it's just too much in the end, the best thing you can do is get them comfortable in a hospice bed with a free flow of morphine so they don't go out in too much agony. They pass on, a husk of their former selves, withered and frail, often times extremely underweight as they couldn't even bear to eat anymore.

...But yeah, I'm sure it's totally reasonable and fine to compare something like the risks and physical pain cancer patients go through just to survive to being really really sad because you wanna be a girl but you're a boy so you need to cut your pp and turn it into a vagene. I mean, they both have to go to the doctor a lot and take medicine, it's close enough!

Thank you for reading, I will understandably accept any tophats I get.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

The difference being that if you don't get cancer treatment/surgery it'll... y'know, eat you from the inside out until you waste away and die.

Your dick and balls won't.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

Thank you for reading, I will understandably accept any tophats I get.

No, that one made me surprisingly MATI too. We can share the hat.

Narcissism and solipsistic self-interest, thy name is "Troon".

 

[The bird with tourettes]

This is not satire

PLEASE NOTE IF YOU CHECK HIS X ITS NSFW SO HEADS UP.


From the comments the freak is obviously trying to bait people. I know troons can't understand the concept of logic but I still question the thought process.. So yeah you got under people's skin by legit being a freak on the Internet. Just not sure how it's worth it. People will move on and enjoy their lives and this freak will be on x thinking of this as some kind of win when even is this thread he will soon be forgotten. But you supposedly "owned" some people so in troon world that's enough.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

In the States women were not allowed to have their own separate bank accounts until the 1960s. It was 1974 when women were first allowed to have their own credit cards and loans solely in their name.

For a little context for the yoots, my husband was born in 1972. I was born in 1978. In my husband’s lifetime his mother would likely have been denied having her own bank account solely in her name. It wasn’t technically illegal, but it wasn’t until 1974 that it became illegal for banks to discriminate.

Brief history of banking rights for women in the US

Two things are true at the same time in 2026: many feminists are fucking retards, and women’s rights have historically (and arguably still are) been less than the rights tacitly or explicitly granted to men.

That’s all I’ll say on this topic for now. Fren Pickle, you continue to provide the best content in this thread. Several of your last crop of photos made me laugh so hard my husband came into the room to see what was up. Thanks for doing the Lords work.

your proof of this is a blog post? I am willing to bet the 25 cents in my bank account these accounts are greatly exaggerated. There were definitely rich women who weren't widows, or divorced in the US and Britain before the 70s.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

While online to score some action, a troon is approached by a heterosexual couple seeking a unicorn to make believe with them and live in harmony, harmony - except when the female half of the duo realizes OP is transgender, she nips this in the bud by informing him that she has been traumatized by MTFs in the past sexually so they can never be more than friends. The comments on this one are shockingly reasonable for Reddit, which makes me suspicious that they're trying to control their tempers to look less like the psychotic rapists they've been for the last decade, but a few standard trannies whining about how it's unjustifiable no matter what happened to the woman still manage to slither in.

Despite my extensive, extensive exposure to troonacy both IRL and on this site, this will never not amaze me: that trannies so assiduously avoid the realization that you're a repulsive pervert the moment you start litigating someone's right not to fuck you. It's such a display of monumental entitlement. Someone can not want to fuck you because your hairline is weird, because you like the wrong movie adaptations, because you're left-handed - it doesn't matter. Their entire notion of consent is on its head: not fucking people is the default state of the non-terminally-degenerate, it's attraction to and fucking them that actually needs a rationale.

I shouldn't be surprised, of course, it just really tickles me how often they bring this up while being so oblivious about it.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

I'm more preoccupied on what r/DadAndBoys could be about

Spoiler: Be Horrified

 

[Positron]

she describes [classical music] as an "extremely conservative" field of art where "many people here barely even know what being trans actually means

Unfortunately we do:

The dood should try opera; gay men have broken into opera without backlash. Perhaps they can invent a new voice type called Froggatto.

What an apt comparison! Being transgender is truly just like having such a cruel and horrific disease like cancer! Thank you for showing me this awesome post on the front page, Reddit!

Comparing cancer with "gender dysphoria" is the schtick of Stephen Symington, whose comic "Life of Bria" has an inactive thread in KF.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Actually, on the subject of confusing online weirdos that puzzle many a farmer: Maldy posted an AI-generated pre-transition photo of... itself, designed - I'm sure - to maximize pooner jealousy. This is getting very creepy! Wherever the truth lies in Maldy's natal sex (I'm still firmly on Team Peen over Team Poon, but there have been many good arguments made), one thing's for sure: this is someone seriously fucked in the head either way.

Look at the flush of pink from the neck up in that Maldy pic. Shop or imminent pooner stroke?

Naturally, this hurts OP's feelings to know that her therapist thinks regular chicks have no interest in her,

The comments are filled with pooner cope about women being into them, lmao.

the first time a guy grabs my tit without asking,

Nope, never gonna happen, gigahon.

You can carry tampons in your purse to hand to cis women in emergencies if you want. In fact I think that would be a very sweet thing to do

This is always so fucking creepy. You should not have tampons unless you are a women or her husband.

that she finds pizza sexually arousing.

No, i's not second puberty or the food, you're just fucking perverts and liars fetishizing men. The post, btw.
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[Stabby_Pencil]

Look at the flush of pink from the neck up in that Maldy pic. Shop or imminent pooner stroke?

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Nope, never gonna happen, gigahon.

This is always so fucking creepy. You should not have tampons unless you are a women or her husband.

No, i's not second puberty or the food, you're just fucking perverts and liars fetishizing men. The post, btw.
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For fuck's sake, puberty is the sexual maturation of humans or any other animal. They are going through a hormonal upheaval!

 

[Frunkiss]

Unfortunately we do:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C5xRgCY3Upo:169
The dood should try opera; gay men have broken into opera without backlash. Perhaps they can invent a new voice type called Froggatto.

More like 'Faggotto'

 

[AskMeAnything]

every other sheep in the female flock of Reddit seems to actually be a wolf in disguise

"wouldn't the total number of cis lesbians far outweigh the number of trans lesbians?"
They haven't worked it yet, but for years, all the actual lesbians have been creating new subs and finding new forums in an effort to avoid them.

I'm more preoccupied on what r/DadAndBoys could be about

That's why I didn't venture further than the men in leggings sub

she has Superior Mesenteric Artery (SMA) Syndrome, however, this condition is commonly a consequence of eating disorders. She also is a strict vegan who eats primarily fruit

Sounds like a perfect disorder for attention whores.
There was a vegan influencer (I believe) who died after just living on fruit.
We used to share a house with a woman like that too, many years ago.
Her doctor told her she was going to die unless she started eating some real food.

 

[DreinMeinVein]

She's specifically a TIF of the arrested development variety, ironically like what drove a lot of anachans in the past as if by hiding her sex characteristics she can hide from whatever happened. She posts fairly often about how scary cis men are.

Am I allowed to feel a little sorry for this one? I promise I won't do it often.
It's just that she was so young when she started posting the blue hair selfies to the internet. Whatever happened to the phrase "You're not going out dressed like that, missy" and why should internet rules be any different? It started when she was eleven years old at the latest, and she soon morphed into... that bloody thing.
I don't know what I'd do if any child of mine wrote "Fuck it. Knife to the cunt" and drew that picture, but I do know that I wouldn't be happy. Does she have an enabling parent(s)?
Feels bad.

But yeah, I'm sure it's totally reasonable and fine to compare something like the risks and physical pain cancer patients go through just to survive to being really really sad because you wanna be a girl but you're a boy so you need to cut your pp and turn it into a vagene. I mean, they both have to go to the doctor a lot and take medicine, it's close enough!

I get wound up by this too, and your post got me right in the feels. A severe illness in the body is NOT the same as a delusional problem in the mind.

If there was any truth to brain differences in transgenders, then it's that faulty part of the brain we should be surgically removing from troons. Mutilating the dick/tits has been proven not to work.

Their entire notion of consent is on its head: not fucking people is the default state of the non-terminally-degenerate, it's attraction to and fucking them that actually needs a rationale.

You hit the nail on the head. Very good point.

The reason you or I would never fuck a tranny is not because we're excluding them per se.
It's that we each have our own list of criteria that need to be met before dating/fucking anybody.
And a tranny would never match ANY of them.

Some people like for their partners be physically attractive in the face. Other folks prefer a nice body. There are those who insist on good personal hygiene. It's quite normal to expect a partner to have a compatible personality, or at very least a stable personality. And there are those who are sometimes willing to make an exception. All of these things are subjective, of course.
But expecting someone to go against the sex they're attracted to... we have a term for that: conversion therapy. (or rape)

 

[poggers]

Some people like for their partners be physically attractive in the face. Other folks prefer a nice body. There are those who insist on good personal hygiene. It's quite normal to expect a partner to have a compatible personality, or at very least a stable personality. And there are those who are sometimes willing to make an exception. All of these things are subjective, of course.

Trannies are also uniquely repulsive to normal people, because of the deceptive element. The fake voice, the fake mannerism, the clothes that don't fit the shape of theit bodies, the way everything they do is imitating something they aren't.

Particularly troons, because putting a harmless, delicate facade over someone large, strong and predatory taps into an ancient part of our psyche that warns us to keep away. They're the wolf pretending to be frail old Grandma, they're every creepy little girl who's really a demon. Trannies made themselves into a horror movie trope and wonder why the rest of us naturally feel revulsion to them

 

[Lentil Soup]

Am I allowed to feel a little sorry for this one? I promise I won't do it often.

I actually agree, when you see someone so ill like this it's natural to want them to get better and live a full life. There's an amount of mental health providers who have spoken out that a lot of the FTM patients they see are similar to their ED patients from years ago, but with the stark difference that they're advised to affirm their patients beliefs instead of addressing the root causes. Imagine if we treated anorexia by offering ozempic. This article goes into detail.

Between the consequences of the likely eating disorder and whatever gender affirming care though it's likely that a lot of what she has going on is permanent. And like, there's nothing wrong with crazy fashion or having a bedroom full of plushies, but in the gestalt it just feels like a waste when an adult gets stuck in their life like this.