Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[draggs]

What exactly did they do to kick the hornets nest?

Committed hundreds of acts of war on the United States since 1979. We're constantly told that things America/wypipo in general did 70, 80, 300 years ago demand punishment today, what's good for the crackas is good for the ayatollahs

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

So what, you believe it's just a coinkidink?

I've never actually seen "coinkidink" spelled out before.

 

[pooterino]

You're getting paid???

Spoiler: depends on who you know

I get one foreskin per post that gets positive stickies

I have to pay one dollar to the JIDF every time someone correctly identifies me and puts in a ✡ react

Gonna make so much money on the darkweb after this!

 

[Soycast II]

I like how just this thread alone can tell everyone who's taking the American taxpayers' shekel courtesy of Israel.

I’m Jewish, ya know? If you don’t delete this message in 80 seconds I will personally freeze your bank account. Better watch yourself buddy. Might bring a scalpel with me too just in case I need to take your foreskin.

 

[Bummer]

Committed hundreds of acts of war on the United States since 1979. We're constantly told that things America/wypipo in general did 70, 80, 300 years ago demand punishment today, what's good for the crackas is good for the ayatollahs

What acts of war?

 

[mindlessobserver]

The IDF is preparing to invade southern Lebanon

I wonder if the USA is going to support the invasion this time. That would bring an amount of firepower that Israeli Generals could have only fantasized about. The Churro Flotilla is also nearby to really stick the knife in Hezbollah once and for all.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Ver archivo adjunto 8642108

They went to an air base upstate where they can fly and bomb muslims as much as they want.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

https://x.com/AmitSegal/status/2028468606145577381

Netanyahu is back from the dead and in Beit shemesh.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I wonder if there's some good lefty salt, I want Hassan and idubbz to seethe about this.

 

[FatalTater]

I watched Kier Starmer talk about what's going on and... does he always look like he's pissing himself while being held at gunpoint?

 

[DeeDee Megadoodoo]

*defunct

That was the least stupid part of your screed, but the most easily corrected.

Ooh, a misspelled word. Guess I've been told.

 

[1999 prick]

BTW - how is Strait of Hormuz situation?

I highly recommend this channel even if you know nothing about maritime, understanding shipping cleared a lot of the hazy fog I had when it comes to geopolitics.

TLDW; the strait looks constricted rather than fully closed.
-none of the tankers and cargo ships are willing to risk it until the war passes or if they have a war insurance, so in MarineTraffic you are going see tons of ships just wait.
China is the exception and is able to cross without any hiccup. (Iran LOVES China)

 

[autistic dog]

So does Kuwait owe us new F 15s or do we get to scam them a bit and demand F 35 replacements?

Kuwait now forced to join the F35 program and order 100 F35A (100 million USD each) and 50 year maintenance contract (100 million USD per year per plane).

 

[Pure Soap]

So does Kuwait owe us new F 15s or do we get to scam them a bit and demand F 35 replacements?

One supertanker of crude per F-15 should suffice

 

[mindlessobserver]

I wonder if there's some good lefty salt, I want Hassan and idubbz to seethe about this.

Hasan has been doing hours long cope streams for the past few days.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

I watched Kier Starmer talk about what's going on and... does he always look like he's pissing himself while being held at gunpoint?

yeah, he does.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

What exactly did they do to kick the hornets nest?

They were the main sponsors behind Hamas and allegedly had direct involvement in planning the events October 7th though they ended up not being told when it would happen due to the risk of it leaking out/cucking out of attacking due to the risk.

https://x.com/AmitSegal/status/2028468606145577381

Ver archivo adjunto 8642122

Is it all against USA bases there or they just decided to attack civilian locations there out of spite.

With those levels of missile interception capabilities, South Korea might decide to attack the North while it still has a good position.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I wonder if there's some good lefty salt, I want Hassan and idubbz to seethe about this.

Hassan had a major seething session the other day he was screeching like a banshee.

 

[draggs]

What acts of war?

Storming our embassy and taking hostages in 1979
Killing 241 US marines (and 58 French soldiers) in the Beirut barracks bombing in 1983
Kidnapping the CIA Beirut station chief and torturing him to the point of insanity then murdering him in 1984
Building IED factories then smuggling the IEDs into Iraq, killing hundreds of our soldiers
IRGC in American uniforms kidnapping and murdering 5 US soldiers in Karbala, Iraq, on January 20, 2007, an operation personally planned and overseen by General Soleimani

Plenty more

 

[Romulus augustulus]

I highly recommend this channel even if you know nothing about maritime, understanding shipping cleared a lot of the hazy fog I had when it comes to geopolitics.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lcdNGlbep1M:1065
TLDW; the strait looks constricted rather than fully closed.
-none of the tankers and cargo ships are willing to risk it until the war passes or if they have a war insurance, so in MarineTraffic you are going see tons of ships just wait.
China is the exception and is able to cross without any hiccup. (Iran LOVES China)

the chinks have a lot more faith in the Iranians than they should.