DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UncleTusky]

We see how much he loves fast food. And he drinks constantly. Either he has severe kidney or liver issues or he is on ozempic.

But fat or skinny, Phil is shit

And he's addicted to instant gratification: He's not going to replace his evening Champions sessions with an hour or two of exercise, no matter what he claims.

Ozempic seems likelier than liver/kidney issues when it fits with his personality + he has not complained about awful experiences with doctors lately.

what is panda lee up to these days

She is still living in Metro Seattle and working as a secretary/admin

Orbiter Publicar en el tema 'Kat Speculation'

23 de Nov, 2025

Late af but I didn't see it mentioned before, Leanna has a new job as some kind of secretary/admin, probably the head or main one given the title:

And since her boss is in Metro Seattle

It is safe to assume she is still in the area.

• UncleTusky

Reacciones: x 6 x 3 x 3 x 1 x 1

I remember there being pregnancy speculation but I can't find anything recent to prove/disprove that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Jayde was head of an Iranian sleeper cell this whole time and nobody noticed because of how good the wheelchair act was. Being a DSP dent is the perfect cover to get the CIA/NSA to just label you as retarded and not a threat.

Jayde = the Hector Salamanca of the vortex.

Those are botted, his last 8 videos:

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DSP, the failed streamer / youtuber magnet

The irony of that first video title and it's not about Phail.

what is panda lee up to these days

Ironically works for a financial advisor.

Also:

 

[Null]

the pignosis banner is very funny.

 

[Comma]

Because the first two streams of Resident Evil did "well" (read: $450 in total), he wants to play RE more than he planned (read: squeeze as much money out of the dents as possible, before the hype dies down) IF today's early stream does "just as well" (read: if dents give him enough money).

(posted at 12:25 AM his time, btw)

 

[Balr0g]

Because the first two streams of Resident Evil did "well" (read: $450 in total), he wants to play RE more than he planned (read: squeeze as much money out of the dents as possible, before the hype dies down) IF today's early stream does "just as well" (read: if dents give him enough money).

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(posted at 12:25 AM his time, btw)

Pig speak for: "you better use the 100$ animation you dumb fucks or I will play it only a bit each week!"

 

[Optimus Crime]

Because the first two streams of Resident Evil did "well" (read: $450 in total), he wants to play RE more than he planned (read: squeeze as much money out of the dents as possible, before the hype dies down) IF today's early stream does "just as well" (read: if dents give him enough money).

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(posted at 12:25 AM his time, btw)

I am seriously amazed that there's people dumb enough to fall for this. But then... Agent Jayde exists.

But of all his dents, I truly hope ICS got got by an icbm. Fucking retard

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Because the first two streams of Resident Evil did "well" (read: $450 in total), he wants to play RE more than he planned (read: squeeze as much money out of the dents as possible, before the hype dies down) IF today's early stream does "just as well" (read: if dents give him enough money).

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(posted at 12:25 AM his time, btw)

Not just the money, either - look at all those triple ayyyy VIEWS!



A game that's getting him consistently over 1K views for every part and will likely reach at least 3K views per part just by virtue of being Resident Evil - you know piggy is feeling like a high roller. Like a real YouTuber, almost!

 

[Cpt. Greybar]

I am seriously amazed that there's people dumb enough to fall for this.

I always have to remind myself that there are still people who unironically support the pedophile rapist Trump. When I remember that, the fact that there are actual fans of Phil seems less crazy. Covid didn't kill enough people.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Covid didn't kill enough people.

it didn't actually kill anyone

 

[Cpt. Greybar]

it didn't actually kill anyone

Then I'm still correct in that it should have killed more.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

Not just the money, either - look at all those triple ayyyy VIEWS!

ResiDent Evil bringing in great numbers for a 229,000 sub channel, very sussessful indeed kang. Also, of course the parts were uploaded out of order.

 

[Cpt. Greybar]

Also, of course the parts were uploaded out of order.

Well I mean it worked for Firefly, didn't it?

 

[Optimus Crime]

ResiDent Evil bringing in great numbers for a 229,000 sub channel, very sussessful indeed kang. Also, of course the parts were uploaded out of order.

The king is sussessful. He needs not care about the quality of his product

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Too bad he fucking sucks at being entertaining and charismatic. That tweet just means he's going to stall and stretch out this game with his breaks and dead air. Guy can't help but shoot himself in the foot.

I know how I can save the channel! Be boring and cringe for longer than usual!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

She is still living in Metro Seattle and working as a secretary/admin

I mean yeah it's not like she's the director of the universe or anything but still it's pretty impressive that she managed to get a decent office job despite being a high school drop out and despite having zero contacts at first after piggy moved her an entire continent's width away from her family and friends so she can be his live-in maid. It's why I always was and always will be #TeamREEAnna despite her being way more annoying at her worst than Khet ever was. That fat bitch can't even get full-time hours at a retail store during a time when the jhahb market is desperate for someone, anyone to show up working one of these shitty jobs.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

what is panda lee up to these days

Better than Phil.

And he's addicted to instant gratification: He's not going to replace his evening Champions sessions with an hour or two of exercise, no matter what he claims.

Ozempic seems likelier than liver/kidney issues when it fits with his personality + he has not complained about awful experiences with doctors lately.

She is still living in Metro Seattle and working as a secretary/admin

Orbiter Publicar en el tema 'Kat Speculation'

23 de Nov, 2025

Late af but I didn't see it mentioned before, Leanna has a new job as some kind of secretary/admin, probably the head or main one given the title:

And since her boss is in Metro Seattle

It is safe to assume she is still in the area.

• UncleTusky

Reacciones: x 6 x 3 x 3 x 1 x 1

I remember there being pregnancy speculation but I can't find anything recent to prove/disprove that.

See?

Because the first two streams of Resident Evil did "well" (read: $450 in total), he wants to play RE more than he planned (read: squeeze as much money out of the dents as possible, before the hype dies down) IF today's early stream does "just as well" (read: if dents give him enough money).

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(posted at 12:25 AM his time, btw)

Not just the money, either - look at all those triple ayyyy VIEWS!

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A game that's getting him consistently over 1K views for every part and will likely reach at least 3K views per part just by virtue of being Resident Evil - you know piggy is feeling like a high roller. Like a real YouTuber, almost!

It's funny, because while this was good by his standards (1k views + 150 over the expected 300 a day goal)
Meanwhile, every other people I sub to who has played this, with the exception of one very small channel have all mogged him with live viewers, video views, and superchats.

A small skirmish win for the King, but among the larger war though?

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I mean yeah it's not like she's the director of the universe or anything but still it's pretty impressive that she managed to get a decent office job despite being a high school drop out and despite having zero contacts at first after piggy moved her an entire continent's width away from her family and friends so she can be his live-in maid. It's why I always was and always will be #TeamREEAnna despite her being way more annoying at her worst than Khet ever was. That fat bitch can't even get full-time hours at a retail store during a time when the jhahb market is desperate for someone, anyone to show up working one of these shitty jobs.

As annoying as she was, likely due to her immaturity (she was so young when the alien beamed her away), there were moments suggesting some critical thinking skills and therefore at least average intelligence. You pair that with a decent appearance, decent manners, literacy, and any kind of work ethic, you can find a fine, if not blockbuster, job in the United States.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I mean yeah it's not like she's the director of the universe or anything but still it's pretty impressive that she managed to get a decent office job despite being a high school drop out and despite having zero contacts at first after piggy moved her an entire continent's width away from her family and friends so she can be his live-in maid. It's why I always was and always will be #TeamREEAnna despite her being way more annoying at her worst than Khet ever was. That fat bitch can't even get full-time hours at a retail store during a time when the jhahb market is desperate for someone, anyone to show up working one of these shitty jobs.

Leanna was annoying as a teenager and early twenty woman becoming a full grown adult at Phil's side who was already very late twenties, early thirties. I cut her some slack for that. I respect her for finding her own path and not become a fat roommate who is content with whatever little of life is left in the Burnell household. She is another proof that you can always make a turnaround for the better if you really want to. She's also still just in her thirties, everything is still possible for her in her career. Could always go to college or do a CAS / MAS etc.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well I mean it worked for Firefly, didn't it?

He's trying to be 'Memento' of video gaming without understanding what that movie was.

 

[Optimus Crime]

He's trying to be 'Memento' of video gaming without understanding what that movie was.

I'd say his understanding of shit is as large as an ocean but as deep as a puddle but he never leaves the snort fort so it's as large as a high school swimming pool. For retards.