DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JinRoh1999]

Phil originally lost weight to around where he is now roughly 2019-21. Then he's bounced between weight loss and gains and he's in a solid loss one lately. The difference is most stark going back to Kat's last appearance in 2018 and Phil was noticeably more chubby and thumblike then. And then look at them in 2024...

But, the snort sacks are so much more pronounced and he really does look like Ozempic examples.

Phil does look like hes lost weight recently but Im also guessing ozempic. Hes got that ozempic zombie face going and phil is a chronic consooomer, getting on the ozempic fad about a year or so late is totally on brand for him.

This is a man whose spend every day for the last week going on unhinged rants to retcon the banana song to make detractors look like idiots (however that works?) Taking a weightloss drug to own the trolls is way easier, I have a feeling hes got fat kat on it too in case he needs to trot her out sometime in the future.

i wasn't really on team ozempic until i saw this pic. he looks disgusting

Don't worry DSP will let it slip like 2 years from now that he was taking it and he just had to lie to keep his family safe.

DSP is a pathological liar so no one can just take his "I don't take Ozempic" answer as truth. Besides that he always gets oddly defensive about it, and he has always been a fake health snob even all the way back to the beginning of filming himself cooking or eating. "Oh that's disgusting fat"/"Oh that's too much food I would never eat so much" yea fuking right.

But this might just be a happy coincidence for him, because Ozempic is a diabetic drug which I'm sure him and khet were type2 or at the minimum pre-diabetic. I could see them getting the drug prescribed and going over once a week to get it injected since I doubt he would be man enough to do it himself. The rapid weight loss is a happy side effect.

Changes in skin and body appearance: Rapid weight loss may lead to "Ozempic face" (sagging facial skin), "Ozempic butt" (sagging buttocks)

Ozempic face = pronounced jowls
Ozempic butt = he looks like he's wearing a diaper on stream

But he will undoubtably complain about it in a few months/years when the long term effects of it start affecting him.

 

[neger psykolog]

But he will undoubtably complain about it in a few months/years when the long term effects of it start affecting him.

Bros I think we're going to get another legendary hospital stream like the Leanna one.

I'm hyped as fuck. DSP should cancel his schedule and do a whiney hospital stream. That's get viewers.

 

[Cpt. Greybar]

Bros I think we're going to get another legendary hospital stream like the Leanna one.

I'm hyped as fuck. DSP should cancel his schedule and do a whiney hospital stream. That's get viewers.

Hey guys, I have a new $100 animation that specifically has to do with hospitals, we probably *cough* won't see it though, because *cough* we rarely *cough* get $100 donos. So anyway, I'm gonna..... *flatline*

And the crowd goes wild!

 

[morel style individual]

I got to thinking and that's I'm a little surprised that piggy hasn't jumped on the bandwagon of arcade sticks without the stick rather they have the four buttons, he could milk the faggots, cripples and tards for some extra scratch to play three versions of SF6 with a new stick for each.

It took me a few days to get used to leverless after having only ever played on an arcade stick, and I've only played two fighting games. When you have to relearn muscle memory like that, your gameplay reverts to absolute beginner level. Phil has been playing them for 25 years, and he artificially restricts himself to only playing SF once a week. This gives him two options:

1. Practice offline - never happening, we know he can't perform tasks without a chat telling him how.
2. Stream a month (or more) of sub bronze level SF6, in an effort to learn how to play on a controller that he thinks constitutes cheating anyway. Ordinary well adjusted people are able to comprehend that their viewers could empathize with them, and laugh with them, as they make dumb mistakes while learning a different control scheme. Meanwhile, Phil believes that watching him win at a game is a reward for his viewers. You do the math.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

I think he also did that to keep his maid away from "bad influences". I mean imagine Phil at the wedding "I am a creator of on-demand videos and I also live stream" and Leanna's family pulls her aside and go "you know what sweetheart, Why don't you stay a little longer and let your boyfriend leave first?" and then she never returns to the Snort fort. And why didn't he send her alone with a gift to the wedding? Didn't he trust her to return?

Wouldn't be surprised if her brother straight up told Leanna that Phil was not welcome and he came up with some bullshit about the trolls to cover it up. Imagine what Mr 4th Place At EVO would be like if he went to a gathering and was told that literally nobody cares when he started trying to flex about being a big time youtube/twitch streamer. Toss in the free booze and how people use being shitfaced to do things they'd be to much of a bitch to do while sober and that wedding would have been a disaster all because one pig needed to be the center of attention.

 

[UsedUp]

I'd like to interject for a moment and be the asshole who says it to be funny.

I hope the attack on Iran puts a damper on some of DSPs Middle Eastern whales and wheelchairs.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I'd like to interject for a moment and be the asshole who says it to be funny.

I hope the attack on Iran puts a damper on some of DSPs Middle Eastern whales and wheelchairs.

>Ayatollah killed
>ICS mysteriously disappears

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Hey guys, I have a new $100 animation that specifically has to do with hospitals, we probably *cough* won't see it though, because *cough* we rarely *cough* get $100 donos. So anyway, I'm gonna..... *flatline*

And the crowd goes wild!

I can only hope that FlyEaglesFly sends another $5 during his newest hospital story
I miss el crimson king. Long live the king.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

>Ayatollah killed
>ICS mysteriously disappears

Jayde was head of an Iranian sleeper cell this whole time and nobody noticed because of how good the wheelchair act was. Being a DSP dent is the perfect cover to get the CIA/NSA to just label you as retarded and not a threat.

 

[Cpt. Greybar]

Jayde was head of an Iranian sleeper cell this whole time and nobody noticed because of how good the wheelchair act was.

U miss me uce Inshallah

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Might I enquire where the Asmon fans you told us about last night are, my liege?

RE9 stream.

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

U miss me uce Inshallah

It time ALLAHU AKBAR

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ver archivo adjunto 8635906
RE9 stream.

 

[Lady Adjani]

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Those are botted, his last 8 videos:

DSP, the failed streamer / youtuber magnet

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Those are botted, his last 6 videos:

Ver archivo adjunto 8636120

DSP, the failed streamer / youtuber magnet

It's possible, but:


He has patreon tiers from 3-500 bucks. So at a min that 399 a month. Just looking at his channel, I think he's getting real subs, but he's got a huge focus problem since he has low views on everything. I bet he'll put out a clickbait video about boycotting ring doorbells and get 1.8k views and a couple dozen subscribers, then put out a discord id video and its the same. The problem is since his channel is unfocused, I bet his returning viewers # is low outside a few hundred people. A person wanting to see his car shit isn't going to want to hear about AI girlfriends. Then, he's putting out videos so rarely that people just don't unsub. People tend to only unsub from people they don't watch if their feed is getting spammed regularly with stuff they know they don't watch anymore and aren't interested in. Meanwhile, if you sub to DSP, your feed is getting flooded with 10 videos a day, and if you stop liking his content, then you'll be quick to unsub.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

I hope the attack on Iran puts a damper on some of DSPs Middle Eastern whales and wheelchairs.

Does he have any? I thought one of them lived in Vietnam (if it's not just some sock) and the others lived in Western countries.

Wouldn't be surprised if her brother straight up told Leanna that Phil was not welcome and he came up with some bullshit about the trolls to cover it up.

Another reason why we know very little about Phil behind the scenes unless a third party files in (like the Valedictorian thing) or it happens first person on-stream.

For example, we don't even know if Khet is actually alive or with Phil until that Wings stream where she got him to shut his drunk mouth especially because she hasn't shown up on Stream for multiple years because he isn't telling.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Bros I think we're going to get another legendary hospital stream like the Leanna one.

I'm hyped as fuck. DSP should cancel his schedule and do a whiney hospital stream. That's get viewers.

It would be the dumbest IRL stream ever but it would make Rothschild levels of capital! Plus it'll make him seem like a victim (of himself) and get those pesky minnows and dolphins to finally crack open those velcro wallets and even get some dentractors to snap those velcro sneakers on and run to the bank to drop him troll donations (because giving a beggar what he wants totally owns him)

I'll still watch it on RawPhil because fuck this guy

 

[strandedcastaway]

I don't have any idea if Phil uses Ozempic. I know I made the joke, but he probably just lost a little weight. But who cares? The point is that Phil thinks he looks good now, that he's working on his sexy, but he looks like he's 60 and rotting away. That hasn't changed even if he is "thinner". And his personality is still shit. He's still going to call people retarded and lie constantly and act like a prick. This is a guy obsessed with lying about the "banana song"! He's still wasting the one life we get. Things a no-load life loser would do.

The point is, losing 10 pounds doesn't make you a decent human being. Phil's still an ugly cunt who treats others like shit, so he'd be ugly even if he had 6-pack abs and his hair suddenly came back.

 

[MC Law]

I don't have any idea if Phil uses Ozempic. I know I made the joke, but he probably just lost a little weight. But who cares? The point is that Phil thinks he looks good now, that he's working on his sexy, but he looks like he's 60 and rotting away. That hasn't changed even if he is "thinner". And his personality is still shit. He's still going to call people retarded and lie constantly and act like a prick. This is a guy obsessed with lying about the "banana song"! He's still wasting the one life we get. Things a no-load life loser would do.

The point is, losing 10 pounds doesn't make you a decent human being. Phil's still an ugly cunt who treats others like shit, so he'd be ugly even if he had 6-pack abs and his hair suddenly came back.

We see how much he loves fast food. And he drinks constantly. Either he has severe kidney or liver issues or he is on ozempic.

But fat or skinny, Phil is shit

 

[raticate]

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