It really didn't go how Iran thought it would.
They fired a missile and it fell down and supposedly killed a bunch of little girls (It was 12, then 30, then 54, then 61, now 82) at school learning to read.
Little girls.
Learning to read
On a Saturday
In Iran.
Yeah, OK.
Anyway, here's the missile
They're claiming the picture is actually from further to the North, where it just fell on an apartment building.
So, they shot at Saudi Arabia.
They aren't amused.
Of course, Europe has had nothing to say but "Um, we are defensive..." but that's to be expected.
Not like the US is surprised.
The Iranian Navy got fucked.
Early reports say it's US subs caught them at anchor. They better have been playing the Jaws theme on that shit.
When it all happened, the leadership ran to the same building...
And got smoked.
Their ammo supplies are fucked:
Underground Ordnance storage
Same with this. Fuel and ordnance.
So, it's been a fun time for Iran, who is claiming they have sunk 3 US ships, that their leader is totes alive guys, he'll be making a speech any second (as soon as they find the rest of him, I guess), and supposedly in Baharian or however you fucking spell it, a skyscraper is on fire and Iran is claiming it was full of all the leaders of the US and Israel, including Hegseth.
And of course, you have people like A Syrian Girl and Hasan all claiming that the strait is shut down and showing a bad MS Paint job, while you can just go online and see that shipping is still moving.