Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

IT HAPPENED AGAIN?
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Context: Prior to operation Ajax in 1953, the US had approached Iran in secret to negotiate a (very generous) deal to compensate the British for stolen oil assets. Despite almost signing the deal and avoiding the revolution outright, the the deal was refused because it wasn't made out of "real care" for Iranian wants.
 
BRICS is being dismantled real time. Get fucked bricfags
TOTAL GUNTHER VICTORY
Netanyahu speaks (source).

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tl;dr he says Israelis will need to put up with it, justifies the attack as being against an existential threat, and promotes Iranians to regime change for them.
Tbh he has a point. Israel isn't going to sustain major casualties so a couple dead is worth removing Iran as a threat permanently.
Some of the confirmed strikes

Chabahar:
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Konarak Air and Naval bases:
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Bandar Abbas Naval base:
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Shiraz Airport:
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Bushehr Airport:
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Isfahan City:
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Khorramabad City:
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Ilam Airport:
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Kermanshah Airport:
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Tabriz Airport:
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Qom City:
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Tehran-Qom Road bombed: (surprisingly the airport spared?)
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Tehran:
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Are the airports merely civilian or also military?
Now she's crashing out, calling for terroristic attacks against the US:
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She dishonors the Easter Lilly and the brave men of the IRA.
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MES knows it's joever and that the Ayatollah's gonna get cassarolla'd.
Bruh. Rip in dip.
The real horror is that Trump striking Iran probably helps him gain support in the midterms, similar to the initial popularity boost Bush got from Iraqi Freedom
Well yeah. Look, not to derail on politics but Trump desparately needs wins right now. He can't get them domestically so he will seek them out globally. Cuba is next on the menu by my calculation, or maybe he goes for Nicaragua.
The entire gulf finally realized how right America is.
Saudi Arabia
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UAE
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Qatar
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Not surprising. The Arabs hate Iran and want them gone even if they don't love Israel. By jumping in, they are trying to secure a seat at the table.
If you really think about Zoe Quinn is partially responsible for this, depending on how you connect certain points
How is a 19 year old BPD slut lolcow from Florida responsible for this?
 
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I don't know the veracity of this but its worth sharing
There is no reason why Khamenei wouldn't release a speech or some other proof of life if he was still alive; showing the faithful that the supreme leader is still standing would have a powerful morale effect on both regime loyalists and attacking Americans. The fact that the regime has not done this is almost certainly because they cannot.
 
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Baka! So what if you have way more aircraft and your military is decades more advanced than ours! We'll keep launching missiles FOREVER and you'll beg us for peace!!! It's only been 12 hours and MES's coping and seething is already the best thing about this war.



Something in Erbil, Iraq got his with a Shahed.

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IRGC intelligence is freaking the fuck out because so many of its top men are dead, per The Washington Post.

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Italian Defense Minister is stranded in Dubai due to missile attacks.



Cameraman in Bahrain with balls of steel records a Shahed hitting the floor above his apartment.
 
Well he isn't showing up. At some point they might just claim he's dead to force him to appear
Iran is a very long time country/culture/government. So it is very likely they have very long term succession plans in place - the Ayatollah position exists and they also have a prime minister and shit.

HOWEVER, Israel is obviously using the same methodology that they used with Hamas in Palestine and assassinating anyone who is a "who" and this will seriously stifle the government "working" as it should and delay any succession plan and also potentially make the government completely dysfunctional to the point it cannot elect a competent leader.

While a lot of people probably think Iran is fucked (and it probably is) the fact they're still launching attacks means there is some structure or communication going on and they still have soldiers loyal to the government.
 
are you hearing yourself right now
this is literally true. all the weird coping that US intervention is going to turn Iranians into decadent homosexual westerns is missing the point that faggots in iran are already fucking around

While a lot of people probably think Iran is fucked (and it probably is) the fact they're still launching attacks means there is some structure or communication going on and they still have soldiers loyal to the government.
Haven't the Israelis said they plan for this to last 4 days? They gotta have a list of people they tick off, spend some time checking, adjusting the list and keep checking off
 
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This is only tangentially related to the current happening but obligatory to share given the prestigious sonichu reference. Yes - we exist in a world where people use sonichu to joke about paid government bots trying to flood social media with sexy women so information is hard to find.
For the love of all that is holy, do not let Chris see this or He will start wearing a turban and talking/ acting like that. Declaring jihad on May Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder.
 
This might be the most socially unacceptable and Jewish thing I've ever said but I care less about dead children in an Islamic state or africa.

Oh no dead middle schoolers in Tehran or Zambia. What are their husbands and commanding officers going to do now?!!?
Gotta remember too, Terrorist 101 setup key infrastructure in areas where innocent people reside so they have a convenient thing to point to and pull the empathy strings with. It's probably the more vile of practices.
 
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