If you are going to be fat, you gotta be like, mega strongman fat and not just like "I ate too many porkchops and my sicklecell is killing me" fat. These niggers are so chunky, they make up like 90% of the Chin's in Chinatown. Like, ok, let's go one by one.
First off, there isn't a single beefy bald nigga here. How are you going to have security when everyone looks like they would get tired doing a stairmaster for 10 minutes? Anyways, besides that, starting from the left, we have this obese retarded faggot.
First off, the nigga thinks he is some medieval nobleman or something with his homosexual hat. That hat doesn't inspire fear; it inspires me to get a corndog at the Ren Fair. Second, he's got a tact vest on, but this nigga can't even shave correctly. Look at this neck, this nigga can't aim a razor, but he expects to aim a gun? Also, this dumb nigga tucked his pants into his boots and wears Elton John glasses AND has a gay nose ring that teenage girls wear. Enough said, this guy is bitch made, and his ass would be utterly raped in prison by real beefy niggers.
Then we got this retard to the right. Sure, he is bald, which is good to be a beefy bald nigga, but this guy also has the forearms of a tiny girl. He was like, "I wanna do bicep curls... but that's too hard! So I'm just going to eat cake all day and do like, 1x10 preacher curls at 35 pounds once a month." It's pathetic. Second, why is this niggas head like, crooked? You expect this retard to scare people? I think not.
Then you got this Urkle ass mother fucker next. Look at this bitch nigga, wearing chains yet got his retard glasses on thinking they match. This dude can't even find a shirt to fit him, but he thinks he is going to take a bullet? The only thing this gay twink takes is cum in his mouth and butt on the daily.
Next, we got grandpa dying from AIDS. You think this dude can take a bullet, have enough fuel in the tank to rip a niggas head off after? Hell no, this guy wants to take a nap. Look at him, he's struggling to stand and has to lean on a gay homosexual, and what I can only assume is his ugly wife.
Finally, we have a grandma who failed at being a lesbian. You think this bitch can throw a dude into a naked choke hold? The only thing this bitch can hold is her diabetes medication. SAD.
In short, I wouldn't trust these guys to protect a Jimmy John's. Fucking lame ass niggas, shameful niggas.
