💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[LettuceMan]

He will write: biden

Because he thinks lowercase letters are a punishment

"CROOKED biden STOLE THE ELECTION! And now he is dead. Some say this is very sad but I'm even more sad that he STOLE the ELECTION!"

You’d think after winning reelection he’d shutup about 2020. But he’ll forever see it ad an insult.

 

[Wall of Bricks]

Here's Diaper Don's obligatory sperging about the State of the Union last night.

 

[No. 7 cat]

This will shock you guys, but the fat child rapist's DOJ intentionally withheld documents that implicated Donnie the Diddler in raping a 13 year old girl
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RdVmydPHfKg

I hope Democrats push and emphasise this Katie Johnson and other cases that were pulled from the Files. It might result in collateral damage with some elderly Democrats or Democrat supporting oligarchs, but it would be the stronger for it. The Republicans have Rep Massie, so have a partial fall back if the sickest claims are evidenced. Still having Johnson and Vance posturing and grinning between the orange (alleged) nonce and immiserater of ordinary folk should do a lot if Democrats don't do enough to remind voters.

Here's Diaper Don's obligatory sperging about the State of the Union last night.
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Trump is obsessed with 'crazy' Rosie O'Donnell and again has to remind us that she's in Ireland. The sheer unhinged content of his posts is still funny, I must confess.

 

[Tridgeridoo]

Here's Diaper Don's obligatory sperging about the State of the Union last night.
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I know it's easy to get desensitized to his world salad, but Jesus Christ...
If a 14 year old wrote like this, the teachers would probably recommend special ed. This wouldn't even be good enough for a shitpost on 4chan.

 

[somevan]

So, any news about aliens or is he backtracking on that too?

 

[LettuceMan]

Here's Diaper Don's obligatory sperging about the State of the Union last night.
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Written by Stephen Miller.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Here's Diaper Don's obligatory sperging about the State of the Union last night.
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MAGAloids and USPG2 think this is a super intelligent post written by a super mentally healthy person.

 

[dmtxoxo]

Here's Diaper Don's obligatory sperging about the State of the Union last night.
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Why did he throw Robert De Niro in there

Its a good thing for him that his speechwriters managed to keep him mostly on track yesterday, because this is clearly what it'd sound like for 2+ hours if it was up to him. Absolute lunacy.

 

[Kether]

Why did he throw Robert De Niro in there

i do love how Trump has such an outdated reference pool, he's one of the few fuckers that still watches late night, he doesn't know what south Park or Eminem are, he's obsessed with Rosie o'donnell

its like this nigga's brain is in 1998. which helps make his stupid policies make sense.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Why did he throw Robert De Niro in there

There was a counter State of the Union, which Robert De Niro headlined. Most likely reason, but it wouldn't be the first time Donnie had a stray spark in his brain and just randomly brought someone up.

This counter state of the union was also just as cringe as you'd think.

 

[SBG]

Why did he throw Robert De Niro in there

Its a good thing for him that his speechwriters managed to keep him mostly on track yesterday, because this is clearly what it'd sound like for 2+ hours if it was up to him. Absolute lunacy.

DeNiro had been more outspoken during Trump's first term and being anti-Trump.

Does show he's pretty much stuck thinking he's still in the same cultural atmosphere as his first term.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Robert De Niro

"robert de niro (only lowercase letters!) is behaving really BADLY! He is very disrespectful! I WON affordability, egg and gas prices are DOWN 1000%, I stopped all the WARS but he is very mean. I DESERVE the NOBEL PEACE PRICE!"

 

[Captain Syrup]

Wasn't pissed off enough this year so I came back to the DJT thread.

"Recent polling shows that Americans, and Republicans in particular, support regime change in Iran, but are unwilling to risk any U.S. casualties to achieve it.”

 

[Epic Fail Man]

On the one hand, that would be super gross. On the other hand, maybe it would actually kill off the MAGA movement.

"Actually wearing diapers is based, we finally have a president that isn't afraid to let it all out"

*Puts on MAGA themed adult diapers before attending the next trump rally, belly full of McDonald's Big Macs, ready to trump it out.*

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Has the whole fiasco about him trying to send a hospital ship to Greenland, getting told to fuck of and an American then needing to be rescued by a Greenlandic squad yet or do only Euromutts talk about this?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Has the whole fiasco about him trying to send a hospital ship to Greenland, getting told to fuck of and an American then needing to be rescued by a Greenlandic squad yet or do only Euromutts talk about this?

Eventually you just stop ignoring whatever retarded things he says/does because nothing will ever come of them. It's exhausting being an American with this idiot in the White House.

I didn't watch the SOTU (not that I've ever watched any of them, I have better uses of my time than being lied to for 45-90 minutes). Don't even remember what day it's held.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Eventually you just stop ignoring whatever retarded things he says/does because nothing will ever come of them. It's exhausting being an American with this idiot in the White House.

I didn't watch the SOTU (not that I've ever watched any of them, I have better uses of my time than being lied to for 45-90 minutes). Don't even remember what day it's held.

I heard about it from someone irl telling me and regrettably my first thought was whether or not the guys in the us politics thread would still try to twist it into a "win".

Edit: I was looking for an article that contains all the funny stuff at once and found this.

https://apnews.com/article/greenland-trump-denmark-us-b2624bb6ed7d66de874e333779c505fe

 

[Captain Syrup]

What emergency? They might be impeached or jailed?

Pro-Trump activists who say they are in coordination with the White House are circulating a 17-page draft executive order that claims China interfered in the 2020 election as a basis to declare a national emergency that would unlock extraordinary presidential power over voting.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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What emergency? They might be impeached or jailed?

But USPG2 MAGAloids said that Daddy Trump is so super duper popular and there's no way he could possibly lose and he would never, ever want power over elections because he's so popular he doesn't need to cheat to win!