DerelictOnion
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DSP fans being sex pests? Not surprising. Their idol being a prude? Fucking hilarious.
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Yes, he's THAT retarded.Fucking Kino. Now his latest streams are available under "Live" but at the same time he chops the stream into videos and uploads those too. Is he fucking retarded? What good will those video actually do when you can watch the stream?
My bet is that his streams will always do better viewwise then his videos. I mean even if you want to watch old content, then just go back to the stream as that is the "full experience"I'll be curious to see how well the stream views does against the chopped up videos
No. Which fits into Phil's oddly stubborn disconnect that what he says on stream effectively never happens and YouTube ON mode is real. Its why he really believes he doesn't beg excessively.edit: penultimate question time. Does pigpiggo track the unrecorded segments as well? If not then the real "support" amounts must be literally off the fucking chart
King Tut was almost a decade ago, good thing time is just a procession of events, and nothing ever changes down on level 1...He won't let anyone have any direct control of his stream. So that will never happen.
I think he really misses the high volume of single player FPS and TPS cover shooters they were pumping out when he started this grift. All he had to do most of the time was stand in place, aim and tap/hold a button before heading down the next corridor to do it all over again until he had to cry and shit himself over a puzzle boss.He's acting like this RE game is the holy grail of gaming like we've been waiting for it for 10 years like with Cyberpunk. We didn't know this bloody game existed until like 6 months ago, I've seen more hype for Nioh 3 than this RE game.
Never say Phail doesn't change for the better! He uses direct capture, doesn't he??? He'll just cross his arms and stubbornly refuse for years, finally adopt the change far past the point at which it would have made a difference, then look around in confusion and cry when he isn't praised for "upgrading" to something that was standard 5 years ago.Congrats to DSP for doing something people have told you to do for years keeping the streams up so you don't fuck up your metrics only took 1000+ times of people calling you a retard to finally do it!
I think he also really believes that people will someday wake up and realize that his content is amazing and will go back and watch through his old catalog. I think that's why he's so concerned with monetization on videos that get less than 1,000 views. Just like he thinks that if he talks enough he will "disprove" detractors and we'll all change our minds and realize what a great guy he is.He's a creature of habit, he's used to cutting the stream in segments so he'll keep doing it.
He can't, dunce! The trolls would find out and ruin it! Can't trust anyone out here! And there's literally no way around it, not a single way he could find an editor that wouldn't be a troll. And he certainly couldn't just do it himself... Honestly he'd probably get move views from a detractor editor, we've seen the fan-made TIHYDP and they suck.All this because he does not want to pay an editor to cut down his streams...
I think he really misses the high volume of single player FPS and TPS cover shooters they were pumping out when he started this grift. All he had to do most of the time was stand in place, aim and tap/hold a button before heading down the next corridor to do it all over again until he had to cry and shit himself over a puzzle boss.
Phil's... home in FPS games is camping in a bathroom waiting for everyone to kill each other, he wins while checking Paypal every 5 seconds.I think he really misses the high volume of single player FPS and TPS cover shooters they were pumping out when he started this grift. All he had to do most of the time was stand in place, aim and tap/hold a button before heading down the next corridor to do it all over again until he had to cry and shit himself over a puzzle boss.
It’s hilarious because it’s one of a thousand aspects of his content that in his hands were just doomed to languish and decay as LPing grew as an entertainment form. His P5 playthrough (469 videos btw, kys Phil) took almost 1.5 years. Over 500 days to beat a game that had full runs posted within 72 hours that it was dropped.Souls games pushing the zeitgeist of game design back towards games having a mEaNinGfuL challenge was probably one of the worst thing to happen to DSP. He would have probablly been beyond happy if games continues down the path of push button, win, get dopamine, shit out 3 videos a day.
Even in his drunk call with wings he mentions how he used to be mr beat the game in 3 days, he would still be that guy if it was possible. Avoiding games on release day, variety schedule, and schedule autism are probablly partially designed to help protect his own ego by obscuring the fact he takes twice as long to beat a game as any other streamer.
He is really really concerned about the pennies he gets from his 300 view videos, and the legacy of his videos so he wants to drive views to the ahn demand videos that he will always see as his crowning achievement. Also he has no idea how YouTube or the algorithm or metrics works.On another note, has he given an actual reason to keeping the streams up other than because he doesn't want to
I hadn't really thought about it but it is pretty rare that he talks about how long games take him even though it's a common point against him. Might be one of those things he knows isn't changing so he ignores it, like him not being entertaining (he never talks about that either). Also, if a game is hitting the goal it really is in his best interest to keep it going with his current whale out model because there's so few games the tards will pay him for. If he was even remotely entertaining he could get new viewers putting out content with the week 1 rush of a new game, but he isn't, and he's also slow so even if he dedicated himself to a singular game it would take him at least twice as long to get through it.Even in his drunk call with wings he mentions how he used to be mr beat the game in 3 days, he would still be that guy if it was possible. Avoiding games on release day, variety schedule, and schedule autism are probablly partially designed to help protect his own ego by obscuring the fact he takes twice as long to beat a game as any other streamer.
You forgot the part where when an enemy sees him he start crying, swearing he is an alcoholic and begging them not to hit him.Phil's... home in FPS games is camping in a bathroom waiting for everyone to kill each other, he wins while checking Paypal every 5 seconds.