DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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Robust gaslighting/pignosis segment today.

Remember, dents - it is YOUR responsibility to keep Phil from acting upset during his streams! All you gotta do is give him your money upfront, no matter what he's doing. Geddit?

BusinessSydePhil strikes again with his brilliant business major insights into how he would operate as Xbox CEO:




A lotta peepul are telling him he's not on level 1 anymore!


 
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We've got two of the animations he's been hyping up so much. For anyone curious - yes, they're exactly as low effort as you expected!


animation 1.mov


animation 2.mov

He literally typed "biohazard" into an AI video site and just grabbed the first two clips he saw.

And as woc pointed out - he got a 60 dollar tip, and there wasn't even a zombie-themed animation for it!

How he manages to do literally everything so lazily and poorly will never cease to amaze me.

Edit: another one.


animation 3.mov
No. I refuse.

Fuck off and die Phillip.
 
Who is he tweeting to
His future self. Skimming back through his own twitter timeline all he'll see down the line is PP Burnell professional bizness mayun tweeting chill pahsitive bizness tawk to help maintain the grand delusion within that he did nothing wrong no in fact he did everything correct.

I've never seen anyone else in my life who spends as much time as phil telling you what they're going to be doing when the stuff being done is the exact same fucking shit they've been doing for the past 20 years with zero possible alterations to the formula.

Normal 43 year old man would probably be tweeting about celebrating their kid's high school graduation. Abnormal 43 year old man tweets instead about celebrating..

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the release of Capslopm's vidya zombie shoota iteration IX. I wonder if this time we will shoot some more zombies! What a fucking life :story:
 
This dude lives in hell. I know this is not a new observation, but he spent the entire last half hour of today's podcast on the exact same loop, saying the exact same words and phrases that constitute the loop, that he's been on a million times, about how those damn dirty troles just refuse to admit that he's changed for the better, and it must be because they're bad faith actors, because how else would they be unwilling to acknowledge he's an amazing chill positive streamer now that everyone should love and respect?

It fills me with a kind of secondhand existential dread to hear a childless middle-aged man stuck in a loveless marriage constantly ramble his own self-affirmations to himself. You'd think by now he would have said this enough times he wouldn't need to anymore. It's like if he doesn't tell himself this out loud at least once a week he'll snap.
 
We've got two of the animations he's been hyping up so much. For anyone curious - yes, they're exactly as low effort as you expected!


animation 1.mov


animation 2.mov

He literally typed "biohazard" into an AI video site and just grabbed the first two clips he saw.

And as woc pointed out - he got a 60 dollar tip, and there wasn't even a zombie-themed animation for it!

How he manages to do literally everything so lazily and poorly will never cease to amaze me.

Edit: another one.


animation 3.mov
You gotta hand it to Phil, the animation scam is so kino. He's putting a turd in a box and demanding money for it, yet they pay up every time. There's not even the pretense of value here. You will buy the turd, dents.
 
Última edición:
We've got two of the animations he's been hyping up so much. For anyone curious - yes, they're exactly as low effort as you expected!


animation 1.mov


animation 2.mov

He literally typed "biohazard" into an AI video site and just grabbed the first two clips he saw.

And as woc pointed out - he got a 60 dollar tip, and there wasn't even a zombie-themed animation for it!

How he manages to do literally everything so lazily and poorly will never cease to amaze me.

Edit: another one.


animation 3.mov
The look on his face each time one of these ugly .gifs plays is phenomenal. He's so easily impressed with himself.
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Still had the URL for the video in my phones clipboard, after I checked PreserveTube this morning.

DK64 - Banana Song
Nov 22, 2024
Unlisted
Denim Contention.mp4
YouTube / PreserveTube
Just for people who dont know there is a logical reason DSP says "it comes in denim" for his banana song. Donkey Kong 64 is heavily banana themed, you collect bananas to progress the game, you use bananas as currency, etc.

The teleport mechanic in the game is actually a banana with a zipper, much like on a pair of denim pants, THUS the reason DSP said denim is because hes a massive faggot and was imagining a big black cock, as he is always doing, him playing DK64 at the time was pure coincidence.
 
Connectikhando has been sold again:
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(ETA) Meanwhile it was only worth about $60k when he filed begruptcy (Connectikhando value is on page 10, he might have been sloppy but there was no reason for him to lie - the mortgage was considered settled because he surrendered the property, no matter how underwater it was):
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$120k in appreciation, could have all been his if he weren't a retard with money.
 
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Why does he care so fucking much about that banana song?
It's like Triple P and Warski said the other night: He has a compulsion to try and control narratives even with retarded stuff that no one cares about. He's literally never accomplished it, but he tries.

If he had an ounce of non-retardness in his brain, he would have seen how he could have actually defanged the banana song meme, controlled the narrative, trolled the detractors and did something for his community.

Nothing crazy, just some lame ass stuff like actually laughing at the songs and remixes already out there. Holding a contest with prizes for his audience -- dents and trolls alike -- for best song or media involving the banana song. Dumb ass shit, but stuff that would have demonstrated a capacity for laughing at oneself, having a bit of fun and community building.

Nope. Instead he argued with his audience about the lyrics -- when he's already admitted he said "denim" -- and unlisted his video with the on screen lyrics.

Eighteen years on YouTube and the fucking pigroach still can't even accidentally grab the easy win.
 
Couple more stray clips from today's pahdcast.

Crashing out over not crashing out:




Please enjoy the audiovisual experience of a middle aged man, in a Chris-Chan sweater, showing off his Lego:




Balldo?


 
Connectikhando has been sold again:
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(ETA) Meanwhile it was only worth about $60k when he filed begruptcy (Connectikhando value is on page 10, he might have been sloppy but there was no reason for him to lie - the mortgage was considered settled because he surrendered the property, no matter how underwater it was):
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$120k in appreciation, could have all been his if he weren't a retard with money.
But he told us he was sussessful!
 
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