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- 4 de Mayo, 2022
First, watch this:
OK, now that that's out of the way, we can chat. Let's talk about girl drinks (and I don't mean Gamersups Anime Titty Milk or whatever it's called....I guess unless you get that somewhere mixed with vodka or something).
Here's some odd stuff:
The Screwdriver - This is just vodka and orange juice. In some circles this is considered a girl drink, as it's got a fruit juice. Despite the fact that it was supposedly invented by blue-collar wagies who stirred it with a screwdriver (I don't care enough to research it, but it's probably not true, like how the Caesar Salad wasn't actually invented by Julius Caesar). When I started drinking, this was one of my go tos, and back then it wasn't really considered a girl drink, I mainly drank them to get my vitamin C. Girl drink? Also if you mix in some Galliano (an eye-talian anise flavored liqueur) you get a Harvey Wallbanger, which (again, in legend) was named after a surfer who would drink them and then stumble into walls.
Pina Colada - I drink these on vacation. It's probably my favorite drink, and it's also probably one of the worst things you can put in your body. I lived in Key West for a while, and there were like 30 frozen bars in a two block radius, but only like 3 of them made really good pina coladas. I tried many different times and recipes to make a good one at home, but adequate is about the best I can get. Not sure what the difference is. Probably corn syrup or something. Anyway, definitely a girl drink, but you can get away with it on vacation, or if you're going to an Ernest Hemmingway look-a-like contest.
White Russian - Now this is clearly in girl drink territory, but The Big Lebowski did everyone a favor, and allowed it to come back into good company. If I make it at home mix half Kahlua and half milk. And then do a shot of vodka if I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
Buttery Nipple - I only bring this up because if you're ever with a Chinese/Taiwanese chick, get her to drink one, and she will continue until she passes out. Seriously, (I know it's a small sample size but) like 9/10 times I've tried, it's happened.
Obviously, there's the Cosmo for basic bitch white chicks, and the Appletini for niggers, but both of those seem gross.
Then there's the Black Yukon Sucker Punch, and/or the Zambezi Milkshake - both of which I ask about whenever I'm talking to a bartender who's not busy, and not a single one has ever known what I'm talking about.
Anyway, I'm old now, and I like good beer much, much more than I ever liked mixed drinks, so it doesn't come up much.
Are you secure enough in your manhood to order an Amaretto Sour?
In these days of gender abominations is this even a thing?
Any good girl drink stories?
OK, now that that's out of the way, we can chat. Let's talk about girl drinks (and I don't mean Gamersups Anime Titty Milk or whatever it's called....I guess unless you get that somewhere mixed with vodka or something).
Here's some odd stuff:
The Screwdriver - This is just vodka and orange juice. In some circles this is considered a girl drink, as it's got a fruit juice. Despite the fact that it was supposedly invented by blue-collar wagies who stirred it with a screwdriver (I don't care enough to research it, but it's probably not true, like how the Caesar Salad wasn't actually invented by Julius Caesar). When I started drinking, this was one of my go tos, and back then it wasn't really considered a girl drink, I mainly drank them to get my vitamin C. Girl drink? Also if you mix in some Galliano (an eye-talian anise flavored liqueur) you get a Harvey Wallbanger, which (again, in legend) was named after a surfer who would drink them and then stumble into walls.
Pina Colada - I drink these on vacation. It's probably my favorite drink, and it's also probably one of the worst things you can put in your body. I lived in Key West for a while, and there were like 30 frozen bars in a two block radius, but only like 3 of them made really good pina coladas. I tried many different times and recipes to make a good one at home, but adequate is about the best I can get. Not sure what the difference is. Probably corn syrup or something. Anyway, definitely a girl drink, but you can get away with it on vacation, or if you're going to an Ernest Hemmingway look-a-like contest.
White Russian - Now this is clearly in girl drink territory, but The Big Lebowski did everyone a favor, and allowed it to come back into good company. If I make it at home mix half Kahlua and half milk. And then do a shot of vodka if I'm not getting drunk fast enough.
Buttery Nipple - I only bring this up because if you're ever with a Chinese/Taiwanese chick, get her to drink one, and she will continue until she passes out. Seriously, (I know it's a small sample size but) like 9/10 times I've tried, it's happened.
Obviously, there's the Cosmo for basic bitch white chicks, and the Appletini for niggers, but both of those seem gross.
Then there's the Black Yukon Sucker Punch, and/or the Zambezi Milkshake - both of which I ask about whenever I'm talking to a bartender who's not busy, and not a single one has ever known what I'm talking about.
Anyway, I'm old now, and I like good beer much, much more than I ever liked mixed drinks, so it doesn't come up much.
Are you secure enough in your manhood to order an Amaretto Sour?
In these days of gender abominations is this even a thing?
Any good girl drink stories?
