US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Members of the Trump Administration
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[Lip Glossary]

The genetically closest extant populations to New Testament-era Jews are Palestinian Christians and Samaritans. For reference:
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Do those look more like Southern Europeans or Arabs to you?

I don't know what you're trying to convey to me right now because the dudes in those pictures look like the fucking 9/11 hijackers to me.

Excuse you, we all know that Jesus was Chinese

Me Chinese
Me make joke,
Me turn water into wine.

 

[God of Nothing]

This is going to sound crazy but most white people don’t even have blond hair

that's a german feature

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

Weirdly enough I know this is going to sound crazy, but I had blonde hair till I was in kindy. I was about 5 or 6 when it turned brown.

Not weird at all, typically blonde hair darkens as you grow up. I think red hair can darken as well (speaking from personal experience).

I don't know what you're trying to convey to me right now because the dudes in those pictures look like the fucking 9/11 hijackers to me.

Half of them could pass for Italians and the other half look like Jerry Seinfeld. Palestinian guy literally has blue eyes ffs

 

[Lip Glossary]

Not weird at all, typically blonde hair darkens as you grow up. I think red hair can darken as well (speaking from personal experience).

I really did not know that. I thought that was some weird genetic thing that was in my family, because my mom was the same. Blonde until about 5 years old.

Half of them could pass for Italians and the other half look like Jerry Seinfeld. Palestinian guy literally has blue eyes ffs

Did you post the right pictures?
The kid in the first one looks like the retarded guy of the al-qaeda cell, and in the second picture that baby looks darker than the half niggers without a father I see fat white women pushing around in a shopping cart at walmart.
Maybe I'm just bad at telling races apart because people who are darker than me just look Arab in my opinion. I guess if people are between white white and Mexican brown my bogan brain automatically perceives that as "Arab".

 

[God of Nothing]

Not weird at all, typically blonde hair darkens as you grow up. I think red hair can darken as well (speaking from personal experience).

ah, soulless one
are you a daywalker or a potential troon?
apologies for your gingerness

I really did not know that. I thought that was some weird genetic thing that was in my family, because my mom was the same. Blonde until about 5 years old.

There are some middle-easterners with blonde hair too. It's really not an indicator of whiteness.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

I really did not know that. I thought that was some weird genetic thing that was in my family, because my mom was the same. Blonde until about 5 years old.

I apparently was born a redhead before it changed to dirty blond.

 

[Dread First]

I don't know what you're trying to convey to me right now because the dudes in those pictures look like the fucking 9/11 hijackers to me.

The second batch of pictures are of Samaritan Israelites. Furthest group from 9/11 hijackers possible.

TLDR: they split off either before or during the Second Temple period. They only uphold the first five books of the Old Testament (the Torah/Pentateuch), they uphold animal sacrifice on passover, the reason for the split was that they thought the Levites in the Second Temple in Jerusalem were errant and focused their worship on Mount Gerezim in modern Palestine, and they've caught no shortage of acrimony from Jews, later Christians, and Muslims over the centuries. Muslim powers often conflated Samaritan Israelites with Jews over the centuries. Once numerous, their numbers now dwindle down to <2000 living people split between Israel and the West Bank. They're not recognised as Jews by the Israeli government.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I apparently was born a redhead before it changed to dirty blond.

Now I've really never heard of that. Every person that I've met that was redhead stayed redhead their whole lives. That's actually pretty cool that it can turn.

 

[Polyboros2]

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That's chicken salad. He's eating a chicken Caesar with extra shit on it.

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They know that this is what the men of his area who were born at the time looked like.
So when Jesus comes back like that and you don't want to listen to him, don't come crying to me.

>> Oy vey, this is what the SCIENCE says people born in the area looked like 2000 years ago, your goyim false prophet was a dirty sand nigger.

Despite the fact that ancient accounts talk about native people in the Middle East looking radically different than the do in modern times, despite writings significanty closer to his birth than today describing him, I can give you incontroversal proof Jesus was a white man.

His Dad was God.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

are you a daywalker

Not anymore, I’m pretty much light brown now. Was strawberry blonde when I was a kid though (and if I’m at the beach long enough).

The second batch of pictures are of Samaritan Israelites. Furthest group from 9/11 hijackers possible.

TLDR: they split off either before or during the Second Temple period. They only uphold the first five books of the Old Testament (the Torah/Pentateuch), they uphold animal sacrifice on passover, the reason for the split was that they thought the Levites in the Second Temple in Jerusalem were errant and focused their worship on Mount Gerezim in modern Palestine, and they've caught no shortage of acrimony from Jews, later Christians, and Muslims over the centuries. Muslim powers often conflated Samaritan Israelites with Jews over the centuries. Once numerous, their numbers now dwindle down to <2000 living people split between Israel and the West Bank. They're not recognised as Jews by the Israeli government.

They also have their own ripoff temple at Mount Gerazim.

 

[Lip Glossary]

>> Oy vey, this is what the SCIENCE says people born in the area looked like 2000 years ago, your goyim false prophet was a dirty sand nigger.

Despite the fact that ancient accounts talk about native people in the Middle East looking radically different than the do in modern times, despite writings significanty closer to his birth than today describing him, I can give you incontroversal proof Jesus was a white man.

His Dad was God.

I hope he comes back as a nigger troon just to spite you specifically.

 

[Not Who You Think]

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They know that this is what the men of his area who were born at the time looked like.
So when Jesus comes back like that and you don't want to listen to him, don't come crying to me.

Whenever I see that image I'm reminded of this meme:



Crazy stuff.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I really did not know that. I thought that was some weird genetic thing that was in my family, because my mom was the same. Blonde until about 5 years old.

I have black hair and green eyes. My wife has dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

All three of our kids have different hair and eye colors. One of them is blond with blue eyes.

They teach you the 4 cell model punnet square in public school science class and tell you that’s how complicated eye color is. I asked grok how many cells a punnet square would REALLY have to have to account for the genes that contribute to eye color. This is the summary of the answer

 

[Lip Glossary]

Whenever I see that image I'm reminded of this meme:

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Crazy stuff.

Fucking protestants will go to any extreme to make Jesus a WASP.
I'll tell you what, you believe that Jesus could have been a member of the aryan brotherhood and I'm going to worship the guy who looks like Jim Caviezel, because I really don't think Jesus cares how we perceive him as long as we recognize that there is no way into the kingdom but through him and his glory.

 

[Hojicha]

Excuse you, we all know that Jesus was Chinese and that his middle name is Hong. His brother obviously fought against the Qing trying to establish the heavenly kingdom. This is stupidly recent history; how dare you insist on maintaining Levantine fictions.

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unironically Moonies

 

[JustSomeDong]

completely unrelated to the fact that he liked to beat the shit out of women on a regular.

I beg to disagree. There is a direct correlation between his mommy issues and his women beating.

Jew pussy: Baffling. Cunning. Powerful. Iykyk.

Truth.
Only ex I still think about was the feisty little fireheaded half-shebrew I dated in college. She got a scholarship, moved to Pennsylvania. We tried for a year to make it work...old story. I'll never drive to New England again, but she's only indirectly the reason for that.

Hadn't ever been, but their burgers are good and I'd have just settled for a bucket of their rolls to be honest.

One of the few things I miss, because I never eat out unless I'm doing a road trip. I did chain restaurant facilities maintenance for a few years. It...changes you.
You can buy some decent frozen yeast rolls, butter, and honey. I don't buy honey, myself. I got a guy.

Funny. I used to say "I got a guy" about drug hookups, now I say it about fresh food. Such is aging in the 21st century. And to be perfectly honest, he's also my eggs hookup. And to be extra superduper honest, he actually was my weed hookup before he was also my fresh eggs and honey hookup. I love hippy farmers. If you've ever met an old based hippy, you already know. They're generally not much like the dirty crunchy shitlib hippies.

 

[Dread First]

They also have their own ripoff temple at Mount Gerazim.

Not a Christian nor a Jew; not my place to say which temple's legit and which one's the knock-off. That said: the temple on Mount Gerezim was roughly contemporary with the Second Temple in Jerusalem itself. The split was over which spot was chosen by God: Mount Gerezim or Jerusalem. Bear in mind that biblical archaeology is outside my wheelhouse; I just enjoy reading up on the sources in ReligionForBreakfast and Let's Talk Religion videos.

Important to remember that the Babylonian Exile wasn't a complete and utter depopulation of Judea, nor was it a singular monumental deportation. Tons of people stayed upon accepting Neo-Babylonian rule, with everyone exiled to Bablyon was among the upper echelons of society: scribes, priests, military officials, people from royal families. The people who weren't deported or otherwise partook in the Babylonian Exile, at least according to secular scholarship, ultimately became the Samaritan Israelites. The people who were deported/exiled were the ones who'd become the Jews of the Exile and Second Temple periods.

After Cyrus the Great conquered Neo-Babylon and allowed the Jews to return to Judea from their exile, there was a huge problem: Levites returned to build a temple in Jerusalem, but people already adapted to using Mount Gerezim in the absence of the Levites. There were stark theological and cultural divides during the Exile period. Tons of Biblical works that wound up in the Old Testament/Tanakh were penned during the late exile and early Persian periods (I think? @Catch The Rainbow or @Maori Kiwifruit Growers, help a nigga out here por favor). This was, at least relative to what the Samaritans had, innovative.

I'm not well-equipped to thoroughly explain the differences between Samaritan Israelites and Jews, but both groups were evolving in parallel. The Babylonian Exile, I think, is the catalyst regardless. It just so happened that both groups adapted to the Exile in fundamentally different ways. Samaritan Israelites use Paleo-Hebrew characters, whereas Biblical Hebrew is typically written with characters originally used to write Imperial Aramaic. Is one more authentic than the other? I dunno.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Truth.
Only ex I still think about was the feisty little fireheaded half-shebrew I dated in college. She got a scholarship, moved to Pennsylvania. We tried for a year to make it work...old story. I'll never drive to New England again, but she's only indirectly the reason for that.

Yeah it fucking sucks to drive here, especially from the wrong side of New York

New England is one of the ends of the earth for all practical purposes (there’s nothing in Canada. Canada is profoundly empty).

When you get up into the woods and realize there’s nothing on the other side of them, they just keep going until they stop and then there’s ice..

The sense of desolation that thought gives me is the liminal space which exists in the core of my being

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

One of them is blond with blue eyes.

Don’t worry, the injun genes will kick in and he’ll look like Fuentes sooner or later.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

It's comedy night here at the ol' USPG2! Don't forget to tip your servers on the way out. And what about this band here? C'mon!

So I'm at work and this kid is asking about WW2 and he's a normie zoomer so he's getting weirded out about how I know all kinds of weird shit about the Nazis. I just told him I was up to date on my Hit-lore.