💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

No, because it would require the criminal justice system to believe it is reasonable that a midwestern, garden-variety liberal rube with authorial pretensions and more dinosaur toys than readers would attract the attention of Epstein, a notorious seeker of the rich, famous and influential.
How do you know he hasn't branched out from niggeroni production to coonjerky, Epstein was fiending for jerky like crack in those emails.
 
Meanwhile, the self-appointed “ringleader” of Pat’s opponents is taking pictures of his computer screen again like he’s Kevin Brennan (Dan’s e-daddy, a comic in his mid-60s who finds Dan beneath contempt and who Dan just can’t quit).

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What the hell is he talking about? They're not shielded against radiation. You just have significant protection against it. The +17C that can be found in those tubes will depend on where they are (larger ones could be -20C). There's also some issues with these. Any structure you put on the moon will have to be sealed. You also have to be more than a "few meters". Luckily they can be quite large before facing collapse.

Wrong again in every delusional detail. The Moon Tubes will be the only remaining safehaven from Trumpian death squads. Our transindian engineers will solve every possible technical challenge, including how to store and farm the Hexaphants. You placed this mining laser inside your mouth. Enjoy cryostasis.
 
I don't get how he goes from being miserable and drinking alone in the bar every night to absolute chad gremlin smiling over his motorcycle and making his haters MATI with that smug look

Nigga must be bipolar or a woman or some shit
 
Meanwhile, the self-appointed “ringleader” of Pat’s opponents is taking pictures of his computer screen again like he’s Kevin Brennan (Dan’s e-daddy, a comic in his mid-60s who finds Dan beneath contempt and who Dan just can’t quit).

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Does this mean that Dan is getting into the sektur, or is this Dabbleverse bullshit?
 
An undercover reporter was able to capture this genuine image of the inside of Rick's basement. So many innocent lives lost so he can continue his spicey sausage empire. Is one of those pepperoni piles Niki? Does he derive sexual pleasure from his pepperoni preparation methods? This are questions we may never know the answer to.

You're a sick man, Rick Tomlinson. A sick sick man (also fat).

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Piggsy says Enjoy Prison.
 
Fat Rick is so fat, when he wears yellow the kids think the school bus is here.
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Yo Piggy soooooooooooo- s-s-oooo FAAAAAHHHT!!! He isn’t the size of one Voyager 1… HE’S ALREADY THE SIZE OF JUPITEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!

(And the hability of Planet Pigmek is 20 tons of gassy elephant’s foot and 20 Chernobyls in one boar-sized planet. Damn.)
 
An undercover reporter was able to capture this genuine image of the inside of Rick's basement. So many innocent lives lost so he can continue his spicey sausage empire. Is one of those pepperoni piles Niki? Does he derive sexual pleasure from his pepperoni preparation methods? These are questions we may never know the answer to.

You're a sick man, Rick Tomlinson. A sick sick man (also fat).

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I said this a while back but it really does suck how the second Amnesia game was so mid, because it genuinely is the most hilariously prescient piece of media I have encountered for the Fatrick mythos, its story literally being a shitty father who creates a gigantic meat processing factory under his house that grinds kids from the slums into sausages and which is operated by half man/half pig monsters that share fatrick's "manpig" sobriquet
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This nigga is trying to create IRL Pitch Black.

(Great fuckin movie btw, watch it if you haven't. Also Pat is really fucking fat now, holy shit, nigger has 6 chins!)

why the fuck won't reply work? jannies!!!!
 
I get all my scientific knowledge from an unsuccessful author that spends multiple pages explaining pronouns in their shitty books and makes pepperoni from african americans


The undisputed highest authority in the land, nay, the world!

Why else would he have been asked to speak on obscure ancient aliens style shows around a decade ago?

But in seriousness, that’s what I think the worst thing about him styling himself as a serious military sci-fi writer.

It’s been dissected before, the fact that most of the absolute best science fiction and fantasy writers have had careers and backgrounds in serious fields prior to or concurrently writing their works.

Tolkien was a linguist of unparalleled talent, Asimov was a biochemist.
Frank Herbert never graduated college, but unlike piggy, he had a career as a journalist and was a talented writer.

Terry Pratchett, whom I think Patrick kind of wants to be, was a press officer for nuclear power stations.
Finally, Douglas Adams, who Fatrick really wants to be was a radio producer which led to Hitchhikers Guide being a radio play before a novel.
Plus Adams was a “real life tough guy”, being 6’5 and having worked as a bodyguard for a wealthy Arab family.

Patrick is this funny kind of sounding articulate when he is not oinking out and doesn’t immediately seem like a low brainpower fool.
But once pressed it becomes clear how little he really knows about anything.

The thing I am curious about regarding him is is he oinking out because he is frustrated that he once was on a fairly respectable path to being successful, with his stand up, novels, regular panel discussions and at least getting spots on tv shows, but now is a loser fat man reduced to renting out his house as a bnb?

Or does he still think he is successful and that these stalker children harass him out of jealousy?

In either case he seems to have stopped other projects, like Torque Wheeler and hasn’t brought up tiny Tim in space for a while.

He can’t be putting loads of time now into his lawsuit against the MPD.
As far as I understand it, papers have been submitted and so it’s in the court system until there is a verdict. It doesn’t require input from him right now.
 
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