DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

Uhh it's because Cammy is completely broken S tier and you can win any match just by mashing jab in lag

I love you, my PERFECT S-tier Goddess

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

But what if both players mash jab in lag to get a guaranteed victory? Would we end up in some sort of causality loop?

 

[Love Is Blue]

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I love you, my PERFECT S-tier Goddess

thank God I'm not a machoor adult with a wife and a catson, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see Cammy

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

For today's pahdcast cold open, he:

-Teases a segment slandering LTG with conspiracy theory ranting about him abusing bots
-Also chill vibes

Schizophrenic.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

thank God I'm not a machoor adult with a wife and a catson, otherwise I wouldn't be able to see Cammy

> me when I can't see Cammy because my mo--wife and catson keep me down.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

https://x.com/i/status/2024083626548166661

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What a miserable piece of shit.

 

[Saylos]

conspiracy chill.mov

For today's pahdcast cold open, he:

-Teases a segment slandering LTG with conspiracy theory ranting about him abusing bots
-Also chill vibes

Schizophrenic.

His obsession with LTG kind of explains why he's always going "That's icky" when he sees a sexy lady.

 

[johnkimble123]

I was close instead we got "everything between 2008-2016 was a character" during the virtual boy stream

Honestly Phil if that version of you was fake, please go back to being fake because you were a lot more entertaining.

Funniest thing about this cope was that he said he was catering to teenagers, and that's ironically the time he met Leanna. He's called MrBeast a groomer for less.

 

[Comma]

Right off the bat, the pre-stream has been turned into an emergency shareholder's business meeting:

EDIT:

He's absolutely livid about being on r/LivestreamFail again (Virtual Boy review), almost frothing at the mouth, while simultaneously claiming he doesn't care about it. Make it make sense.

He has been guilt-tripping about not receiving enough money and raging about detractors for 30 minutes straight now.

 

[Free Jasper]

Guys, you’ll never guess what? It’s the games fault he hasn’t been getting your money recently.

Nothing he could do!

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

conspiracy chill.mov

For today's pahdcast cold open, he:

-Teases a segment slandering LTG with conspiracy theory ranting about him abusing bots
-Also chill vibes

Schizophrenic.

His crooked mushmouth going wild at the end there

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

I really, truly cannot understand why he is so mad at Nioh 3.

Not everyone in the world is playing it 24/7 and almost 2 weeks later no one is talking about it 24/7 so it's a failure.
Was Nioh ever like a GIANT series? I'm looking up the steam charts which are obviously not super accurate. But there's more concurrent people playing Nioh 3 right now than have ever played Nioh 1, and the peak 24 hours beats out the highest Nioh 2.

Why is everything he says absolutely, always wrong? (rhetorical question)

also petty screengrab:

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

https://x.com/i/status/2024083626548166661

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With the way he looks in this clip, I was half expecting him to fall asleep or pass out.

 

[Fridge Raider]

He hasn't changed, he's still here. Do you like him? How is he repressing reality this hard. We all know the whales prop up Kick. It's like 2 guys, one of which is ICS. Phil surely knows this too. He hasn't had organic Kick support since... Kino? Delusional.

 

[thebigdream]

Hahahahahaha he's already coping about his Virtual Boy segment going viral

 

[Free Jasper]

DSP has a judgement on the ‘DSP V Reddit feud’.
And guess what?

DSP has decided HE IS THE WINNER!! …. because…… redditors have 9 to 5 jobs….

(He legit doesn’t care about his actual fans at all, does he? He’s just called Jaxx Raxxnor, Slayer, et al losers for having a job).

 

[GodModule]

He just claimed he's no longer a joke, and is now a legitimate game journalist who's exposing Nintendo for selling an overpriced piece of plastic

 

[Julia Chang]

Phil mocking the Virtual Boy bad is like what, 30 years late now?
What a wacky hot take that a gimmick rerelease of a famously bad and unsuccessful console would be a waste of money.

 

[thebigdream]

This is insane, he's lost his goddamn mind. The crying about his detractors working 9-5 flipping burgers needs to be put to the Baby Phil voice, it's so juvenile. So...they make meaningful contributions to society while you pretend to still be a child in your 40s? That's a win?

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

People laughed at you for being your usual retard clown self, what's new phil