💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

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Jose Beaner Luna dijo:
Now blueskiers have the same issue redditors do (because they are libtards) that they are such hecking good persons they cannot make fun of anything without having to always moralgrandstand and try to come up on top as the hero so they invent an allegation like "Will Stancil is a Nazi" or "Will Stancil is a rapist" to give themselves carte blanche to be as cruel and vicious as possible, their goal is not make ligthhearted humor at the expense of the man that never backs down and so gives funny reactions, their goal is to torture him to feel good about themselves and since he was labeled as a hecking bad person torturing him is guilt free.
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They literally can't grasp that we sympathize with this guy because we can respect someone's ideological integrity even while disagreeing with him, and assume this must mean he's a Nazi or fascist or whatever made up shit they claim even though he's a milquetoast centrist. He's not a Communist, though, so he's a Nazi, and needs to be physically assaulted. That is how insane these nutjobs are.
 
Stancil remains clueless about how normal people budget.
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Tactical Wizard dijo:
MovieBob is the Wyrmtongue to Stancil's Theoden as it were.
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movieblob is some cave troll at best
stancil himself is wormtongue
stancil getting beat up by antifa was his equivalent to that moment in two towers where wormtongue watches saruman send the uruk-hai to annihilate rohan, and sheds a tear in horror as he finally realizes what terrors he helped unleash against his own people

 
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Dear God... I had to scroll through so much autism. So much arguing with Bluesky communists about the "vibecession", the price of eggs, how poor Americans aren't actually poor, etc, etc... 99% of it isn't worth screenshotting, though; it was (mostly) mind-numbingly boring. But here are a few funny snippets:
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"zero social awareness" :lol:
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I don't even understand what he's talking about here, but for some reason this is giving me strong "Chris Chan, but higher IQ" vibes. :story:
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Part of the sperging about egg prices involved a lolcow crossover with Katelyn Burns, who ended up blocking Mr. Stancil.
(Since Stancil got blocked, Bluesky broke the thread layout, so I can't provide the whole conversation.)
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Attached images:
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Another cow crossover, this time with Contrapoints:
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"If you [Will Stancil] are not being paid by Zionist billionaires to downplay and faux-complicate Epstein’s Zionism and rampant child abuse by attempting to cry bully about antisemitism, you should be." :story:
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Kicking the Covid Doom cult hornet's nest. (This reminds me that I need to catch up on Taylor Lorenz's thread... :lol:)
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Will Stancil gives his thoughts on his haters. He feels bad for them because they're "suffering", "lonely and scared". They "need something in their lives" and are filling that hole by forming a community of Stancil reply-guys and obsessing over him. :lol:
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Our boy is feeling down in the dumps. :(
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Mr. Stancil criticizes the whole political spectrum, but the Left in particular are "cultlike" and "act like lunatics".
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Deep thunks on politics, violent ideology, and the Internet:
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STOP LYING, BLUESKY COMMIES!
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🚨 It's finally happening! The mask is slipping! (🌈)
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Bluesky is an absolute loony bin, worse than Twitter! It makes Mr. Stancil want to walk in front of a truck. It's like staring into hell! He's considering deleting his account.
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Will Stancil goes hard in the paint. LARPers need to stop pretending.
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Only Stancil can see through the Veil of Lies
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Mr. Stancil cried in his Honda Fit for 20 minutes after getting kicked from the anti-ICE group chat.
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Lol:
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Waffles.
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VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO, but unironically.
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Think of the heckin' trans people!
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Fantastic harvest.
Mogged by Borysenko - and she's actually right for once. The working poor do not spend $200 per grocery shop without a thought. Check your privilege Will! He's thinking of thicc welfare queens on SNAP. They don't budget because we pay their bills and there will always be free money again next month.
Pnictogen is a furry Lou Gags orbiter pretending to have multiple personality disorder. His main personality (Chiara) hasn't gotten involved with Will yet. If he can draw Gags into this the milk will be incredible.
 
Tagging @Temperance because It's mostly screenshots and I'm not going to quote all of that shit.

Why the fuck are we still arguing about the price of eggs in 2026. A carton of a dozen eggs costs me, personally, a few dollars... in 2026. At the end of 2024, there was a price shock for eggs that caused by Avian Flu. Huge numbers of chickens had to be euthanized to keep it from spreading and this would have happened regardless of who was in the White House at the time. There was a supply bottleneck that lead to noticeably elevated prices. A year ago, the democrats seized on this and kept going on about the price of eggs for a few months. The Republicans would have done the same shit, had the roles been reversed.

But the thing about chickens is that age to maturity very quickly. So if you put effort into rebuilding your stocks of laying hens you can recover from it and the American dairy industry did and prices came back back down because eggs are a highly elastic good. So why the fuck are these retards still talking about eggs as if their firmware hadn't already been updated?
 
Mr. Stancil is on another manic posting spree, arguing nonstop with Bluesky users about how they need to Vote Blue No Matter Who.

"the Bluesky Elite" 🤣
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He's been slapfighting with people literally all day, but I don't want to make another monster-sized post, so here's just a small sample:
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Mr. Stancil even started interrogating an elected official from Minneapolis:
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Someone asks a pertinent question (:lol:):
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Stancil misses that people generally don't care about the actual definition of inflation where it's a yearly increase and resets each year. They care that we had near 10% inflation for two years straight with stagnant wages and that prices are never coming back down. Smugposting at your allies about how overpaying 21% for groceries instead of 23% means inflation is down is not the winning move but it's why everyone loves Will Stancil.

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General Emílio Médici dijo:
What the fuck "crisis" is going on exactly? Why is no one going to school? It's the middle of the school year.
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According to Mr. Stancil, school attendance in Minneapolis has been down 50% ever since ICE came to town. All the illegal immigrant families are refusing to send their kids to school in fear of them being snatched up.
(This is not a joke. He actually believes this.)
 
Temperance dijo:
According to Mr. Stancil, school attendance in Minneapolis has been down 50% ever since ICE came to town. All the illegal immigrant families are refusing to send their kids to school in fear of them being snatched up.
(This is not a joke. He actually believes this.)
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This is the same doomer bullshit he calls out the left about. No, egg prices aren't driving the poor to starve, but neither is the ICE gestapo shutting down society. Thankfully he fails to see it in himself, that would ruin the fun.
 
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