DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fridge Raider]

niggerP(cause he's Darksyde)

He also thinks like a nigger. Always in the moment, no thought of the future. The nigger does not think of consequences, I think it’s tied to a low IQ or underdeveloped PFC.

Wow we are getting a meaningful and robust Virtual Boy unboxing today on the morning show

He’s one of the first people in the world to unbox it! Day 1 views! He paid for express shipping!

Oh shoot…

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

He just found out it doesn't have HDMI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edit:

 

[Telemeter]

Watch this clip from three days ago (February 13th), where DSP staunchly denies that he was singing "it comes in denim":

The banana song. Here is the true answer.

It does sound like "denim", but it is not precisely what Phil "said". Everyone knows Phil's favorite filler word is "um", if you don't you are a low IQ tourist. Phil's mouth just ran too fast for his brain, as it always does, while he was singing.

What Phil sang was the following:

"Squeeze the peel it come in then <buffering> um </buffering> *squeeze noises* ACK ACK ACK Squeeze banana!"

It's why what followed after the "um" was noises, its all his brain could come up with in such a short time.

This is correct.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

He just found out it doesn't have HDMI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

$100 well spent! I think we'll get more than $100 worth of entertainment from this stream alone.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"It's all fake!" DSP is so fucking retarded

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Great posture, king.

E:

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

A great example of how quick he is to talk out of his ass without even a quick easy verification first:

 

[Pargon]

Babyman gets his new toy, the world is bright and shining:

Look how happy this faggot is to show off his new toy.
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If you watch the video he's actually fighting back his smirk.

Spoiler: Video

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Babyman disappointed his happybox doesn’t give the happy the way he wants, Babyman is reminded of the cold futility of the universe and his own mortality:

He just found out it doesn't have HDMI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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[A Piece of Coal]

But he can never leave the snort fort

Oh no, that would mean he can’t leave the house *checks notes* 5 times over the next year.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He just found out it doesn't have HDMI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Of course he complains like everyone is a streamer and needs to be able to capture games on their plastic stuff

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You all hyperfocusing way to much on that it comes in denim part of the song, he says "squeeze the peel and then I'm" but his drunken mush mouth makes it sound like denim, he's doing that old meme of the two pictures of the guy going "first I was like this" and "then I'm like" so the whole squeeze it and then I'm is referring to jizzing cause we know Piggys sense of humor stop expanding past the late 90's early 2000's gross out humor of your American Pies and Van Wilders.

 

[AssWeCan]

Of course this retard is one of the mongoloids that bought this piece of shit...how surprising !

 

[Optimus Crime]

Of course this retard is one of the mongoloids that bought this piece of shit...how surprising !

He needs the new wolverin-i mean virtual boy! He really really does.

 

[Mastr Blstr]

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Of course this retard is one of the mongoloids that bought this piece of shit...how surprising !

Maxim of Phil #805: Phil is always one gimmick or viral moment away from "getting that groove back" and being white hot popular

 

[shekelshoah666]

Gameplay starts and... all he is talking about is how he is not begging and how da trolls are mad about it. He really loves DQ7!

 

[Fridge Raider]

Ease up on the turkey burgers, King, looks like you’re smuggling a couple under your shirt!

 

[GodModule]

How retarded do you have to be to buy something that's notorious for being a piece of shit in the first place, and still be surprised it's a piece of shit

 

[Comma]

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A great example of how quick he is to talk out of his ass without even a quick easy verification first:

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DSP's personality summarized in two seconds:

EDIT: that last frame...



The sheer disbelief in his eyes when reality hits him and it turns out he's... WRONG.

Absolute mental patient, this man.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

The banana song. Here is the true answer.

It does sound like "denim", but it is not precisely what Phil "said". Everyone knows Phil's favorite filler word is "um", if you don't you are a low IQ tourist. Phil's mouth just ran too fast for his brain, as it always does, while he was singing.

What Phil sang was the following:

"Squeeze the peel it come in then <buffering> um </buffering> *squeeze noises* ACK ACK ACK Squeeze banana!"

It's why what followed after the "um" was noises, its all his brain could come up with in such a short time.

This is correct.

ACKtually, I believe the full robust song goes like thus:

I need banana
Tasty banana
Put banana in my mouth
Squeeze the peel
I'm a faggot.
ACK ACK ACK
Squeeze Banana