DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[InspiredReviewBrah]

Catching up on the thread. I couldn't believe that was actually real, I thought meerkat pulled some elaborate AI shit.

Idk the incident might be less embarrassing than this... everyone rubs one out, but this pathetic drunk coping with the fat guy that doesn't want to be your friend is just cringe.

He said that she was sleeping next to him with some noise cancelling things, but when she goes to scold him her voice travels too much for someone that's "sleeping next to you"

DSP is TERRIFIED of his wife, that bitch ain't ever leaving that house. Does anyone remember the Dentdoko streams and how he doesn't even touch her like a normal husband would? He did some faggy fairy dusting thing to not trigger her wrath. In the beginning he wanted to flex his "super model" wife and ended up being a prisoner in his own house.

Divorce coin has no legs unless its DSP divorcing her, she is more likely to die of diabetus than divorcing DSP. She has the body of a potato, the brains of a potato and loves eating potatoes.... she's a potato.

"The Incident" (tm) isn't even in the top 10 when it comes to the most embarrassing shit to happen to DSP in the last decade. I feel like it might be closer to like top 20 at best.

 

[Ygolonac]

DSP is TERRIFIED of his wife

Phil does have a very weird approach when he's with Kat, like he's always walking on eggshells. He has never felt comfortable with her like he did when he was with Leanna. It's like he's always reassuring here that everything is calm and okay; to the point it sounds like he's patronizing her.
It would not surprise me if Khet has serious mental health / personality disorders ( depression, self harm, eating disorders, rage could be anything ) that Phil understandably does not want to trigger.

 

[Zyklon C]

Between this and whooping Boogie's ass at that youtuber boxing event years ago, Wings has a funny habit of looking better over the years just by worse lolcows trying to fuck with him.

It's a Wings-sized if, but if Wings is actually as fiscally responsible as he stated during the call -- a solid emergency fund, retirement investments, saved a large amount of the lolcow money and actually fucking budgeting projected income each month -- Phail must have been stewing.

Faggot is playing like he's Wings' superior, meanwhile Conway's most famous vacuum salesman could be giving lessons on streamer finances to his peers. Phail has a large monitor though.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

It's funny how he sounds more coherent and makes at least a attempt to make some sense when he is drunk than sober.

 

[Goonsmoker]

Phil's not only immortal; he's enlightened! A truly profound arc awaits

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

It's funny how he sounds more coherent and makes at least a attempt to make some sense when he is drunk than sober.

He must be trying to act "professional" when he's talking to a guest or his audience on stream. Which is weird because he ends up melting down anyway and tells people to eat his shit or how retarded they are.

He should really try to emulate "drunk Phil" more, he actually sounds somewhat human. The again maybe it's just wings cutting him off and giving him some direction.

 

[morel style individual]

I also find it incredibly funny his cope is "I didn't say 'denim', I mispronounced 'banana' you idiots how could you not know?" Harping on how if you listen to him admittedly mispronounce the word then surely you can tell that he meant to say "banana". It's pretty funny.

Ok so the lyrics are "Squeeze the peel, it comes in banana"? That makes way more sense then, I admit it. Sorry Phil.

For other former divorce coin holders that are as distraught as I am, I invite you to participate in a communal cope session with me. I'm gonna list off a few moments from the past six months that convinced me Kat was gone:

"A detractor broke into the house, stole the mac 'n' cheese, and ran away with doody stains coming down their pants."

• Implication: Phil left the food on the stove too long while streaming and ruined it.
• Reality: Kat is unable to successfully cook mac 'n' cheese.

"Ok guys, I'm gonna have to go tell my wife to cook dinner. This sucks."
Leaves microphone on. Gets up and stands just out of frame for about 90 seconds. Returns to stream. Does not mention this interaction again.

• Implication: Phil is pretending to leave the stream to talk to his wife, who is no longer in the condo with him.
• Reality: Phil is pretending to leave the stream to talk to his wife, who is fat.

"Oh guys, you know what? This is the wrong sandwich. I totally grabbed the wrong sandwich. This one is my wife's. I'm gonna go downstairs and get it."
Leaves. Comes back 3 minutes later with an untouched Jimmy John's sub, still in wrapper. As Tevin would say, "I need to know what, at this exact moment in time, Kat is doing downstairs with the other sandwich."

• Implication: Phil ordered two sandwiches, brought the wrong one upstairs, and pretended it was Kat's once he realized his mistake.
• Reality: Kat's sandwich was downstairs on the dinner table and she sat there motionlessly, staring at it, waiting for instructions.

 

[Guacamole Nigga Penis]

DSP is TERRIFIED of his wife,

He's married to Gilgamesh the Destroyer of course he's terrified of his 500 ton wife

 

[W@rui]

More slop

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I never understood the denim nonsense. it sounded more like he was gonna say "cums in the" then realized how fucking gay it was, said "no, no" then tried to distract from it by seal clapping and saying "squeeze banana" again.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

He said that she was sleeping next to him with some noise cancelling things, but when she goes to scold him her voice travels too much for someone that's "sleeping next to you"

To be fair you could right next to Kat's fat ass and her voice would still sound miles away.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Leaves microphone on. Gets up and stands just out of frame for about 90 seconds. Returns to stream. Does not mention this interaction again.

I forgot about that! Yes, shit like that! Also, when he was still showing the bags for Tries It, after the week off all the bags were sealed. He used to open them to get Khet's shit, then they started coming up still sealed. Then I assume Phil saw that we saw and he started opening them all again. Idk, it makes sense she's still there I just don't get how anyone can be around that faggot. His own parents don't wanna be around him.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Phil does have a very weird approach when he's with Kat, like he's always walking on eggshells. He has never felt comfortable with her like he did when he was with Leanna. It's like he's always reassuring here that everything is calm and okay; to the point it sounds like he's patronizing her.
It would not surprise me if Khet has serious mental health / personality disorders ( depression, self harm, eating disorders, rage could be anything ) that Phil understandably does not want to trigger.

She's a cheating hoe (rip subaruman)
She definitely is mental and I have a phailing that dsp is well aware of that fact, hence another reason for him to beg as much as he does. He makes a shitton more than white-trash subaruman and they both know it.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil does have a very weird approach when he's with Kat, like he's always walking on eggshells. He has never felt comfortable with her like he did when he was with Leanna. It's like he's always reassuring here that everything is calm and okay; to the point it sounds like he's patronizing her.
It would not surprise me if Khet has serious mental health / personality disorders ( depression, self harm, eating disorders, rage could be anything ) that Phil understandably does not want to trigger.

And this is why you don't wife up randoms from the internet and move them in after a handful of meetings. Leanna didn't get moved in for 3 years... Kat was moved in & married in about 2. Shit comes out when you're around a person night & day vs random visits.

With that being said, the 2 least ambitious people in Renton deserve each other. Bowlth of them couldn't even get a secretary job let alone anything in an office at this point. Real life loser shit, as Phil would say.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Im just glad that DarkSydePhil believe he has someone he can confide his woes to.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Blanka tonight?

Easily his most annoying SF6 character to watch in my opinion. Just pure gimmick pattern play, and more throws than you ever thought was humanly possible, all while bitching about others doing the pattern play.

 

[neger psykolog]

More slop

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Is that ppp or josh behind him?

 

[Iron Hamster]

never ever beating the drunk faggot allegations

Anyone uncover his Grindr?

Ok, I get that. But I need you to understand when I say ‘happy’ I don’t mean ‘happy and poor

Tell me you're a confirmed absolute piece of shit without telling me directly.

DSP wants to be perceived as the guy that "saved" someone or "made a difference" in someone's life,

But we've known this with his ridiculous 'meaningful' and 'leave a legacy behind' horseshit.

tears Phil a new vagina

Just what he needs.......yet another place to collect sand.

You don’t think someone has a handful of free hours a day for a few weeks and an AI video generation subscription to make their 3D anime porn already anyway?

Is that you Phail?

When he was having his spat with LTG (Dale Wilson,) Dale speculated that Phil was gay or lonely because he was texting men late at night. I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.

I can not wait until LG's next verbal smackdown of Phail.

"If you're going to do these conversations will you please let me know?"

This is kind of an odd thing to say, I'm not sure what to make of it. If she was laying down next to him, wouldn't the part of her hearing and seeing him on the phone a foot away from her "let her know" he was doing one of those conversations?

Maybe I'm over thinking this line but if phil "let her know" beforehand, how exactly would it change the situation at all?

"Khet.................I'm calling and berating another fat person OK. Just thought I'd let you know. You know....................because you're fat too"

 

[PenskeMaterial]

One of the funniest moments of the call was when he brought up his last CoD stream from a week ago to talk about his 'high K/D'.

He's seriously still thinking about that even though it's not his K/D but rather Eliminations/Deaths which also include assists and his voice was so funny, he sounded like he was about to cry.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Looking spectacular, your highness