🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[baws man jack]

Clip of the "phishing event"

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

he appears to be talking to somebody called "Neil" who is informing him that it was a "phishing link"
he wanted this Neil to call him, this might be a gayop

 

[Kiwilurker13]

He is on the phone Dont Relapse Boss.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

He is on the phone Dont Relapse Boss.

Two phonecalls in one short stream. What is Mr. Christmas whispering in his ear?

 

[AnOminous]

My zero to hero journey on stake.us is going rather slowly. Okay I had a couple sessions where I donked it all off. But here is where it stands.

My rules are fairly simple, cash in the daily dollar whenever I feel like it, then play at least $2 worth of absolute retard trash like Plinko and slots. Sometimes more. And poker if I see an actual opportunity. I've donked it all off a couple of times but considering the final rule is I never deposit, so far, it's reasonable advantage play considering I mainly play a minute or two a day.

My expected value per hour is less than minimum wage, at least unless my zero to hero strategy actually gets me into real money, which is unlikely. At this time, I'm mainly just dropping 200 penny bets a day or betting two bucks at a time on a hand of blackjack.

Today I just did 200 penny bets on autoplay on slots to have something to watch.

Bonus whoring used to be a lot more profitable.

 

[NoraAI]

Clip of the "phishing event"
phished.mp4

Fishing stream delivered.

Promises made. Promises kept.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

My zero to hero journey on stake.us is going rather slowly.

Spoiler: Real and Raw

Gambling is fun. Austin is sponsored by casinos specifically because he implants the thought “I can and will win”. Austin always wins because winning is inevitable. Everyone can gamble better or smarter than Austin. You can gamble better than Austin. Coinflip has 49% odds, which is as good or better than all casino games, including ‘smarter’ games like Blackjack. Games of chance have strategy. Even after big wins, he is up overall. The time it takes him to get “lucky breaks” is constant forever. If he had spent the time he spent gambling at a job, he would be down more than his biggest win streak. All gamblers win. There is a correct way to play. If you have an addictive personality, read this thread. Get it twisted.

 

[Puerto Rican Whore]

Why didnt Rat Dad paint his room while he was away? The holes have been patched for ages now, his parents just sit back and laugh at him.

 

[baws man jack]

A mere 9 hours before court Bossman and RAT dad have a domestic screaming match at midnight BMT. Rat dad screams at him to GET OUT.

rat dad is a bully

RAT dad bangs on the door because bossman is celebrating his wins

 

[ILostItAllDude]

Bossman and Ratdad are currently yelling at each other and ratdad is screaming GET OUT.

will update with clips when its over

Bossman looked genuinely shook when he came back lol

Noah rigging the Shuffle games really set Austin off

 

[gagabobo1997]

>boss leaves room after losing a juice
>audible fight with ratdad
>mid fight, noah sets balance to 100k and then back to 0
>boss comes back, gets an 888 juicer, loses it all immediately, rage quits

pure kino. the clip needs to be featured

 

[Hennimore]

Already this much content and the CRACKAROOSKI hasn't even gotten crispy yet. God I hope our boy stays home tomorrow cause this season is going to be pure KINO.

 

[draggs]

fucking ratdad couldn't last two days before he relapses and goes back to his addiction of hassling bossman

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Scotty just bashed on his door again, yelling "WE HAVE NEIGHBOURS!!!!!!!!"
Scotty is straight tormenting our boy tonight LFG
(he is continuing to scream)

 

[W00K #17]

Haven't caught a bossman stream in a while but saw he was live a bit ago. My boy just lost it all again

 

[Dick Pooman]

The world is so fuckin rigged dude

 

[drachenbarde]

Ratdad needs another ass whooping

 

[JamesCc72]

Ratdad is lucky boss man didn’t have a crack buff or he’d be out cold

 

[Goofy Logic]

It sounds like RatDad has reached his limit, and wants to show bossman that He Is The Giant Rat That Makes All Of Da Roolz!

 

[Sugriva]

Ratdad is currently experiencing a mental breakdown from being in the same house as a REAL MAN. He doesn't know how to handle it after he had a very brief stint of being the alpha while Austin was away. Please, cut him some slack.