DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I hope we get full mask-off gravedancing today over 2XKO (fronted by one half of the evil Cannon brothers).

You're getting what you wanted! He already did some gravedancing on the night stream pre-stream last night, and today he's doing a full segment about it.

His grudge against the Cannons is hilarious. You'd think one or both of them killed one of his family members or stole his lover from him. All they did was ban him from a fighting game forum and he's got this eternal axe to grind.

Look how fucking smug he is:

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Phil could move to Maine or North Dakota for cheaper COL but they have hot summers as well as cold, cold winters. You just know he’d be shivering for 6 months of the year and bitching that it’s 110 degrees in the studio the other 6 months in those places.

Man if only he could like...live in a building that has climate control or something. Something that millions upon millions of people, even those in the ghetto, have.

Nah. Too hard. Nothing he could do.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Man if only he could like...live in a building that has climate control or something. Something that millions upon millions of people, even those in the ghetto, have.

Nah. Too hard. Nothing he could do.

And give the one thing that links him to the leftists which is perceived victimhood? Never.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

At one stage he wants money TODAY if you like any of the other games he’s playing!

That was a wild begging rant he did. Of course, if you think Phil is going to remember what game that money is going for 2 days later, let alone 1 minute after, you're a dent.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

To be completely fair, most of those are likely socks. However there were names/messages in the ban logs that didn't seem like detractor names and/or had messages that seemed like they could have been people stopping in and offering fair critique.

Nobody unironically gives fair critique to Phil in his face unless they are under 13 and have no idea what's actually going on. Those are likely just more trolls like when you give constructive criticism to degenerate furries in Deviantart 20 years ago. You don't give constructive criticism to DeviantART degenerates to see them improve, you do it on purpose to bait them.

 

[Fridge Raider]

Look at this shit-eating grin crapping on a dude that "wronged" him 20 years ago. Even if Tom is at fault, his attempt at making this game alone is more than Phil has done his entire life. Not even mentioning their many, MANY other contributions to the FGC. He's such a faggot man, it is an absolute miracle he never got his shit kicked in. Can't imagine why no one wants to watch this chill, positive streamer as he gravedances on someone over a petty slight 20 years ago!

"If you best day is someone else's worst day, you're a terrible person." -Phail Burnell, the man who only smiles when he's shitting on other people

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

 

[Fridge Raider]

Intro? Nah, too much work. If you wanna make one for me though I'll take it for free without crediting you!

Bonus: Fifteen seconds of dead air! What a fun stream!

 

[Windy Moors]

Won't be long till he's screeching this at his dents:

Was going to use the Bob Geldof, Live Aid audio saying the same thing, but the little girl voice works better for Phil.

 

[Optimus Crime]

The way he says "money" is the only enjoyable part of his personality and for all the wrong reasons. It's so childish, so tactless, so pathetic; it just works. I really wish meatcanyon would make a video about "The Guy"

Anyway, he clearly never got his shit pushed in ever in his life so I must say;
Jaha, it time, finish the job. The whole world will really really joy it.

 

[INirvana]

The way he says "money" is the only enjoyable part of his personality and for all the wrong reasons. It's so childish, so tactless, so pathetic; it just works. I really wish meatcanyon would make a video about "The Guy"

Anyway, he clearly never got his shit pushed in ever in his life so I must say;
Jaha, it time, finish the job. The whole world will really really joy it.

Holy shit a meat canyon video would be insane lmao

It's just a perfect video idea for them.

 

[lupinthethird]

Watching ALT restream today's prestream and DSP seriously mentioned buying ANOTHER PC. For those asking what he'd do once he refinanced his house, there's your answer, more inpulsive purchases.
He also mentioned getting ANOTHER desk and chair (he seriously got his current chair and desk not even 2 months ago)

Bonus: the current top sub and 'top kicks' are both a user by the name of 'TRANSGENDERASIAN", incredible.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Watching ALT restream today's prestream and DSP seriously mentioned buying ANOTHER PC. For those asking what he'd do once he refinanced his house, there's your answer, more inpulsive purchases.
He also mentioned getting ANOTHER desk and chair (he seriously got his current chair and desk not even 2 months ago)

Bonus: the current top sub and 'top kicks' are both a user by the name of 'TRANSGENDERASIAN", incredible.
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Just to clarify, he was talking about buying those things in response to a question about what he would do if he received 100,000 dollars specifically to upgrade his business. Which yes, probably leans right into what he would spend the money on if he refinanced his house, too.

Areally fucking lame answer anyway. 100,000 dollars to improve his streams and all he could think of was moving some things around (???) and upgrading everything he already upgraded in the last year.

Picture unrelated.

 

[OliverKlozoff]

The whole Nioh 3 situation is dented. The free demo took me 7 hours to complete, and I did everything it had to offer.

He doesn't have to pay for it, most likely won't even finish it before the wage quit, rake in a couple of bucks from his wheelchairs, create some goodwill with them by playing it. And if it doesn't do well he'll get to say a nice "I told you so". He'll get either his money or narcist dopamine hit.

 

[UsedUp]

DSPs business model would facetiously be akin to paying for a concert ticket, paying to get into the establishment, pay to stand or sit down,, pay to even watch, pay the band to play their songs then pay them to leave. Oh and these are separate transactions along the way, not included in the ticket price.

 

[shekelshoah666]

The whole Nioh 3 situation is dented. The free demo took me 7 hours to complete, and I did everything it had to offer.

He doesn't have to pay for it, most likely won't even finish it before the wage quit, rake in a couple of bucks from his wheelchairs, create some goodwill with them by playing it. And if it doesn't do well he'll get to say a nice "I told you so". He'll get either his money or narcist dopamine hit.

Best part of the whole situation is that he went with DQ7 over Nioh 3 which also has a demo but refused to just download the demo and decided to pay full price when he knew it wasn't going to hit the goals.

Every choice he makes is the wrong one.

 

[Onkenataor]

As retarded as it was, he had something with Stellar Blade because it proved dents were willing to pay up for a game they wanted. It's astounding how he can stare a gift Kat horse in the mouth and think it was an ass.

His gayness somehow overcame his greed for money. Its even more funny him being contrarian when game is pretty positively received.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Right now I can think of approximately 5 cheapo games/demos that just came out which could be an easy stream, but Dave would never do any of them because they either won't hit $150 and/or he's too lazy/retarded to actually look up those games. Does he even know that Capcom's putting out Pragmata in April, let alone that a demo exists for instance? He's been on a supreme begging spree like a crackhead for Dragon Quest VII, he could have just tried the FREE demo before release to see how a stream would look like and plan from there, but nope! Similar deal with Nioh 3 in which he claims nobody would have supported even though a demo could have tested the waters, but there I know the real reason is because detractors live in his head rent free and he thinks not playing that in any capacity will deprive them of content when in reality we're just getting content of a different type. Not even getting into how Mewgenics and Romeo is a Dead Man came out today, but the latter he'd probably wave off because it's from Suda51 and he's TOO HAPPILY MARRIED to be playing any games from him.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

The reason for the lesbian haircut is so no one can tell if it's DSP streaming or Kat.

He should have went for the mo-wife-boy cut

 

[Zyklon C]

Bonus: the current top sub and 'top kicks' are both a user by the name of 'TRANSGENDERASIAN", incredible.

Elliot Fong-Jones confirmed as a DSP fan.