Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Comical Ali was interviewed years later in Egypt and was quite professional. he simply said he was doing the job the regime told him too at the time and that was it even if it did make him look like a fucking fool.
His comments during the war were informative in the sense of it let me know what the authority figures will be saying when they know everything is about to collapse.

“Everything is fine.”
 
North Korea would be a country that would fall in a week
Even without China bailing their ass out, they wouldn't fall *that* quickly. Like South Korea, North Korea is very mountainous, and their roads and train lines are likely in much worse condition, slowing down movement on the ground. The populace, under 70 years of a Stalinist propaganda machine would be very fanatical. I doubt they would be good fighters, but any fighting would slow down pushes into the north, doubly so for any stay-behind insurgents.
 
Even without China bailing their ass out, they wouldn't fall *that* quickly. Like South Korea, North Korea is very mountainous, and their roads and train lines are likely in much worse condition, slowing down movement on the ground.
They also have a bunch of active anti-ground-invasion measures like bridges rigged to collapse on command and giant concrete blocks on pivots that can be dropped onto roadways to create hard-to-break roadblocks.
 
Man I am hoping. My Azizam is getting super upset because she's thinking these negotiations are going to lead somewhere.
The over flight for the Superbowl doesn't have any F-22s, B-52s, or B-2s. They aren't busy because of some bullshit note passing session they call peace talks.

 
Are we finally going to see the F-22 shoot down something more dangerous than a recon balloon?
Someone's being optimistic thinking the Iranian Air Force is going to make it out of their hangers. Imagine trying to fly a 50 year old F-4 or F-5 against AIM-120 armed F-22s and F-35s. They literally wouldn't know what hit them.

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Jared Kushner, Steve Witkoff and Brent Cooper on board the USS Abraham Lincoln. Kushner is such a dweeby looking heeb.

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A KC-135 refueling something south of Greece and west of Crete as of 2PM EST

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Current cargo aircraft going to and back from the Gulf.

Still nothing happening even though that kike said there would be last night. It's only 10:42PM in Tehran so there's time.
 
So consensus is Total Mullah Death is imminent, only matter left to discuss is:

- when
- what after
- who's next to rape (please kill norks)
I’m hoping the US answers the Cuba Question after. It’s a hostile country extremely close to US territory, and they need to be done with communism. It’s not as strong of an outpost for communists as it once was during the height of the Cold War, but it’s still a nuisance.
 
Why even talk to Iran they’ll just lie and continue their schemes the second they think you’re not paying attention. It’s what they’ve done every time in the past.

Iran might’ve been a regional power a few years back but they pissed it all away trying to blow up Israel and in the process got their entire sphere of influence in the region totally destroyed and diplomatically isolated themselves from their allies. They’re retarded and untrustworthy.

If they are allowed (or able) to recover from this crisis they’ll go right back to arming militias everywhere from Marrakesh to Baghdad and building more knock off SCUDs to shoot at anyone they’ve decided they don’t like (mostly Israel).
 
I’m hoping the US answers the Cuba Question after. It’s a hostile country extremely close to US territory, and they need to be done with communism. It’s not as strong of an outpost for communists as it once was during the height of the Cold War, but it’s still a nuisance.
Ehhh Canada or Mexico next. Cuba is folding in on itself right now.
Mexico is a narco state and has been a problem ignored for decades. Canada has become a CCP front and and a branch for the Indian mafia.
 
Why even talk to Iran they’ll just lie and continue their schemes the second they think you’re not paying attention. It’s what they’ve done every time in the past.

Iran might’ve been a regional power a few years back but they pissed it all away trying to blow up Israel and in the process got their entire sphere of influence in the region totally destroyed and diplomatically isolated themselves from their allies. They’re retarded and untrustworthy.

If they are allowed (or able) to recover from this crisis they’ll go right back to arming militias everywhere from Marrakesh to Baghdad and building more knock off SCUDs to shoot at anyone they’ve decided they don’t like (mostly Israel).
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The Gulf states want the negotiations because they don't want Iran to fall. Without a Shi'a boogey man they don't have anyone for their citizens to hate besides Israel. They also don't want a secular Iran because all the various ethnic minorities in their countries will get uppity.
This whole thing is just a parade of OSINTs trying to be the right stopped clock. None of them know anything but eventually one of them will get lucky.
The ones on X are the absolute worst. "The US Army has transferred 100 tanks from Norway to Jordan!" "The USAF just shut off ALL of their transponders and are grounding ALL civilian air traffic!!!!" The only time I said airstrikes were imminent was a couple weeks back when Trump decided at the last minute to pull back. I'm still doubtful that we'll see anything happen this month.
 
The only time I said airstrikes were imminent was a couple weeks back when Trump decided at the last minute to pull back. I'm still doubtful that we'll see anything happen this month.
Honestly, probably for the best that Trump has held off the airstrikes for now. Helps us gain more of a build up and stuff
 
Bibi is coming to the White House this Wednesday and this is what he'll be discussing with Trump:
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The new Israeli Air Force commander will also be there:
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Protests are starting up again in Iran.
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The protests on the 17th and 18th are the ones to watch. By then we'll have all the THAAD batteries in place at our bases in the Gulf. If Mossad can get the protests to be large enough and cause enough of a ruckus then air strikes the weekend of the 20th seem more likely but I'm still doubting we'll do anything this month.
 
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