DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fridge Raider]

Darziak is modding, huh? Thought he wasn't around...

Spoiler: Darziak and his crimes for the uninitiated

 

[shekelshoah666]

Dear Feeder is a hot-button issue here so I’ll just say that from everything I’ve gathered Phil has very few fair-weather detractors. Most of us follow him to the partial or total exclusion of other subjects of the site, which isn’t the case for say, Beauty Parlor, where frequent users are active on several cow’s threads. And null specifically has been in a number of conversations just like those with other users so keeping everything straight on everyone I think is pretty unrealistic.

Also, year-over-year Phil is FUCKING BORING lmao, it’s like following Amberlynn except in slow-motion

I mean BP is full of fucking spergs that put this board to shame when it comes to what is posted but fat women get a pass to sperg out on this site.

My god this marathon is fucking ROUGH. Struggling with the tutorial lmao.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

BREAKING NEWS: water is wet

 

[Julia Chang]

Phil believes that the attack direction indicator is like an objective marker and hasn't put together that it changes direction when you move the mouse, so he's following the direction of this schizophrenic ever-shifting arrow on his screen.

Edit: He is now riding into the mountains out of the map because "the arrows are telling me to go this way. the arrows don't work, it's glitched"

 

[Elite Kipchak]

struggling in tutorials will always be some of the best phil cantent

 

[thebigdream]

I was greeted with this infernal sound when I booted up the stream. Should've stayed in bed.

 

[Switch Mongo]

Such a huge WANNNH from ultra dent dsp. What happens when he takes action? Will we still be meaningful?

 

[Comma]

Huge gaming journalist moment playing Mount & Blade II Bannerlord: following the arrows on the screen that indicate the attack direction, thinking it's some kind of GPS.

 

[Heckler1]

struggling in tutorials will always be some of the best phil cantent

Phil is always in such a huge hurry to get through every game and get tipped, that he refuses to spend a fraction of effort to learn how to play a game. He'd rather spend time failing and bitching at his dents than actually having fun.

 

[thebigdream]

Huge gaming journalist moment playing Mount & Blade II Bannerlord: he's following the arrows on the screen that indicate the attack direction, thinking it's some kind of GPS.

Mount Blade Bannerlord arrows map gaming journalist moment February 6 2026.mp4

Hahahaha holy shit this is instantly more kino than Rimworld could ever be

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Astute observation by a chat user.

 

[Pargon]

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Astute observation by a chat user.

Expect that name to be on the banlist later on today

Phil is always in such a huge hurry to get through every game and get tipped, that he refuses to spend a fraction of effort to learn how to play a game. He'd rather spend time failing and bitching at his dents than actually having fun.

Phil doesn’t know what “fun” is. He only knows “drunk”, “bitch”, “snort” and “sleep”.

Spoiler

and “BBC” lmao

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Huge gaming journalist moment playing Mount & Blade II Bannerlord: following the arrows on the screen that indicate the attack direction, thinking it's some kind of GPS.

Mount Blade Bannerlord arrows map gaming journalist moment February 6 2026.mp4

Every time I think he cannot possibly be as retarded as I think he is, he finds a way to be even MORE retarded

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Phil was definitely invested and curious about the plot of the game.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

This marathon is so lazy and boring it almost makes me miss when marathons revolved around him begging for money to take shots of booze.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Phil is always in such a huge hurry to get through every game and get tipped, that he refuses to spend a fraction of effort to learn how to play a game. He'd rather spend time failing and bitching at his dents than actually having fun.

He's not helped by the fact the dents keep encouraging that attitude by tipping and hand holding him even more.

 

[Pargon]

This marathon is so lazy and boring it almost makes me miss when marathons revolved around him begging for money to take shots of booze.

Phil could be instantly more entertaining by leaning harder into literally any aspect of his personality. He refuses.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This marathon is so lazy and boring it almost makes me miss when marathons revolved around him begging for money to take shots of booze.

The lack of effort is actually crazy even his mega man marathons he had months back are far ahead of this one.

Hour and a half of seething and begging to hit $100 before gameplay - extreme low effort Bannerlord gameplay for an hour didn't even know what type of game it was - now we are on break and the poll for the next game is 3 walking sims and a demo of an action rpg on switch 2.

Even the fucking dents aren't happy at this point. He should've just fucking played Digimon all day.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Honestly, the roboslop music is grating my ears. Please let me know when he's back because I can't listen to this.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

Huge gaming journalist moment playing Mount & Blade II Bannerlord: following the arrows on the screen that indicate the attack direction, thinking it's some kind of GPS.

Mount Blade Bannerlord arrows map gaming journalist moment February 6 2026.mp4

Never forget that our boy was used as the quintessential retard for game developers to use for dentproofing videogames to prevent fucking mongoloids like DSP bitch and complain that said videogames are done wrong and nothing makes sense, AYUND thusly have high drop rates.

Round of applause for YellowPaintBurnell.