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So when these Chinese supermissiles either fail or never get the chance to launch, what will this midwit say? Or will he just pretend it never happened?
They'll move on to whatever talking points they're given to get the most social credit. There have been a number of flights from Tehran to China so they are supplying them with something but I doubt it's the most super advanced shit they have. The Chinese know the chances of the Ayatollah getting cassarolla'd is very high and when that happens the Shah will hand over all the fancy Chinese super missiles. The Chinese, like the Soviets, don't innovate, they copy.

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I spotted this last night, an Iranian government plane flying to Baku. It's Iran's Defense Minister arriving to meet the president:
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Iran's testing their missiles during the peace talks.

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Talks are on going with CENTCOM commander in attendance.

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MES is coping even before the bombs start falling.
 
On IRGC military shit,
They revealed The Khorramshahr 4 which is BIGGER and BETTER than any missiles in the world!
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Terrifying weapon. It is pointy because it has to stick in the ground, so the american can't pull it out until it explodes and they get really sooty faces while a transparent angel version of them ascends to heaven playing a lyre.
 
They'll move on to whatever talking points they're given to get the most social credit. There have been a number of flights from Tehran to China so they are supplying them with something but I doubt it's the most super advanced shit they have. The Chinese know the chances of the Ayatollah getting cassarolla'd is very high and when that happens the Shah will hand over all the fancy Chinese super missiles. The Chinese, like the Soviets, don't innovate, they copy.

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I spotted this last night, an Iranian government plane flying to Baku. It's Iran's Defense Minister arriving to meet the president:
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Iran's testing their missiles during the peace talks.

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Talks are on going with CENTCOM commander in attendance.

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MES is coping even before the bombs start falling.
"Straight of Hormuz will likely be blocked."
Why are IRGCshills so fucking retarded? Doing that will drag in all the other gulf states.
 
"Straight of Hormuz will likely be blocked."
Why are IRGCshills so fucking retarded? Doing that will drag in all the other gulf states.
If these retards try to block the straight they will get bombed into oblivion. They already are going to get bombed into oblivion but thats besides the point. Strikes will probably take place next weekend, with the ammassment of personel and munitions there this is going to be a one and done deal. If other regional players are going to help aside from Isreal or EU Im assuming this will be done in a matter of hours.
 
We're calling them retards but these retards seem to be successfully staving off annihilation by entering into pointless negotiations despite the fact that everybody knows they will ignore anything they agree, based on nothing more than empty threats.
 
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State Dept. is telling US citizens to GTFO of Iran NOW. They issued the same warning in Venezuela a couple of weeks before we churroed the Maduro.

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Another week until more naval assets enter theater.


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We fucked Iran's economy.

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Large personnel movements into the Gulf

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It's over, Shahbros. China will shoot down all of our planes before they even leave the deck of the Lincoln.

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The only transition I approve of.

You mean China's unproven radar and AA missiles? The ones that have never been used in anything other than perfect clinical test conditions? The same kind of radar and missile systems China and Russia had given to Venezuela before we churro'd Maduro? Oh so scary.

And if US stealth aircraft are so "irreplaceable", then how is American cranking out a steady flow of all variants of the F-35, ramping up production of the B-21 Raider, on track to introduce the F-47, working on getting the naval version of NGAD, plus all the stealth drones that are being produced or prototyped? If you currently have several stealth aircraft in current production and active development, then the old ones can certainly be replaced. It's like these retards never think this shit out. They're just desperately looking for any way to make the US seem less capable than it is.

Edit: and it would not surprise me if we have been working on new kinds of stealth materials that rely far less on resources that can be difficult to source due to being supplied by an adversarial nation.
 
We're calling them retards but these retards seem to be successfully staving off annihilation by entering into pointless negotiations despite the fact that everybody knows they will ignore anything they agree, based on nothing more than empty threats.
Absolutely correct.

They may be in a difficult position but the fact is they may not only survive the current crisis, but be relatively untouched and able to continue for the next several US administrations.

The momentum of the protests has significantly declined. An armed insurgency has mostly failed to materialize. The IRoI remains firmly in control.

And the battering ram that threatens to knock down the gates is under the control of an administration that has a track record for half measures and massive flip flopping.

We're clearly still rushing personnel and equipment into position but it's way too early to start popping champagne bottles open.
 
Not surprising considering there is a hadith about Muhammed being gangbanged by a bunch of swarthy "jinn".
Basically this
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They'll move on to whatever talking points they're given to get the most social credit. There have been a number of flights from Tehran to China so they are supplying them with something but I doubt it's the most super advanced shit they have. The Chinese know the chances of the Ayatollah getting cassarolla'd is very high and when that happens the Shah will hand over all the fancy Chinese super missiles. The Chinese, like the Soviets, don't innovate, they copy.

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I spotted this last night, an Iranian government plane flying to Baku. It's Iran's Defense Minister arriving to meet the president:
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Iran's testing their missiles during the peace talks.

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Talks are on going with CENTCOM commander in attendance.

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MES is coping even before the bombs start falling.
This has Baghdad Bob vibes.
 
We have a problem.

RCH633 is squawking emergency 7700 and flying oval holding patterns over Ramstein AFB.

Not sure what the issue is but they may be trying to burn fuel before attempting a landing.

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Unironically keep the crew and any passengers in your thoughts.

Looks like they are going to attempt a landing.
 
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I dont know why everyone is surprised Trump is negotiating right now. He always negotiates before dropping bombs.
No, Drumph fears the might of Iran and is too afraid to bomb the glorious Islamic Republic. The Ghost of Tehran's F-14 is fueled and ready to shoot down every AmeriKKKan aircraft and sink all of their ships.
 
Update on RCH633 emergency:

Aircraft is on the ground and appears to be stopped before the end of the runway.

Rollout looked clean and straight down the runway.

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Hopefully everyone is safe.
 
Iran's starting to fuck around with the Hormuz:
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Iran refuses to stop enriching uranium:
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And we slapped them with some new sanctions in response:
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The Iranian delegation leaving Oman:
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The Iranians have been flying that drone non-stop for the past couple of days along the border with Pakistan probably to keep an eye on the Baloch separatists that have been active in Pakistan lately.

We have a nuke sniffer doing some stuff. Either Algeria is about to become a nuclear power (lol) or they're practicing for Iran:
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*yawn* Let me know when we get a SKYKING EAM with 200+ characters.
Do those even exist? Pretty sure skyking EAMs are too individual units. The first part of the sequence is to designate the unit and whether or not its a training message, and the second part is the orders. More interesting to say "let me know when Skyking starts sending out messages and doesnt stop."
 
Another ”gas explosion" just took place in Ardabil in northwestern Iran.
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Regime supporter posts an AI generated picture of mullah bros taking down the USS Abraham Lincoln... in motorboats :story: Even AI knows the Islamic regime is a joke.
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Some funny Muslim wojacks representing the Islamic republic's biggest fans aside from Pro-Palestine tankies in the West.
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Bonus Middle Eastern racism:
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