DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Negative Toxic Loser]

up all night drinking and crying about sir golds betrayal

Just imagine the DMs.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The comments are a good read. They think it’s “dark” to call Kat fat, even though Phil indirectly admits it lol

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Someone needs to drop the clip of 'this is not a pregnancy announcement'.

Why can't Phil watch Iron Lung with Kat?
1. Kat doesn't like horror movies
2. It's way too expensive
3. He works way too much to go to the theater and wants to watch it when he has free time

Sounds good to me.

You forgot the obvious reason: his hate boner for Markiplier.

 

[neger psykolog]

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I am half listening to Tevin's restream of this right now. Think it's the first time I've ever watched even a tiny bit of him playing a JRPG and he has nothing to say. Just begging to keep the game in rotation and clown mode while going "la la la". Wow it's no wonder he is so sussessful this is really entertaining stuff.

EDIT: Now he is falling asleep on stream and shaking himself awake Yakuza style.
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Unbelievable he has so much autism schedule that he can't just go for a break and have a nap.

He really is stuck in a prison of his own making. Yakuza is the Chinese water torture keeping him from being able to sleep: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_water_torture

Burnell child, enjoy Chinese water torture prison that you yourself designed.

 

[morel style individual]

holy shit are these pics altered? he looks fucking hideous. looks like a 90 year old walter mathau

Those pictures are taken out of context. They are not an actual representation of his stream. If you went and actually watched the content instead of mouth droolingly throwing money at detractor channels, you would see that he's quite handsome and aging gracefully.

 

[architect]

I'm currently watching yesterday's Street-Fighter stream and I just can't stop laughing at how hard he mashes in a game with an insanely lenient, 4-frame input buffer. Every time he does that Sagat combo, (you know which one) you can hear his hooves smashing on the plastic of his luxury arcade stick and he still manages to drop it all the time.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

This Tevin overlay gave me a good laugh

 

[Zyklon C]

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This looks worse than the AI pictures of DSP as an old man.

 

[r/oldpeoplefacebook]

Someone needs to drop the clip of 'this is not a pregnancy announcement'.

funny enough, people mentioned that more than once in the comments, and it got blown off or downvoted

 

[Phil the Salesman]

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I am half listening to Tevin's restream of this right now. Think it's the first time I've ever watched even a tiny bit of him playing a JRPG and he has nothing to say. Just begging to keep the game in rotation and clown mode while going "la la la". Wow it's no wonder he is so sussessful this is really entertaining stuff.

EDIT: Now he is falling asleep on stream and shaking himself awake Yakuza style.
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Being an insufferable piece of shit your whole life really takes its toll on the body apparently.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

His teeth are fucked.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil should sue over the game using his likeness.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Phil has activated my autism.

"Dragon Quest is so popular in Japan that most employers give the day off because they'll play hooky to play the game." This is a fabrication based on a nugget of truth, as they say. When Dragon Quest 3 released in Japan, so many CHILDREN in school skipped classes to play, that the Japanese police contacted Enix and asked them to release future games on Saturdays instead, so that there wouldn't be so many truant CHILDREN, Phil.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Being an insufferable piece of shit your whole life really takes its toll on the body apparently.

Don't forget maintaining endless layers of lies and pretense like he does! Literally everything about him is some kind of lie or LARP at this point, from the behavior he tries to project, to his outfits, to his marriage. Gotta be tiring.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This stream fucking SUCKS. If he didn't have some random new account giving 3 subs on Kick he would be at $17.

Imagine the vast options out there in the world of Indie games and you play Hellmart a second time and not just play it but play it as slow as possible to potentially draw the game out if it hits the goal.

 

[neger psykolog]

ANAHMALIES I GOTTA FIND THE ANAHMALIES
10/10 stream by burnell where he's basically an autistic child explaining game mechanics like an alien

this is "gaming"

edit: Phil Burnell claims he didn't watch Asmongold's reaction yesterday because he's busy and shit to do.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Justice for EvaCowboyFan DSP would play Digimon if it was Jayde!

Constant buffering from DSP his internet is letting him down.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

At this point I can barely even remember a time before every stream was a hostage situation.

Just constantly, "if you like this game, and ever wanna see it alive again... send me some money! Like right now! Or else! Ya geddit?"

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

2 hours into the stream and he sat at 10 dollars. Final hour he gets bumped up to 98.

Shox_1989, I've seen him in Kino chat I think? Donated or something, too lazy to confirm with the tracker.

 

[Comma]

ALERT! ALERT! Emergency business meeting: Hellmart is on THIN ICE after only one stream because "WE didn't even make a 100 bucks".

The game was FUN, people were SHOWING UP and ENGAGING, but there was NO SUPPORT.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Imagine whining that a game that gets $98 "Didn't even hit $100" while also claiming you don't base a game's success on arbitrary goals.