DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Keystone]

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/877614230261960704 (http://archive.is/XXG6r)
Dusting and getting groceries is something only people in their 80's and above can truly call exercise. This 35 year old manchild calling it exercise is just...

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/877615185644707841 (http://archive.is/ApGIt)

Tranlsation: My mom live-in maid girlfriend Leanna did literally everything around the house while I sat in my play room serious adult office playing video games working.

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/877612996901523456 (http://archive.is/CLYk7)

"I'm single"

Can't imagine why, Phil

A viewer asked what is the package and he refused to answer which means it's probably a fleshlight or something LOL

I can't really blame him if he did get one of those, since that's the only kind of action he's ever going to be able to get again.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

A viewer asked what is the package and he refused to answer which means it's probably a fleshlight or something LOL

A fleshlight or some insane luxury item that he doesn't want people to know he spent money on. With how eager he is to get it, I bet it's a fleshlight.

 

[James Smith]

Okay he said his condo has quiet hours LMAO he lives in a damn old folks home. He also said he has neighbors on both sides of his condo but I'm pretty sure he lives on the end unit and only has 1 neighbor.

You know I bet he's staying up from the Meth (allergy meds) and caffeine (v8 energy drink).

Wait did he finally acknowledge that he lives in a condo and not a house? If so, was it a slip or seemingly intentional?

 

[PL 879]

A viewer asked what is the package and he refused to answer which means it's probably a fleshlight or something LOL

BSV most likely bought him a new laptop.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Wait did he finally acknowledge that he lives in a condo and not a house? If so, was it a slip or seemingly intentional?

It was absolutely intentional. He was talking about how he couldn't vacuum because he lives between two other condos and they would be able to hear the vacuum.

 

[Keystone]

It was absolutely intentional. He was talking about how he couldn't vacuum because he lives between two other condos and they would be able to hear the vacuum.

I feel so sorry for Phil's neighbors. They have to listen to this fucktard through the walls from midday till late evening, almost every day.

 

[PL 879]

I feel so sorry for Phil's neighbors. They have to listen to this fucktard through the walls from midday till late evening, almost every day.

This will happen again eventually:

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I wonder how Phil will be in 5 years. I bet 100 bucks says he will be homeless, or actually gets a fucking job

 

[Freshtodeath]

I wonder how Phil will be in 5 years. I bet 100 bucks says he will be homeless, or actually gets a fucking job

what kind of job? like Burger King or an office job?

 

[James Smith]

It was absolutely intentional. He was talking about how he couldn't vacuum because he lives between two other condos and they would be able to hear the vacuum.

Amazing. Anyone have an idea of what stream and what time in the stream this happened?

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

what kind of job? like Burger King or an office job?

Any job really, since the guy is so against working and all that

 

[Freshtodeath]

Any job really, since the guy is so against working and all that

phil is very arrogant. He's mentioned in past he would only rejoin work force if given a management position making 40k+.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

phil is very arrogant. He's mentioned in past he would only rejoin work force if given a management position making 40k+.

Yea good luck with that shit Phil

 

[BrunoMattei]

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/877614230261960704 (http://archive.is/XXG6r)
Dusting and getting groceries is something only people in their 80's and above can truly call

When Phil does laundry this is what he thinks he's doing:

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

I feel so sorry for Phil's neighbors. They have to listen to this fucktard through the walls from midday till late evening, almost every day.

I dunno what's funnier to imagine: A typical family dinner being interrupted by "WOOOOOW DUDE ACK ACK ACK ACK" or a wife having to calm her husband down so he doesn't go punch Phil because a loud snort just woke them up

Amazing. Anyone have an idea of what stream and what time in the stream this happened?

Today's stream, within the first half hour or so during the pre-stream. Someone will definitely isolate it and upload it as its own video soon because it's such a ridiculous Phil-ism.

 

[JamFlowMan]

He blamed his constant tardiness on allergies. Said he usually gets them in April but they were late this year so he's just now getting them. Hates that people say he's sick because he's not "sick" and he told people to research allergies. Claimed saying he's sick is a conspiracy theory.

His medicine supposedly doesn't work overnight. Last night ("and this is not an exaggeration, this really happened") he sneezed a lot so HE CLEANED THE TOP FLOOR OF HIS HOUSE FOR FOUR HOURS. Admitted he's never cleaned the house a good cleaning since he moved in and that he's never dusted before last night. Apparently everything was caked in dust. He considers all of this to be a fresh start, by the way.

He refused to vacuum because of noise ordinances against parties after 10PM so he still hasn't fully cleaned his hovel. He was up until 4AM cleaning and his adrenaline kicked in so he postponed his stream today.

I love his tweet framed this as the first time he had a good excuse for being late and this is it. How do you get to the age of 35 and be horrible at every aspect of life.

Imagine being a fan and thinking "Phil is late but he said it was for a good reason maybe it is something good for us the viewers" and you get this bullshit that impacts nobody but himself like it always fucking does. I bet he brings this shit up all week because it is the most exciting thing he has done since his car played music.

 

[James Smith]

Serious adult condo indeed.

 

[PigRoach]

How is telling another player he sucks not an insult? Even if it's just a light jab?

What planet is he from??

Hes from the Planet Phil, where everything is catered to him and constantly surrounded by yes men, thats why he can't handle life here because no one caters to him and everyone thinks and knows he sucks.

Planet Phil is between planet Narcissia and Delusia.

 

[Van Darkholme]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ExrKCNOxinEPhil's transformation into Lone Tear God is almost complete. All he needs is start saying GTAB in blackface and he's done.

"Akuma is banned!"
You're playing online and not at EVO, goutboy.

 

[PL 879]

Serious adult condo indeed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ilCT-Qt8Ao4

It doesn't make sense when Phil says "I am in the middle of two homes. Our walls are connected on each side."
Judging by the home where Google Earth shows DSP's address is, that was a lie.

Spoiler: DSP's home in Renton, WA