💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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So what exactly is he doing that's hurting Sarah? I mean besides referring to her by her real name and gender, telling her to get a job, take a shower, get help, and get her shit together.
 
We have a lolcow who actually got fired from Walmart for using their bathrooms in a similar fashion. At the very least, he claimed to be getting it on in the bathrooms while on the clock.

He should hook up with Pixy. What a pair that would be. Imagine the smell.

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So what exactly is he doing that's hurting Sarah? I mean besides referring to her by her real name and gender, telling her to get a job, take a shower, get help, and get her shit together.

He probably feels disgust and sadness seeing his only daughter with a tard haircut and wrinkled cheap suits. It's not just the laziness or the lack of hygiene. She looks absolutely ridiculous. And he's gotta know that she's wasting every penny he gives on on stupid things. A woman with zero income buying all kinds of useless trinkets, a tattoo, an eyebrow piercing, more demonic looking contacts ect... Pixy's only happy when she's eating or buying junk.
 
She's not lying about her stomach jizzler! Sora says so.
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How typically feminine. She wants to be gifted stuff on Valentine's Day. Remember back in the grory days when she was whining about not getting any chocolate for White Day? She's still thinking in weeb because in Japan women give chocolate to men on Valentine's and they are supposed to reciprocate on White Day.

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She posted 14 of these confused 'tism faces while wearing the red contacts. Maybe she'll skinwalk Vincent Valentine next. With purple hair. She looks like she doesn't know which dinosaur tendie to bite the head off first. Nasty, nasty, greasy hair. I guess shampoo and combs are not manly enough for Prince Handsome.

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Looking like :mad::cringe::oops::\ nowadays! As in, that specific little drawing. Just another parallel, ey... Havepixy and /or Chris ever demonstrated knowledge of the other's existence..?
 
That's a pretty retarded reason not to want to have to speak to a sales drone.

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So what exactly is he doing that's hurting Sarah? I mean besides referring to her by her real name and gender, telling her to get a job, take a shower, get help, and get her shit together.
That is exactly what he's doing. A 40 year old woman is crying like a teenager because her elderly father is finally sick of her shit.
 
In the video of Sarah REEE-ing about being a human bean there is a point where Sarah goes "I dOn'T kNoW WhY mY mOtHeR iS hUrTiNg mE" when all Deb did was tell her to shut up.
For all we know, Papa G probably just doesn't want to talk to her, or doesn't give into what she wants and therefore he's "hurting" her
 
Papa G probably cut off Sarah's allowance because he knows about the stupid Master Belch tattoo, and that may have been the last straw after decades of frivolous spending. He's not letting her waste anymore of his money, and that's "hurting" her.

Or, they've been arguing about that storage unit and how Sarah's unwilling to dispose of her old stuff and insists on making a half-assed attempts to sell it instead, only to still keep shit like those dried up, 20 year old paints.

Or they're still arguing about the LARP facepunch. Dad thinks she deserved it and needs to man up and learn from the experience instead of whining about it forever like a petulant toddler. :story: If there's anything to know about Pixy, is simply talking to her about anything can be "harming" her. Long before pooning out, she'd constantly bring up how other people's thoughts offend her and accuse people she was talking to of insulting her. She never developed that part of the brain that the world doesn't revolve around her feelings, and most people aren't even trying to hUrT her by having their own opinions. Even biological facts like her having zero Asian ancestry, and nowadays the fact she is FEMALE and her jizzler is 1000% imaginary, causes her great mental distress. So anytime a stranger calls her "mami" or even Sarah (because they don't know her stupid chosen name, only her legal one), it triggers her narc-tard rage.
 
In the video of Sarah REEE-ing about being a human bean there is a point where Sarah goes "I dOn'T kNoW WhY mY mOtHeR iS hUrTiNg mE" when all Deb did was tell her to shut up.
For all we know, Papa G probably just doesn't want to talk to her, or doesn't give into what she wants and therefore he's "hurting" her

Anything that isn't exactly what Pixy wants to hear is equivalent to someone bashing her over the head with a tire iron. She has the emotional maturity of a toddler.

Long before pooning out, she'd constantly bring up how other people's thoughts offend her and accuse people she was talking to of insulting her. She never developed that part of the brain that the world doesn't revolve around her feelings, and most people aren't even trying to hUrT her by having their own opinions.

In the archive there are a few posts where she complains that people tell her she gets butthurt too easily and she even admits that is the case. There's also one where she claims that other waitresses at Montana Mike's are bullying her, sabotaging her and are jealous. She always thought everyone was against her as soon as things didn't work out the way she wanted.

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New profile pic. Just when you thought she couldn't upload an uglier one. This must be her angry man face. It's a really bad angle. She looks like a lopsided potato.

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Now she's really desperate. She's considering selling Earthbound. Wonder what useless junk she'll buy with the money instead of buying necessities. A nonny was wondering if her dad "hurting" her was just him blowing a gasket after finding out she was selling Debbie's things.

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I don't know, Pixy, why don't you check fucking Ebay to see what it's going for? I swear she gets more pathetic every single time I check this thread.

Great picture btw. It really captures her rapid aging.
 
New profile pic. Just when you thought she couldn't upload an uglier one. This must be her angry man face. It's a really bad angle. She looks like a lopsided potato.

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Now she's really desperate. She's considering selling Earthbound. Wonder what useless junk she'll buy with the money instead of buying necessities. A nonny was wondering if her dad "hurting" her was just him blowing a gasket after finding out she was selling Debbie's things.

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Terrible angle which emphasizes her monstrous chin, saggy skin and dead eyes. Seriously I would have thought you needed to deliberately work to get that ugly in your composition.

If you want to take a more flattering picture do so straight on but lower your chin just a touch. Not so much that you're looking down or you're showing the top of your head though.

And Earthbound is actually a pretty rare game as it never got much hype on it's release and it came bundled with a strategy guide.

She could get a couple hundred bucks for it. Unopened copies in pristine condition have sold in upwards of $5000.

it's actually worth a fair bit since she has the box

@KuwabaraTheMan you posted while I was still typing - it looks liek it varies from ~$1000-$6000
The box shows use and damage. The price comes down because of it. Maybe high hundreds or low thousands if she gets the right buyer.
 
Anything that isn't exactly what Pixy wants to hear is equivalent to someone bashing her over the head with a tire iron. She has the emotional maturity of a toddler.



In the archive there are a few posts where she complains that people tell her she gets butthurt too easily and she even admits that is the case. There's also one where she claims that other waitresses at Montana Mike's are bullying her, sabotaging her and are jealous. She always thought everyone was against her as soon as things didn't work out the way she wanted.

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Oh shit. This Selena post. Is this foreshadowing a "spicy Latina" chapter where Pixy goes full mami chula?

I hope not. I'd hate for Pixy to ruin latinas, too.
 
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