💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Gotta love the irony of this post compared to Sarah's behavior.

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This one is just hilarious. I wonder where she goes and gets called a heifer of all terms.
Ya know what would really jostle her jizzler?

Learning that the term "heifer" truly does not apply to her, as it specifically means "A young cow which has either not yet given birth, or has given birth only once".

...young...
....young...
...young...
 
I'm not a heifer, I'm just big boned.
I’m not a heifer, those are just my workout lines.

Late I know but I had to. Anyway, Pixy almost looks cute in this pic and it occurred to me that it’s because of the angle. Her nose and chin don’t look as chopped. I know this is shallow, but I have to wonder if she might have fared better if her mother got her a nose/chin job instead of forcing tanning pills and dye hair on her. Maybe that would have boosted her confidence and she wouldn’t have turned into the town bike.

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She's not wrong in writing "master" in katakana if she insisted on saying "maister". Master would be "マスター" .
No, she's just plain-vanilla wrong.

Look closer: she misspelled マスター as マイスター, which is a loanword from "Meister", to be fair, but she doesn't know that, of course.

Christ, between translation tools and fucking AI, she could have at least got that right, but she won't even put proper effort into her weebery.

BERII SHEIMUFURU. WINDOCHAIMU-SAMA NAU KOMITTO SUDOKU.
 
Longer hair suits her as well. Aside from the fact her simple jack cut sucks, it draws attention to her sharp chin. At least the longer hair draws the eye away. Without hair, her face is front and center. It’s why a woman with a pretty, balanced face can generally wear short hair and not look like a potato. To paraphrase Chantal, their face card doesn’t decline. Sarah could have a well done short cut and it still wouldn’t suit her (but god knows it would be an improvement over what the hell she has).
 
I’m not a heifer, those are just my workout lines.

Late I know but I had to. Anyway, Pixy almost looks cute in this pic and it occurred to me that it’s because of the angle. Her nose and chin don’t look as chopped. I know this is shallow, but I have to wonder if she might have fared better if her mother got her a nose/chin job instead of forcing tanning pills and dye hair on her. Maybe that would have boosted her confidence and she wouldn’t have turned into the town bike.

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There's pictures of her when she was younger, like just out of high school before she really got heavily into the weeb shit and she looked... better than she did later on. A genuine smile on her face, not pretty but not whatever she became after weebing out too hard.

No, she's just plain-vanilla wrong.

Look closer: she misspelled マスター as マイスター, which is a loanword from "Meister", to be fair, but she doesn't know that, of course.

Christ, between translation tools and fucking AI, she could have at least got that right, but she won't even put proper effort into her weebery.

BERII SHEIMUFURU. WINDOCHAIMU-SAMA NAU KOMITTO SUDOKU.
That's a stretch as "meister" doesn't typically mean "master" so much as somebody skilled in a profession or activity.

Master, in German at least in this context, is "Herr" as that could mean lord, gentleman, master, mister, sir and so on.

Either way Pixy is being retarded. I think we can all agree on that.
 
There's pictures of her when she was younger, like just out of high school before she really got heavily into the weeb shit and she looked... better than she did later on. A genuine smile on her face, not pretty but not whatever she became after weebing out too hard.


That's a stretch as "meister" doesn't typically mean "master" so much as somebody skilled in a profession or activity.

Master, in German at least in this context, is "Herr" as that could mean lord, gentleman, master, mister, sir and so on.

Either way Pixy is being retarded. I think we can all agree on that.
We can so agree, yes. :)

I think we may both be autistic about this, but that's what this place is for, is it not?

She had been trying to write "master"/マスター (inappropriately, as you've noted), but instead somehow came out with "meister"/マイスター (which, again, as you've noted, is an even more inappropriate loanword which — though obviously cognate with the English "master" — is used in a much narrower sense to indicate either a master artisan, or the master in a master-apprentice arrangement).

The boring-ass truth is that she's either too stupid to understand, or too lazy to learn the differences between the two, and/or because マイスター is, in fact, an actual loanword, and when she inadvertently fat(lol)-fingered it, her Japanese input system didn't have a problem with the result.

tl;dr: Yup, classic weebery: an obsessive, yet painfully-shallow interest in things Japanese.
 
She's not lying about her stomach jizzler! Sora says so.
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How typically feminine. She wants to be gifted stuff on Valentine's Day. Remember back in the grory days when she was whining about not getting any chocolate for White Day? She's still thinking in weeb because in Japan women give chocolate to men on Valentine's and they are supposed to reciprocate on White Day.

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She posted 14 of these confused 'tism faces while wearing the red contacts. Maybe she'll skinwalk Vincent Valentine next. With purple hair. She looks like she doesn't know which dinosaur tendie to bite the head off first. Nasty, nasty, greasy hair. I guess shampoo and combs are not manly enough for Prince Handsome.

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How typically feminine. She wants to be gifted stuff on Valentine's Day. Remember back in the grory days when she was whining about not getting any chocolate for White Day? She's still thinking in weeb because in Japan women give chocolate to men on Valentine's and they are supposed to reciprocate on White Day.
She doesn't care so much as somebody gives her something meaning she has value.

Besides she's not a true and honest Nihonjin so the whole getting chocolates on Valentine's day isn't a thing. Nor is White Day.

She posted 14 of these confused 'tism faces while wearing the red contacts. Maybe she'll skinwalk Vincent Valentine next. With purple hair. She looks like she doesn't know which dinosaur tendie to bite the head off first. Nasty, nasty, greasy hair. I guess shampoo and combs are not manly enough for Prince Handsome.
Each picture looks worse than the one before it if such a thing is possible. And I swear you can SMELL the stench coming off her.
 
Kiwisisters (and our few tolerated penisniggers), I have a story to tell, and I actually have to apologize to Pixy and a few farmers. We've gone back and forth about her claims of being called "mami" by Hispanics, and I was firmly in the camp of she was just mishearing people calling her "ma'am" with a Mexican accent. However, I was in Texas recently, within a stone's throw of Victoria, and I myself got "mami"ed twice. Though to be clear, neither of them were Mexicans, which is just what I assumed would be in Victoria. One was my Uber driver, a lady who told me in very bad English she was from Costa Rica and who definitly had some black admixture. The other was a female service worker, I don't know where she was from, but she was not Mexican or even Guatemalan, and also looked like she had some black ancestors. My guess is there's a big enough enclave of people from south of Mexico in and around Victoria that it is a thing that happens to her fairly frequently. I guess I'll eat my life vest now.
 
Kiwisisters (and our few tolerated penisniggers), I have a story to tell, and I actually have to apologize to Pixy and a few farmers. We've gone back and forth about her claims of being called "mami" by Hispanics, and I was firmly in the camp of she was just mishearing people calling her "ma'am" with a Mexican accent. However, I was in Texas recently, within a stone's throw of Victoria, and I myself got "mami"ed twice. Though to be clear, neither of them were Mexicans, which is just what I assumed would be in Victoria. One was my Uber driver, a lady who told me in very bad English she was from Costa Rica and who definitly had some black admixture. The other was a female service worker, I don't know where she was from, but she was not Mexican or even Guatemalan, and also looked like she had some black ancestors. My guess is there's a big enough enclave of people from south of Mexico in and around Victoria that it is a thing that happens to her fairly frequently. I guess I'll eat my life vest now.

This might be why she sometimes says "I'm not mommy. It's daddy. Father. Stop HARMING me!", I thought it was just delusions since she had a freak out over that dog named Sky that was pregnant. But she's likely getting "mami'd" and thinks some rando is actually calling her "mom". :lol:
Anything can set her off and suddenly she's a pregnant tattooed hamburger. And of course now she's actually tattooed. Makes me wonder if she'll wake up one morning freaking out over that.

She would be more like 3.
I thought that one looked angrier plus it looks like Sora is crying. And Pixy is always saying she cries all the time. But remember, Pixy is really bad at facial expressions. She can't emote properly most of the time. And I would wager she also has a hard time reading the expressions of others as well as their tone of voice. Many of these "Tired of being ignored and treated rudely" complaints might just be Pixy being unable to gauge expression and tone properly. She also expects immediate attention like a cranky two year old.
 
Kiwisisters (and our few tolerated penisniggers), I have a story to tell, and I actually have to apologize to Pixy and a few farmers. We've gone back and forth about her claims of being called "mami" by Hispanics, and I was firmly in the camp of she was just mishearing people calling her "ma'am" with a Mexican accent. However, I was in Texas recently, within a stone's throw of Victoria, and I myself got "mami"ed twice. Though to be clear, neither of them were Mexicans, which is just what I assumed would be in Victoria. One was my Uber driver, a lady who told me in very bad English she was from Costa Rica and who definitly had some black admixture. The other was a female service worker, I don't know where she was from, but she was not Mexican or even Guatemalan, and also looked like she had some black ancestors. My guess is there's a big enough enclave of people from south of Mexico in and around Victoria that it is a thing that happens to her fairly frequently. I guess I'll eat my life vest now.
You know I have family in Victoria and forgot that's a thing there. I don't hear it in other parts of Texas. I sometimes forget that Texas has it's own culture in different towns and counties. Hell, even the Texas accent is a bit different in places.
 
You know I have family in Victoria and forgot that's a thing there. I don't hear it in other parts of Texas. I sometimes forget that Texas has it's own culture in different towns and counties. Hell, even the Texas accent is a bit different in places.
Yeah, I grew up in heavily Mexican (with some Guatemalans and a few people from El Salvador thrown in) areas and have spent a lot of time in other parts of Texas, and I rarely heard it, and it definitly wasn't something service workers or even my construction crews were calling random women. But this time I went a little further south than usual and what do you know, it's real.

I will say, Sara is giving shades of Mumkey Jones in her last pictures. Congrats, Sara, you finally look a little like a man, just an extremely ugly slob one who ruined his career over a bpd pedophile.
 
I thought that one looked angrier plus it looks like Sora is crying. And Pixy is always saying she cries all the time. But remember, Pixy is really bad at facial expressions. She can't emote properly most of the time. And I would wager she also has a hard time reading the expressions of others as well as their tone of voice. Many of these "Tired of being ignored and treated rudely" complaints might just be Pixy being unable to gauge expression and tone properly. She also expects immediate attention like a cranky two year old.
This actually makes a lot of sense. If Pixy has a hard time reading expressions on others, maybe that explains why most of hers look so weird and offputting.

She "feels" what she's putting forth but doesn't know how normal people convey emotion so she just wings it and winds up looking funny.
 
This actually makes a lot of sense. If Pixy has a hard time reading expressions on others, maybe that explains why most of hers look so weird and offputting.

She "feels" what she's putting forth but doesn't know how normal people convey emotion so she just wings it and winds up looking funny.

It's one of the reasons I suspect undiagnosed autism. Since she appeared more normal in her high school pics her condition has likely degraded. Girls tend to be better at masking than boys because of the way they are socialized. And we know Debbie put a lot of pressure on her with the tanning pills and blonde hair ect... But Pixy's fixation on Japan was bound to isolate her from her peers eventually. Even today everything is cosplay to her. She can't seem to go one day without stupid looking demonic contacts that she thinks make her look like a vidya character. And now she's got red ones too. I swear these contacts are Pixy's equivalent to the Sonichu medallion.
 
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