🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I'll hit submit tomorrow- local half-sized resample was 382MB. Started upload before I left the office but since Null's brokedisk farms, it kind of hung up.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Imagine being mentally retarded enough not to listen to what I am saying, I am trying to teach people but the kids seem too busy eating paste. They simply dislike me for various reasons. You are Dylan,

Imagine being such a drunken loser you run off the low IQ, inbred, hillbilly audience that clap like seals cause the Styx man said what they wanted to hear. Imagine getting years in jail cause you can't stop emo fagging and drama simping over some crazy child beating bitch that keeps getting you arrested. Imagine being such a smug, fart-huffing faggot that you decide to represent yourself in court which literally never works out for anyone; notable recent examples include Darryl Brooks, Robert Telles and Sarah Boone.

Its all crashing now Tarl. The money is drying up, the legal expenses are piling up and even your bestest buddy Jeremy, a man who the only thing he should be quartering is his caloric intake, won't pity fuck you on stream anymore. All you have left is Nikki, Sam, this thread and your retarded larp which is headed for a wall called reality. Good luck Tarl, I'll eat popcorn at your funeral.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Imagine being mentally retarded enough not to listen to what I am saying, I am trying to teach people but the kids seem too busy eating paste. They simply dislike me for various reasons. You are Dylan,

I AM THE DYLAN AND YOU WOULD ADDRESS ME AS SUCH. IN GOD'S NAME I COMMAND YOU TO BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH.

 

[mickrussom]

Aren't we all

I AM TARDICUS!


Need to make a Dylanicus Beuadryicus one.. Dylan will not be portrayed like a drunk retard, however. That is your special status, dropout.

I AM DYLANICUS ( @SpacePrimate )

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Imagine being mentally retarded enough not to listen to what I am saying, I am trying to teach people but the kids seem too busy eating paste. They simply dislike me for various reasons. You are Dylan,

https://www.aa-meetings.com/

You got this

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I AM TARDICUS!
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Need to make a Dylanicus Beuadryicus one.. Dylan will not be portrayed like a drunk retard, however. That is your special status, dropout.

Make Dylan a top knot samurai weeb.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I AM TARDICUS!
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Need to make a Dylanicus Beuadryicus one.. Dylan will not be portrayed like a drunk retard, however. That is your special status, dropout.

Can you make another one with Sam titled "Sluticus"?

 

[ShiverStar]

I AM TARDICUS!
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Need to make a Dylanicus Beuadryicus one.. Dylan will not be portrayed like a drunk retard, however. That is your special status, dropout.

WE ARE DYLAN BEAU'

WE CARRY THE FLAME

We'll fight for the cake pan...

 

[Guytoucher18]

I am doing fine babe

Heard you're dying actually and there's..nothing *dramatic faggoty pause* ...that can be done...

But hey can you hurry up and put out some more poopoo peepee content before you croak? Better yet, I'd love an audiobook of you reading the menus and poopoo peepee trading cards.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

TARL WHO ARE YOU LEAVING ALL YOUR MONEY TO
I AM HAPPY TO BE YOUR BENEFICIARY
I'LL GO OUTSIDE OF SAM'S HOUSE AND BURN IT ALL

 

[SpacePrimate]

Make Dylan a top knot samurai weeb

Yeah I mean why not; do it. lol

 

[ShiverStar]

@Styxhexenhammer666 I say this unironically, your last video should be your version of the infamous Aristocrats joke. It's like a vaudevillian version of your poopoo peepee writings.

 

[mickrussom]

Can you make another one with Sam titled "Sluticus"?

Sam / @Laylithe as roman slave woman.


breast reductions

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Slurring
Saying that women wear skirts like baboon females get red baboon mating ass, women in skirts are signaling they need to be fucked for reproduction. Then he says that its actually linguistic to wear skirts to signal mating.

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I did see that some chick posted a red baboon mating ass to him on X today, but I think it was in response to his telling everybody "Screw off!"

Doubt it was to signal availability.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Yeah I mean why not; do it. lol

Since you're here, I've got a question that's been burning a hole in my skull
Why 3 babies into BPD nightmare womb?

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I did see that some chick posted a red baboon mating ass to him on X today, but I think it was in response to his telling everybody "Screw off!"

Doubt it was to signal availability.

@Sekhmet666 Still, watch your back.

 

[Snom Clubber]

@Styxhexenhammer666 I say this unironically, your last video should be your version of the infamous Aristocrats joke. It's like a vaudevillian version of your poopoo peepee writings. https://youtube.com/watch?v=AIw2O_iucRg

Tarl is very familiar with the concept, he's cited it many times. Because of course he did, the guy lives to be an edgelord.

Also, Gottfried did it better. Just my opinion.

 

[Guytoucher18]

Pictures that flatter Sam far too much.

Can you make the tits look more like cue balls in white tube socks or deflated party balloons? We've seen the "goods" or...erm... "bads" this flatters her.

 

[mickrussom]

Yeah I mean why not; do it. lol

@SpacePrimate Going for speed here, sparing you some lampooning.



Ok, this one kicks below the belt better.

 

[SpacePrimate]

Since you're here, I've got a question that's been burning a hole in my skull
Why 3 babies into BPD nightmare womb?

First one happened quickly within the first 4 to 5 months. Then roughly 2 months or so after birth she got pregnant again and same happened at the 3rd. She wouldn't stay on birth control.

SO I went and got myself snipped