💰 Grifter Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Tin Foil Hatter]

From my knuckles, no. Probably had nothing to do with it.

Now this may lead to an interesting development: Do they bring in the old school grifters next time? and if so will those grifters out themselves as knowing nothing?

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Now this may lead to an interesting development: Do they bring in the old school grifters next time? and if so will those grifters out themselves as knowing nothing?

We have to find out

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Zoe Quinn has the money to buy a Nintendo Switch and a bunch of ferrets named after Final Fantasy X characters, but won't use the Kickstarter money to make her Chuck Tingle game? And now she's getting her stinky ferret germs all over it.
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Ranting about FFXIV as usual. She did reveal that her FFXIV character is a Lalafell, but still need to find out about her character name and server.
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Confirmed white woman as a self-hating race traitor! Let there be memes of Race Traitor Zoe Quinn!
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Gravedancing on the death of Scott Adams.
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More anti-ICE and anti-Police ranting and a blah blah blah, Nazi Nazi Nazi. Typical Antifa Field Medic Libtard Zoe Quinn.
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Today's soyboy beta cucks of Zoe Quinn is John Lethbridge, Sam "Soy Mac & Cheese" Machkovech, Dix the Dixie Cuck, Reese "Legendary Neurocuck" Holland, and Erin the Ham Asspie!

 

[Tin Foil Hatter]

The thing about the whole "race traitor" meme, is that Either A: you marry out of the race and thus no respectable man will want to get involved with you because respectable men do NOT engage in adulatory. or B: you are a whore, and you are such a whore that respectable men now avoid you. Notice how i said "respectable men", meaning that men of all races and faiths will avoid such women because they are horrible people.

A whore will NEVER make a house wife, and they almost always are terrible mothers. Now, this "race traitor" rant she did, is setting off my "this bitch hit the wall hard" sense, and she is probably struggling to find a simp to leech off of. Perhaps a crash is very soon?

 

[Haramburger]

I finally played A night in the woods the game Alec Holowka made before he killed himself. The only really good thing I can say about it is the art style is cool looking. It has a horrible case of millennial writing where everyone talks like they are in Borderlands. Everyone is hyper sarcastic, hyper self aware and snarky like you're on Reddit. It's also about mental health lol. A big part of the game is a shitty guitar hero rhythm game which is super ass. It of course got glowing reviews very similar to Gone Home and depression quest because game reviewer are mentally ill sad sacks that relate to that shit.

I wish the engine was leaked/open source, it's potentially a neat vehicle for story platforming, but the dogshit that was written really deflates it.

ferrets

Jellyfish no longer trendy, sad. *flushing noises* What is it with libtards and ferrets?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Zoe "The Accomplice" Quinn inciting criminal tips to abolish ICE. Any chance you can give tips to ICE in Los Angeles about her?
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Someone reported her and banned her Tinder account for impersonation when she should've been reported for accomplice tips against ICE, scamming $85K of Kickstarter money to work on Chuck Tingle's game, driving Alec Holowka to suicide, joining the domestic terrorist group Antifa as an Antifa Field Medic, sleeping with Kotaku journalists for positive reviews on her shitty text game Depression Quest that started GamerGate, etc.
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Bitching about game devs and why people should hire her as a game dev.
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She might as well spirit bomb herself to suicide for the good of the gaming world.
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And today's beta male simps of Zoe Quinn; Nick "Gay Suds" Suda, Kirk the Instant Soyboy, Thorn the Furry Werewolf, "Omnicuck" Omnidoomer, Hazel "Ass-fumes" Azureus, Ehren "Mega Lone Soy" Wessel, Kevin "Tales of Phantom Gay Buttsex" Forbes, and Bisexual Cuck Couch!

 

[AnOminous]

And today's beta male simps of Zoe Quinn; Nick "Gay Suds" Suda, Kirk the Instant Soyboy, Thorn the Furry Werewolf, "Omnicuck" Omnidoomer, Hazel "Ass-fumes" Azureus, Ehren "Mega Lone Soy" Wessel, Kevin "Tales of Phantom Gay Buttsex" Forbes, and Bisexual Cuck Couch!

Yet another case of "do they grow these things in a vat somewhere?"

 

[Haramburger]

Yet another case of "do they grow these things in a vat somewhere?"

They were supposed to develop the next generation of hero shooters and emotional anti-capitalist walking sims, until the winds began to change...

 

[Borealis]

Is this dumb whore up to some hilarious and equally horrendous shenanigans as of late?

I ask because I'm too lazy and lack the patience to research her activities. She's done enough harm to the world at large — and that's saying something for what would normally be a nobody like her — to warrant my attention, but not my active research.

Still, since I'm merely offloading my workload to you fine people, and so I apologize for my laziness, and thank you for any information you may provide.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Gets tits implants, still does nothing about her gross SAUSAGE FINGERS.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Gets tits implants, still does nothing about her gross SAUSAGE FINGERS.

Implants? Why?!

Isn't she still a big ol' fat girl?

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Implants? Why?!

Isn't she still a big ol' fat girl?

Before she became Zoe Quinn, Chelsea was "Locke Valentine" on some pseudo-Suicide Girls site, and she had NO TITS. Once her grift took off, then she suddenly got boobs overnight.

 

[Borealis]

Someone reported her and banned her Tinder account for impersonation when she should've been reported for accomplice tips against ICE, scamming $85K of Kickstarter money to work on Chuck Tingle's game, driving Alec Holowka to suicide, joining the domestic terrorist group Antifa as an Antifa Field Medic, sleeping with Kotaku journalists for positive reviews on her shitty text game Depression Quest that started GamerGate, etc.
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She really is a terrible person.

Still, I regret calling her a "dumb whore":

Is this dumb whore [...]

It was uncalled for, despite how bad of a person she is.

Regarding her sleeping around for favors, do you guys know the names of the journalists she slept with? These are the "5 guys", correct? Video game journalists Patrick Klepek and Jason Schreier were very outspoken during Gamergate and appeared in many conversations, but I don't believe she slept with these two?

I could of course do my due diligence and read the OP in full and the other materials linked to here, but boy is that an undertaking.

 

[JeanRob1]

Still, regarding her sleeping around for favors, do you guys know the names of the journalists she slept with? These are the "5 guys", correct? Video game journalists Patrick Klepek and Jason Schreier were very outspoken during Gamergate and appeared in many conversations, but I don't believe she slept with these two?

The fact that there was at least 5 heterosexual video game journalists is the strangest thing in this story.

 

[Never Scored]

Still, I regret calling her a "dumb whore":

The thing with the Zoe Quinn stuff is I have zero issue with someone wanting to sleep around. You only have one life, if that's what you personally find fulfilling, go for it. It doesn't affect me. I don't give a fuck.

When you are sleeping with men in your industry for preferential treatment so you can make money, though, I think you do cross a line that actually meets the technical dictionary definition of whore. I know you're not getting paid directly, but if they use their clout to prop up your career, it's still monetary compensation in exchange for sex. Even then though, I don't care about that too much. I've worked at tons of companies where the company owner hires his useless side piece to give her a paycheque. I don't really view sucking dick for publicity for your shitty game all that differently.

I only started to care when they got called out for it and tried to gaslight everyone by going, "It's because she's a brilliant storyteller, actually." And by "care" I mean I thought it was funny they got caught and doubled down.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Zoe "Accomplice" Quinn 3D-printing whistle for her liberal leftist allies in case of ICE in Los Angeles (instead of working on her Chuck Tingle Kickstarter game), now that she heard about another Minneapolis shooting. Also, a lolcow crossover with Chris Kluwe.
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How nice of lolcows like Zoe Quinn herself to mention other lolcows like Mike Cernovich and mixing it with GamerGate that (almost) everyone moved on after almost 11 1/2 years ago.
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How would you react in fear if you see a flabby 40-year-old whore like Zoe Quinn in a Sailor Moon skirt?
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You're still overreacting.
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More hateful than AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
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Which one? You have too many fuckass ex-boyfriends.
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And today's soyboy beta cucks simping for Zoe Quinn; Ethan "Kocuck" Kocak, "El Duende" Eowyn, Titania Bird aka Titania The 40-Year-Old 300 Pounds of Birdshit, Aeriqui "Abu Dhabi", Mike Isn't Normal, Spud "Potato Cuck" Beach + AI image, Carli "Identifies as an Alien" Velocci + AI image, Dr. Soy Nerd, Patrick "Kuck Jabba" Karjala +AI image, and Khakionion "Kuckold Onions"! Behold their soyness that's good for AI editing since they hate that too!

 

[King Dead]

Talk about performative virtue signaling. "Look at how important I am, running my 3D printers full-time to make whistles to protect those heckin wholesome refugees!" Whistles are about as simple a thing to mass produce as you can get, which is why a single factory could make thousands in the same amount of time as Chelsea's printers, and for a lot less money per unit too. Even if her heckin awesome whistles end up in the hands of the faggots who keep fucking with law enforcement, they'll probably get lost or broken within no time.

What an absolute fucking waste.

 

[Karl Jobst's Asian Wife]

I have a special disgust for people who hate their own race. Being proud of hating your own race makes my disgust for you even stronger.

 

[Haramburger]

"Donated filament"

Is Chelsea that down-bad she can't afford to Amazon a $25 spool of filament herself? Those whistles probably took less than a sixth of the spool, I doubt she printed more.

These little whistles suck, if you could print anything, why are you not printing the chambered Aztec Death Whistles that sound like a cacophony of human screams in pain? The normie whistles are annoying enough in youtube vids I'm seeing, why not go the extra step?

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Talk about performative virtue signaling. "Look at how important I am, running my 3D printers full-time to make whistles to protect those heckin wholesome refugees!" Whistles are about as simple a thing to mass produce as you can get, which is why a single factory could make thousands in the same amount of time as Chelsea's printers, and for a lot less money per unit too. Even if her heckin awesome whistles end up in the hands of the faggots who keep fucking with law enforcement, they'll probably get lost or broken within no time.

What an absolute fucking waste.

Funnily enough it echoes the other big gamergate lolcow, Brianna Wu. He and his screaming chink midget were printing shitty respirators in the early stages of the Coof. (More precisely he bragged about printing one, said they were going to make tons of them and distribute them to 'muh community", and then never mentioned it again.)