DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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I see in the "this is how you don't play" series, he really does encounter a number of glitches.

It might actually demonstrate moreso that he is just a mongoloid. Like he's SO incompetent and genuinely retarded that he's just randomly fumbling into weird glitches and bugs zero other players or QA testers ever found, because only people with literal actual brain damage would ever, say, hit that specific wall then leap backwards and do a somersault or whatever.

Phil would be a great QA tester if he gives up on YouTube. NOBODY can maneuver around a game as erratically and moronically as Phil. He WILL trigger the bizarro bug that could only ever happen by clipping the edge of a platform, running headfirst into the left wall, then slipping off the cliff to his death.
 
would phil even benefit from seeing a psychiatrist at this point? assuming he put his ego aside - which is very very optimistic
How would that even work for a narcissist?
This guy tries to game any sort of system to get a win out of everything. He would just lie and would say the appointment went well depending on how much he thinks the psychiatrist ate his shit up.
I know the whole thing with Phil and the heat is kinda stupid, but it has had me a bit intrigued simply because I'm trying to figure out which scenario is the case.

1. He has some stupid set up with his ac, ventilation, or something retarded he did to make it actually super hot in there. He showed the temperature on the AC unit before and it was 80 something, although people joked he had set it's target temp to 80, I wouldn't be surprised to find out he didn't actually have the exhaust going outside or something.
I remember going autistic about this but he showed the temp on his AC unit as a means to read the temperature. I looked into his model and it doesn't read room temps. It is a set temperature. I'm too lazy to dig up the images again but I have made a post about it.

It's impossible that GLOBAL WARMING got so bad in a year that it's now 30 degrees higher in his office in winter, as opposed to the 20 degrees he would mention on most days with FULL SUN.
 
I see in the "this is how you don't play" series, he really does encounter a number of glitches.
Not really that much to be fair, he's very quick to call anything a glitch...

I guess the main reason he does encounter glitches is cause he always manages to avoid using key mechanics of games while bashing his head through the game. I agree he would be a great QA tester if you plan on making your game so dumbed down even Jaydes could play it competitively.
 
In regards to the heat thing I do have some insights. Not going to power level to much, but I use a bedroom as an office in an older home.

It's not something you really think about, but typically bedroom doors are left open most of the day and the majority of people turn their heat down at night. This means the rooms all equalize heat and warm and cool relatively uniformly with the homes natural heating cycle.

Your thermostat usually sits right by the return air duct. Typically these are in hallways and the heat comes in around the outer walls so the natural draft drags the bedroom air to the hallway and heats from the outside in.

In winter I actually fully believe a room with a shut door all day likely is getting hot with the heating cycle, let alone all the electronics making more heat and Phil himself heating the room.

A real adult man would figure this out and restrict the air flow from the heating ducting, open the door or a window. Those ideas seem so obvious it's retarded to even suggest, but I know Phil probably hasn't done any of those things. (He could also just trim like half an inch off the bottom of the door and it would help, but that's way to advanced)
 
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The thing you guys seem to forget is that it’s much much easier to lie online behind a screen than irl . Phil is not some kind of mastermind he is in fact a terrible liar . Even his whales who donates knows he is full of shit .
I'm pretty sure anyone face to face with him would sense the bullshit instantly . A psychiatrist would spot the narcissicm tendency first meeting too .

That's what is fascinating with him , i know , you know , he knows we know and yet still continue to go deeper .
 
He really is retarded. If he went to Lolcow Live, not only would he get money for doing nothing, he would also finally get some social interaction he desperately needs, maybe even befriend LTG and Wings.
If he gets 1000 bucks per appearance then he can literally do the same thing Melonie Mac does with the Hamburglar and just milk Keem for money.

Nope, better to beg Jayde for 100 bucks otherwise people might think he's a lolcow and make fun of him.

Newsflash: PEOPLE ALREADY THINK YOU ARE A LOLCOW AND MAKE FUN OF YOU, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL BITE THE BULLET AND BECOME A LOLCOW LIVE MEMBER, AT LEAST YOU WOULD GET SOME FUCKING EASY MONEY OUT OF IT. YOUR EGO IS COMPLETELY RETARDED.
 
The thing you guys seem to forget is that it’s much much easier to lie online behind a screen than irl . Phil is not some kind of mastermind he is in fact a terrible liar . Even his whales who donates knows he is full of shit .
I'm pretty sure anyone face to face with him would sense the bullshit instantly . A psychiatrist would spot the narcissicm tendency first meeting too .

That's what is fascinating with him , i know , you know , he knows we know and yet still continue to go deeper .
To understand how bad of a liar Phil is, you can compare him to, say, Boogie. Boogie had the entire internet fooled about who he is for over a decade. If you sat Boogie and someone who knows nothing about him for a 2 hours chat, Boogie can convince that person of damn near anything, but he's just too exposed now to get away with it on the internet.

Do the same with Phil and the only thing he can convince anyone with half a brain is that he is lying about everything he says. It really is remarkable how awful he is at lying, his alien mind just doesn't understand how pattern recognition works on human brains.
 
I know the whole thing with Phil and the heat is kinda stupid, but it has had me a bit intrigued simply because I'm trying to figure out which scenario is the case.
It's entirely learned helplessness. Anything he's confronted with he convinces himself that there's nothing he can do to fix it.

A normal person would be confronted with what they thought was an 80 degree room on a 50 degree day and put a fan in the window. He's decided that this problem can only be solved with $20k, might as well use it as a begging crutch.
 
his alien mind just doesn't understand how pattern recognition works on human brains.
With so little human interactions, no wonder he's getting worse at lying.

He was already bad in the first place don't get me wrong but years of social interactions made him worse.

I don't count Fat Khet as a social interaction as she's barely sentient.
 
A real adult man would figure this out and restrict the air flow from the heating ducting, open the door or a window. Those ideas seem so obvious it's retarded to even suggest, but I know Phil probably hasn't done any of those things.
Maybe he could have a marathon where chat walks him through basic home maintenance and showers him in donos, that's about the only way it's getting done. And it can't leave the office because otherwise we'd see the state of the Snort Fort, which is assuredly a hoard at this point.
 
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AI thumbnails looking as good as ever king! For today's dented Lego stream.
 
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