DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

I've got a good idea for Phil.
It's exactly like his drinking streams but better. It's so good that I think it could actually save the business for real!
Instead of streaming and playing games while drunk he gets drunks and writes tweets.
Instead of it being during Burnell Productions business hours he can do it off the clock, late at night.
Instead of people helping to "support" him, he can pay for the alcohol himself.
Instead of having Derich and Jayde as loyal viewers he can sit on his home style couch downstairs and alone.
Instead of talking to his wife, he can DM black men in private late at night while intoxicated.

My idea is called "GinTweets"

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

The call went out during Clair

 

[johnkimble123]

Wings really needs to tell Phil to fuck off. Enough nice guy with him, it just encourages Phil to do this punching down nonsense.

I’d even go further… Phil brings up how fat Wings is and how his wife enables him, just say the same shit about how Phil made his wife just as fat by constantly ordering out like the lazy fuck he is.

Phil is just baiting for topics but fuck it. He won’t say shit when you call his wife a fat cunt, just ask PPP.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

He needs to do this, it makes him look like a real televangelist on stage.

I know I'm completely Media-Brained but he started off like Oz Cobb from The Penguin and now he's become Baby Billy from Righteous Gemstones.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

I’d even go further… Phil brings up how fat Wings is and how his wife enables him, just say the same shit about how Phil made his wife just as fat by constantly ordering out like the lazy fuck he is.

Phil is just baiting for topics but fuck it. He won’t say shit when you call his wife a fat cunt, just ask PPP.

Wings always struck me as a huge pussy, also strikes me as a total bitch since he said he thinks DSP is unironically entertaining. Say what you will about RTU but he isn’t afraid to call Phil out in ways Wings never would.

Man it would be fucking awesome to hear Phil get called out by Wings about his fatass wife (Kat Burnell), though.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Noticed vassild was back tonight. Here's a 10 year old post in the wow reddit where a person said he had a reputation for being the village idiot

 

[PenskeMaterial]

whatever is wrong with him, it's getting worse.

Good.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

And yes, this guy did what Jaha should've done.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

200$ night. I'm packing it in for the night, I don't enjoy cocky "people like me" Phil. I do get tickled at the idea that the one game he kept saying he was done with, the game that makes him most miserable, is the only one he's making money with.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

And yes, this guy did what Jaha should've done.

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This second photo speaks a thousand words. The low support, the hilarious name, the 2-0 in the troll's favor, the face of utter disdain.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

200$ night. I'm packing it in for the night, I don't enjoy cocky "people like me" Phil. I do get tickled at the idea that the one game he kept saying he was done with, the game that makes him most miserable, is the only one he's making money with.

For whatever it's worth, at least him getting the tugboat bucks dumped on him tonight means more Street Fighter, which means more pissbaby tantrums.

And also, his sustained high blood pressure hopefully bringing us all closer and closer to that glorious day where he suffers a fatal stroke live on stream!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Wings always struck me as a huge pussy, also strikes me as a total bitch since he said he thinks DSP is unironically entertaining. Say what you will about RTU but he isn’t afraid to call Phil out in ways Wings never would.

Man it would be fucking awesome to hear Phil get called out by Wings about his fatass wife (Kat Burnell), though.

Wings loves fat bitches. He's married to one and has been ATM machines to others. So to him he's not insulting Kat when he mentions her weight.

I wouldn't say Wings is a pussy. It's more that he's severely depressed. The main reason he's passive with Phil is because he admittedly is only online to get money, and there's a clear crossover in whales with Phil, so why rock that boat. Same reason Wings is always cordial with Keem now, because he's a money source, and we know he despises him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Can you feel the chill fun gameplay?

 

[neger psykolog]

For whatever it's worth, at least him getting the tugboat bucks dumped on him tonight means more Street Fighter, which means more pissbaby tantrums.

And also, his sustained high blood pressure hopefully bringing us all closer and closer to that glorious day where he suffers a fatal stroke live on stream!

Truly watching Phil is a religious experience and when he has the stroke the no good nudnig paramedics will revive him and he'll stick around on this earth for at least another 5 strokes to lecture us about the teachings of Jesus Christ just like Jack Scalfani.

I can't wait.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Much like mario kart I don't mind the SF6 whaling out.

The game causes him to suffah.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Sock account activity is extremely high tonight. That k1ckforkz guy said in his SC that once he created a YT acc he was gonna donate. His account is 2 years old in a few weeks, so that makes no sense and who the fuck creates their first YT account in 2024 unless they're a teenager or kid?

Also, you had that TheGoofyGamersProduction guy that came in. I went and looked and turns out they had an email which led to a website.

https://thegoofygamers.com/

The site has a business listed and when I went to the address, it's a fucking teahouse. Contacted the teahouse with one of my alias and burner emails trying to figure out if they know what they hell is going on. Would love if this led me to one of Phil's major sock acc whales.

And of course, many people believe that stalkingtiger is Timbo. Never seen proof of this.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

And of course, many people believe that stalkingtiger is Timbo. Never seen proof of this.

Not sure how stalkingtiger types but If I remember correctly, Timbo has a very unique typing style and makes no effort to hide it. He's also done this kind of thing before, just food for thought.

 

[Moar Krabs]

Sock account activity is extremely high tonight.

Only reason why is because this was the do or die stream of SF6 to determine whether or not it would be moved to the day stream I've noticed he makes higher amounts than what he normally makes on the do or die streams.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

And also, his sustained high blood pressure hopefully bringing us all closer and closer to that glorious day where he suffers a fatal stroke live on stream!

He really needs to get this shit checked, if he really is drenched in sweat after his sets, his blood pressure is through the fucking roof. He isn't even doing physical labor, just trying to think. This is always what I thought when he talked about that shit, even with the excuse that his room is 9000 degrees on a 30 degree day.

And of course, many people believe that stalkingtiger is Timbo. Never seen proof of this.

A LARPer needs to ask this person about any indepth knowledge they have about the bankruptcy process. If he is Timmy 3 Times, I am sure he'll know a few things.

 

[CumBsCPCollection]

The site has a business listed and when I went to the address, it's a fucking teahouse. Contacted the teahouse with one of my alias and burner emails trying to figure out if they know what they hell is going on. Would love if this led me to one of Phil's major sock acc whales.

BUSTED!!!