DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Quarantine Zone is getting the wage quit and bored quit (bored because no goal hit) speech.

There is NO goal and no need to rally support though!

Lol he said he got told how to beat Simon so he WILL beat him tomorrow.
Watching Jerma play Quarantine is like night and day.

Jerma isn't a god at gaming in fact he gets clowned on it a lot. Difference is, he's very entertaining, engages with the chat and even knows how to join in on the jokes and gets one or two back on them.

Phil on the other hand well..
DSP was really really bad at the game like REALLY bad. Had to be reminded to do every single thing.

LMAO he is back to Code Violet now so fucking desperate wtf
 
How long do you guys give it until he can't hold the toxicity in anymore and he goes on a grave-dancing tangent about Turkey Tom?

He was asked about it on the """Morning Show""" earlier, and tried to brush it off as not caring, but it was VERY obvious how full of resentment he is toward that little zoomer goonclown and there's no way he hasn't already been poring over the KF thread about him at 2 am with a bottle of gin.
Somebody else has to do the work of putting the two BPD whores' testimonies into a digestable >30 minute video. Preferably a man because once again the story is being delivered by two whores. And Phil is too chudly to give them the time of day.
Spoilers: there's not much to this story other than Tom might be a nonce. Nobody seems to really focus on that aspect of the story. It seems everyone has settled into a mindset of "oh it's like having roleplay sex as a cheerleader or schoolgirl." I think it's fucked and there is definitely an unwillingness to dig too deep. Tom's knocking about with women who dress like 14-years-olds. That's the aesthetic they're going for. And thats what Tom consistantly goes for. As for the other allegations the only really bad one is that Tom is bit rough in the sack. That's not the same as direct physical abuse. The rest of it is just personal details meant to seemingly embarass Tom. I don't like Tom but this story is barely passing the sniff test.

Although the fact that DSP was feeling brave enough to have a not-so-subtle go at Hasan for the shock collar incident you would think he'd have mouth off by now. At least on X.
 
At this point, when will Phil resurrect Sea of Stars or another banished game in desperation? Or will he go the nuclear option and do SF6 twice a week for Cuxxor to shell out his call centre earnings?
This is a pretty fucking desperate week all things considered:

ICS unbanned (said he would never do it and has banned countless alts)
2 wagequits already and it's only Monday
ReACKing to some Life is Strange shit tomorrow
SF6 Ranked grind to master returning and promises to play new chars if he gets whaled out (months ago SF6 was never coming back ever)
Daytime Lego building stream
Code Violet returning to what will be a playthrough designed to cut videos for views (isn't even on his schedule panic move)
DSP Morning Show is supposed to be some meaningful kahntent when it's just the usual shit

His only active games are going to be Arc Raiders (5 missed goals now), SF6, RimWorld (on thin ice if he doesn't have enough money an hour in it's dropped 100%) and Code Violet after tomorrow.

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We're in such a weird twilight zone right now. He's pretty much fully back to begging constantly through streams, and it's ramping up every day that he falls short of 150 in support, and yet he stubbornly insists we have no goals and never will again. Except it comes across more like he's trying to convince himself than anyone else.

This is the most dire situation for Burnell Productions in quite a while. He's missed just about half of all his goals (that must not be named) so far in 2026. Kick support is way down overall, despite the occasional sporadic manic episode of someone like Doctor Lexus. When he does hit goals, a huge portion of the money is via YouTube, which is delayed and also loses 30% to Google. And - to top it all off - don't forget he has a bigger than usual federal tax bill coming up in a couple months! Truly the last gift Asmon will give him. And you can't really think he's been responsibly paying quarterly estimates, do you, morahn?

Unbanning ICS says it all. The RGB-bathed walls of that ahffice must feel like they're closing in on him just lately...
 
He's pretty much fully back to begging constantly through streams, and it's ramping up every day that he falls short of 150 in support,
Its really strange though because that $150 includes all methods of financial support. Its not as if he gets $2 in tips and loses his shit despite only counting tips for the longest. Correct me if I'm wrong it just seems Kick is paying him more frequently than YouTube so Phil's constantly begging at the Kick side. That new source of income must be more massive than we thought.
 
This is the equivalent of a kid with a runny nose offering you their ice cream cone after they've slathered it all over their face.
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My god those color scheme choices on the lettering are fucking wretched.
"we don't have goals
No goals but 126 Dahllerz isn’t enough. “It was good BUT it wasn’t as good as th week before we could have done better and that’s sad” nigger stfu and go cry into your bottle of booze.
 
Make no mistake, the Pokemon DLC, as far as what I had heard is ACTUALLY bad with lots of mandatory grinding to the point where even Serebii and CentroLeaks started getting pissy, but it's very clear that Phil is parroting off people's viewpoints for the sake of money. In fact I seriously doubt he actually enjoys Legends Z-A beyond Jayde paying him to name Pokemon for these 6 months, he was even stalling the main story for a couple months to make sure someone pays to name him the Pokemon.


The key of moving up the corporate ladder is being able to be likeable enough to get promoted while doing as little as possible.
Umm I think now to move up the ladder (especially on tech and gaming giants like Google/Youtube, Microsoft, Discord and every single AAA western video gaming company) is to be both as unlikeable and do as little as possible save for censoring people, flooding algorithms with generative AI videos/posts so actual people will move to places where they will never be heard of again or just vanish and stop making content altogether, manipulating people to pay more for diminishing rewards and creating "meaningful khantent" that only profits shareholders and not customers. Bonus if you are a Jeet or a Wokie.

They are essentially like DarkSydePhil but DSP isn't the only streamer on YT and Kick while YT, Microsoft and Discord are a 95% virtual monopoly so if you want to be seen or download something actually useful, you don't have a choice. And even EA and Activision had way more than 3 or 4 dents to give them money (even if paying them for games is equal to paying DSP for him to play games).


he really is just some weird offshoot of Chris Chan.
He is worse than Chris chan by a mile.

Make no mistake Chris Chan is a creep and a sex pest but at the least Chris Chan fuckups are actually funny and they aren't as frequent as DSP fuckups and are more of quality over quantity blunders. There are (or were) also people actively symathizing with him out in the open at least until he went full tranny and then raped his mother.

DSP almost always fucks up majorly every other day, his fuckups are not funny by any metric and I had never heard of anyone openly sympathizing with him out of paying dents.
 
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Now half the games on his schedule image have been wage quitted or sent to the shadow realm.

I guess the second rimworld stops getting support it'll be a quit. Watch him complain there's no games to play next.
 
Not a single dollar while he eats on DSP Tries It, damn.

Also, I hope the new female president of Nintendo of America learns the lesson that if Phil doesn't get $150 to play a Nintendo game, it becomes boring. It's the developers' job to develop a game thinking about what will make the dents open their velcro wallets.

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Not a single dollar while he eats on DSP Tries It, damn.

Also, I hope the new female president of Nintendo of America learns the lesson that if Phil doesn't get $150 to play a Nintendo game, it becomes boring. It's the developers' job to develop a game thinking about what will make the dents open their velcro wallets.

Edit: What missing two goals does to a mf

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He slammed that panic button so hard.
 
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