💰 Grifter Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl - Orangutan-armed Clout Chaser, Creator of #KickVic, Crowdfund Grifter, Made a Tribute to a Rapist, RIP Siren

[Falcon Sebben]

his name isn't Joshua Saucedo. Rather, that's his middle name and why he's been so hard to pin down. archive doesn't work due to needing to be logged in. His actual first name is Samuel.

Nine jobs in the past however many years and they're all the most bottom of the barrel customer service jobs? Not even a "manager"? Armzy sure got herself a catch there didn't she? But then... it's not like she's much better all things considered.

You know when you see a couple that makes you think, "they're perfect for each other"? That's Armzy and her husbando. Totally the lowest tier of society and will never amount to anything.

 

[p1138]

@p1138 Oh damn man, that's a huge find for sure. Dude's a part time bus boy at Universal. You know what though, this actually makes me think even more in my pet theory that they sell her pain meds on the side that she we know she got because she showed them on a stream many years ago kind of haphazardly. She was reportedly in some car wreck and it screwed up her bad. It explains her appearance and mental changes around that time too, her constantly dead eyed pupils suddenly, and I don't see how they can possibly afford rent in Burbank even if it's a shithole on a combined 'real' income of maybe $20k a year.

Minimum wage in Burbank as long as he actually got 40 hours a week would put him at $35k/year since it's $16.90 an hour. Remember, this is California. Fast food jobs can be higher due to stupid laws.

They both need to cut off their resume lists to around 2017 and just lie and consolidate them into a few eras of 'self employed' mixed with a few real ones instead of having so many short term shit jobs. Nobody's going to call and verify if you worked for a grocery store a few months in 8 years ago and it makes you look worse too.

Nine jobs in the past however many years and they're all the most bottom of the barrel customer service jobs? Not even a "manager"? Armzy sure got herself a catch there didn't she? But then... it's not like she's much better all things considered.

You know when you see a couple that makes you think, "they're perfect for each other"? That's Armzy and her husbando. Totally the lowest tier of society and will never amount to anything.

At least he's mostly been working with only some gaps of a couple months here and there. Even if it's shit jobs, he's still doing something at least. Armz on the other hand, trying to list everything she's ever done in life even if she did clean it up no one would hire her for anything other than an entry level job after all this time.

 

[mlanguishi]

Yeah but he says 'part time' in it, so I doubt 40 hours. Probably does under 20 hours since they have no benefits at around $20-25/hr I 'd imagine. Kinda crazy that Samuel thing goes back to 2019 on here with only that 1 mention that I could find ever.

IF she even wanted 'entry level' she'd had to totally scrub her social media, even Bluesky and all the other nonsense. Places like here probably won't show up but all that drama and stuff she's attached too is poison. If she actually starts selling her weeb shit like she mentioned they might be within months of homeless or having to move in with one of his relatives somewhere for real. I used to have some info on one of his relative's name from a DM long ago that I can't find anymore that I reversed email looked up, kind of didn't think much of it and can't remember. Was some female I think 'Claudia Saucedo', but that was years ago and I lost it.

 

[Michael Bluth]

holy shit and I thought my linkedin/resume was bad...but Mr Marzgurl...sorry bud you a fucking loser...they gotta be on EBT/SNAP/welfare right? No way being part time at the theme park is carrying living in LA...unless he's part of the cartel and shit

 

[p1138]

IF she even wanted 'entry level' she'd had to totally scrub her social media, even Bluesky and all the other nonsense. Places like here probably won't show up but all that drama and stuff she's attached too is poison.

The most precious social media that Kaylyn Saucedo has, is a 2 hour tribute to a rapist including songs sung by her. If she wasn't going to delete that simply due to it being about a rapist, she's never going to do it just to clean up her internet profile for a job.

 

[mlanguishi]

The most precious social media that Kaylyn Saucedo has, is a 2 hour tribute to a rapist including songs sung by her. If she wasn't going to delete that simply due to it being about a rapist, she's never going to do it just to clean up her internet profile for a job.

I think she's pretty much like spoony now, just given up. She's even thrown in the towel on going to Japan it looks. She has no future and I think that's mostly why she's posting more and more reminiscing stuff and and junk like this.



She should've just taken this money instead of throwing it away like this too. Knowing her she probably did steal most or all of it somehow though.

 

[Eventide]

Oh please oh please, homeless arc incoming? I really doubt she'll sell any of her beloved shit just like Boogie threatened to but never did. However she never had close to his money he was getting per year for a long time in her whole life.

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You charge like hundreds per short vid, they're obviously all going to go without now or just use frigging Google's auto AI. I took a quick peak at her patreon and couldn't find how many sub like it seemed easy to before. It used to be like 10 or so few buck ones.

Oh nm, https://graphtreon.com/creator/MarzGurlProductions

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Gone up a bit, wow.

She should claim to be trans & lie about being scared/needing to flee to Canada/Europe/wherever troons are always running off to. Breadtubers are always fundraising & creating stream-a-thons fundraising ridiculous amounts of money for their underemployed troon friends in need of a few hundred grand. Surely being one of the original authors of the "Change the Channel" document must give her some clout in the Breadtube world?

 

[p1138]

I think she's pretty much like spoony now, just given up. She's even thrown in the towel on going to Japan it looks. She has no future and I think that's mostly why she's posting more and more reminiscing stuff and and junk like this.

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She should've just taken this money instead of throwing it away like this too. Knowing her she probably did steal most or all of it somehow though.

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It's a youtube fundraiser, she doesn't touch it.

 

[mlanguishi]

She should claim to be trans & lie about being scared/needing to flee to Canada/Europe/wherever troons are always running off to. Breadtubers are always fundraising & creating stream-a-thons fundraising ridiculous amounts of money for their underemployed troon friends in need of a few hundred grand. Surely being one of the original authors of the "Change the Channel" document must give her some clout in the Breadtube world?

They're making money some way. There's just no way they can stay in that place where they are even though it's a relative dump on what they reportedly make. There's some crime or family support or something going on, or else they're doing debt kiting tricks to bankrupt on it soon.

It's amusing that she's never been very good at even grifting, always getting some of the lowest possible on everything. Instead of doing that youtube fundraiser she should've set up a fake Marzgurl against Sex Abuse charity and scammed that. That $3k+ she raised on that vid is more than the biggest single one she got for the lawyer or very close.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

At least he's mostly been working with only some gaps of a couple months here and there. Even if it's shit jobs, he's still doing something at least. Armz on the other hand, trying to list everything she's ever done in life even if she did clean it up no one would hire her for anything other than an entry level job after all this time.

Okay that's a plus in his ledger but it's still not a good look. I would ask why he's moved around so much and never went beyond the most basic of jobs. It's not even like he's in a position where he gets tips because some of those people clean up especially if they're really good. He's front line staff and that's it.

Armzy is even worse because she's literally got nothing other than being a turbo cunt online and no real jobs to speak of. It would be different if she had a legit business but she doesn't. And her online shenanigans mean she's terminally unemployable.

Remember kids what you leave online can come back and haunt you in the future.

IF she even wanted 'entry level' she'd had to totally scrub her social media, even Bluesky and all the other nonsense.

Bingo! And even then her name is already out there as she can't control what others have posted about her. Any hiring manager would check her past and immediately see she's a liability.

 

[mlanguishi]

Bingo! And even then her name is already out there as she can't control what others have posted about her. Any hiring manager would check her past and immediately see she's a liability.

Bad background will eventually matter less and less over time, but she's at the age where there's not going to be a lot of options even if she was totally clean anymore. Especially not in LA where white people like her are 3rd rate citizens in the market now. She's not whacked out loon enough to work at some club or something, she's too fat, I doubt she can stand more than 20 minutes, can't speak well, and is obnoxious and had minimal tech skills.

It's hard to think even if she had a good background of anything in that area she could work at, even food service anymore. It looks like Josh is putting the fries in the bag but I don't think she's qualified for that. In fact I bet if someone squealed on him to his boss about the shit he's pulled online too that he Universal might go 'wtf is up with this'. Certainly don't do that, but I've said forever making a public naissance of yourself online is a great way to end up in their shape.

Look at all the Charlie Kirk celebrators that got fired. Her last real CC job was apparently a mass firing at CC stuff since there's been no demand for that in ages, but even at that place stalking people and making 11 hour psycho rant videos on someone like she's done is pretty much worse than having old felony convictions to any 'real' job. Maybe some CBD/weed dispensary kind of place would think it's funny and have her around, but that's about it.

Spoony's mostly leveled off to the point that he could probably find something at a game shop, but all those things are closing too so.. These guys are hopeless. Spoony was never really that bad online that he couldn't go back, get some updated education and certs and find something in IT probably. He's just as lazy as she is but 10x smarter for sure even dulled out from psych meds now.

I actually think her best job might be a cashier at a sex shop like Sarah's Secrets/Condoms to Go or something for women. From the few ones I've seen they're just fat dumb chicks that sit on stools all day. Or maybe an adult bookshop and she can be a back room cleaner.

 

[p1138]

Okay that's a plus in his ledger but it's still not a good look. I would ask why he's moved around so much and never went beyond the most basic of jobs. It's not even like he's in a position where he gets tips because some of those people clean up especially if they're really good. He's front line staff and that's it.

Oh for sure, he's going to end up as a walmart door greeter or whatever just chasing bullshit entry level or food service industry jobs for the rest of his life at this point. But at least him not existing purely as a drain on society is a massive plus compared to a lot of people in the country and I can at least respect that to a point.

Maybe some CBD/weed dispensary kind of place would think it's funny and have her around, but that's about it.

I'm honestly not even sure that'd work. What could she do other than a basic cashier position? And even that still requires talking to people and acting social, while standing and walking all day, which she's awful at.

At any rate, now Armz is reposting about another con she'd have to take a vacation to attend, this time in Florida


And now anime bars are bad

https://bsky.app/profile/marzgurl.com/post/3mcpaod7ofs2k

https://archive.ph/VC2Lx

So some chick sticks her nose into the police getting called because someone claimed they got roofied, and them some russian sounding guy throws his weight into it, and then eventually the patron who didn't get roofied gets banned. Why did she get banned? because she didn't have anything to do with it or have any information but decided to film and argue. Big deal.

So then the owners of the bar own anime matsuri and are a married couple. Why does that matter? Apparently they got 10 civil suit cases against them from various entities for non payment, there's no information shown what the results of those cases were, just that a handful of them exist. In 2014 the owners intended to sell some shit left by a Japanese guest... so? Claims they sabotaged Delta H Con by saving they could get free entry if they showed a ticket from some other unrelated thing, but there's no proof of this, and big deal some people got turned away at a different convention and the guy in the video claims it was for showing anime matsuri tickets but that's not what the quote shown on screen says. In 2015 the husband asks some cosplayers for nudes, they were apparently over 18 and could have just said no, and had an adult conversation with a model who also could have just said no but the worst problem I guess is that the wife didn't care and said that they could have just said no or asked him to stop with the shit but never did. How dare someone ask another person to drop a conversation, or question why they didn't. Then of course the guy complains that Vic Mignogna is an alleged child predator and was invited in 2019... even though after all this time... doesn't seem to be a child predator and nothing of the sort ever came out except allegations that he was fucking 18-20 year olds at conventions and "someone" got a C&D from the owners after making crazy claims about Anime Matsuri and Vic.

And this is all because someone supposedly got roofied and assaulted in a bar, but it wasn't staff or the owners that had anything to do with it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

At any rate, now Armz is reposting about another con she'd have to take a vacation to attend, this time in Florida

No money for the basics, will have to start selling her shit to stay solvent but wants to spend money to go to a con on the other side of the country.

Maybe there's a reason she can't get a real job because she's a fucking retard.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm honestly not even sure that'd work. What could she do other than a basic cashier position? And even that still requires talking to people and acting social, while standing and walking all day, which she's awful at.

She's pretty retarded. Didn't she flunk out of community college because she couldn't manage to pass the bare minimum math requirement for a liberal arts major, which is basically remedial high school math?

Maybe she could do the kind of hiring retards quota job where they have pictures of stuff on the register.

 

[p1138]

She's pretty retarded. Didn't she flunk out of community college because she couldn't manage to pass the bare minimum math requirement for a liberal arts major, which is basically remedial high school math?

Maybe she could do the kind of hiring retards quota job where they have pictures of stuff on the register.

Kind of. A lot of CCs limit how many credits you can take without actually accomplishing anything, and she and Josh stayed there for years. But she didn't even try to re-take the basic ass algebra class for credit(which any of these places will do) before getting booted after wasting a bunch of time as a wannabe slumlord Van Wilder(she mentioned as much in a tweet or one of her blogs about it, it's in this thread somewhere) since the point is to provide a cheap place to learn something, maybe earn some transferrable credits for a real college, and eventually move on.

Of course "moving on" is something Armz has never been capable of doing.

 

[p1138]

Got a bit of an update about how desperate Armz is getting for rent money to the point of considering fraud

https://bsky.app/profile/marzgurl.com/post/3mct4lnqtlk2h

https://archive.ph/tl6es

Yes Armz, you could claim your dead mother's unclaimed property... if your father didn't exist or you're the executor of the will or administrator of the estate for probate. But considering you're retarded and don't know this, I doubt you are. And as mentioned for anyone else that your dead mother was the administrator of an estate for, then you'd need to get lawyers involved that you can't afford.

For those unaware, this is a database search(also a way to find info about people online) for unclaimed property that a state has and states have their own pages you can find at https://unclaimed.org/ the idea is that if say... some business like a cellphone company you had service with 15 years ago owed you a refund but couldn't get that refund to you, they obviously have to balance their books to avoid any possible bullshit in their accounting so they hand it over to the state with as much information as they have, so you can eventually figure this out and claim it later. Some people have amounts in the thousands from court settlements and shit, others it could be a $2 check from a class action lawsuit about cat litter or something.

 

[Travoltron]

Yes Armz, you could claim your dead mother's unclaimed property... if your father didn't exist

Somebody let her dad know about it so that she can't get it.

 

[p1138]

Somebody let her dad know about it so that she can't get it.

If it's in her mother's name(using her father's last name, I don't know what her maiden name would have been) and in California for some reason, he probably just couldn't be bothered. You can see what I mean by how low the amounts are, one is literally 2 cents. A lot of people when they find out about this stuff and look, decide it's just not worth bothering with the paperwork.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If it's in her mother's name(using her father's last name, I don't know what her maiden name would have been) and in California for some reason, he probably just couldn't be bothered. You can see what I mean by how low the amounts are, one is literally 2 cents. A lot of people when they find out about this stuff and look, decide it's just not worth bothering with the paperwork.
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Ooooh! She could maybe get enough money for a couple Door Dash orders from Taco Bell from some of these things assuming she's the woman in question.

But it would probably cost her more to get the paperwork in than what she would get out of it.

This is beyond pathetic even for her but she's made her bed and needs to deal with the consequences.

 

[p1138]

Ooooh! She could maybe get enough money for a couple Door Dash orders from Taco Bell from some of these things assuming she's the woman in question.

But it would probably cost her more to get the paperwork in than what she would get out of it.

This is beyond pathetic even for her but she's made her bed and needs to deal with the consequences.

Hell, even if she could get a few hundred bucks out of it and not need to involve a lawyer to file anything proving she's indeed the appropriate next of kin to distribute anything to, and it was done quickly, it still wouldn't do a damned thing to pay the rent for this month. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if even without needing a layer, it would take 8-12 weeks.

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https://bsky.app/profile/marzgurl.com/post/3mcvbkbsmpc2j

https://archive.ph/UwX9N

No Armz, most businesses are not going to be able to pay you in under 2 weeks. Also, why does she even have duplicate manga volumes to begin with? And what does this simp think he can do "if things get dire"? Money, she's saying she needs money.