DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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  • Encuesta cerrada .
Big ups to DSP Tries It - Memology 101, without him we would never get this greatly condensed videos of phil being retarded.
You would have to go through 10 videos to find the good stuff.
 
"fixing" wings is comical considering wings is in a better place in pretty much every way. the ltg obsession is some sort of spurned lover type of thing, it's very shakespearian, really. the bard yearned for such scandalous hijinks. we're not done with ltg at all this year, we have evo in a few months where he's gonna have his annual meltdown over him again. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't phil, he's clearly in a lot of pain and lashing out at anyone he can to try and alleviate it.
Shakespeare tried to write the "DSP/LTG" love story but realized, "This DSP character is too fucking gay" and switched to Romeo and Juliet instead
DSP be like I'm rubber, you're glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you! But he is 43. God is dead, the end is near.
Or to use another old saying, Phil's the guy living in a glass house and throwing huge boulders at the walls
 
DSP has autism
And narcissism, is a compulsive liar, has general BPD, one day a year catholic (if he even goes to the Christmas mass he probably doesn't) who hungers for black cock and is so deep in the cloest even he doesn't know that his obese wife is his beard. And to top it all off he's just a cunt as well
 
"The jiffy lube thing...plays mario death sound effect"
Thanks dale for making me laugh harder than I ever did at something Phil said. It's hard to wrap your mind at how unfunny Phil is, he's the only broken clock that's wrong at all times of the day.
 
It feels like just yesterday he was insisting he NEEDS to leave the home ahffice at 9:20 PM PST sharp because Kat is crying downstairs if he's working even a minute past the official cutoff point.

Now I guess it's just standard for the streams to go until 10 PM PST? Does he even still leave at 9:20 when he's past 150 dollars? I guess we've just completely abandoned the pretense of wanting to spend time with the blobwife after work.
 
handcart.mp4
Never let anyone convince you that DSP doesn't have autism
NIGGER YOU CALLED YOUR HANDCART A HANDCART!
It feels like just yesterday he was insisting he NEEDS to leave the home ahffice at 9:20 PM PST sharp because Kat is crying downstairs if he's working even a minute past the official cutoff point.

Now I guess it's just standard for the streams to go until 10 PM PST? Does he even still leave at 9:20 when he's past 150 dollars? I guess we've just completely abandoned the pretense of wanting to spend time with the blobwife after work.
Thats what I'm thinking. He'll stay a little past his normal stream time if he is close enough to the goal so he can run (I know... I know, metaphorically) downstairs to Kat's apartment and say 'I did it roomie! I made a goal people like me!'

He made it to 151 and now he's packing up
 
All of those drama and shit he said he never wants to do again for... $333 dollars? good move King you secured two goals plus one combo on DoorDash with this meaningful kahntent and totally didn't look like a total retard! Couldn't even hit the night stream goal without OT either it's just sad.
 
All of those drama and shit he said he never wants to do again for... $333 dollars? good move King you secured two goals plus one combo on DoorDash with this meaningful kahntent and totally didn't look like a total retard! Couldn't even hit the night stream goal without OT either it's just sad.
Phil must be panicking about money hard at the moment. Because he's not going to be able to repeat this shit.

It's time for economy toilet paper Phil. Klarna is going to rape this man.
 
LTG just plain murdered DSP tonight. I almost suffered second hand embarrassment for the pigroach.

I'd like to congratulate Phail for making both RTU and LTG more likable...even if only temporarily.
 
phil will just twist things and say that all the subs and support ltg got tonight were fake or that "ltg is milking my detractors!" therefore he is the true misery broker while phil was just innocently giving his opinions. I'll be very surprised if phil won't be up late tonight with the gin watching lummox and ltg's response.
 
Hey Phil, you're fucking welcome bitch. I emailed you a copy from my burner so check your spam folder. Go buy a new suit, too because that shitty wedding suit is trash.

Phillip P. Burnell


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Independent Content Creator / YouTuber


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Helicopter Support Inc.


Sales / Support Roles | 2006 – 2011


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Best Buy – Business Team


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Wells Fargo Financial


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Northwestern Mutual Financial Network


Sales Intern (Summer Internship)


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1995


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