DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I want to upload the thumbnail in its full glory because it so perfectly encapsulates how much of a dumpster fire this is. You can tell Phil is in serious mode because he isn't going "HUH?! WHUUUUUUUUT?" every other sentence.


Looking great king!

 

[Telemeter]

Okay, the joke is over. This is just sad now. Please tell me that some dent told him to do this. Please tell me that a 45 year old man did not come up with this idea himself, and thought it was a good one.

If you can't beat the Detractors, join the Detractors.

How hard can it be?

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

HAAAAAALP

 

[UsedUp]

I'm sure I know the answer but what is, DSP doing considered being a detractor?

 

[W@rui]

Viewership is going back down to normal levels.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Looking great king!

We’re reaching dabbleverse levels of human-centipede bottom

 

[Love Is Blue]

Wings being almost 700lbs

so about ¾ of a khet?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Okay, the joke is over. This is just sad now. Please tell me that some dent told him to do this. Please tell me that a 45 year old man did not come up with this idea himself, and thought it was a good one.

I assume there's going to be a MASSIVE tip at the end of this stream for Phil to agree to this. He knows regulars hate this.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm sure I know the answer but what is, DSP doing considered being a detractor?

Yes, he's detracting, but apparently detracting is a lot harder than all those channels make it look.

 

[San Dimas High School]

The scary part is he's said within the past week or so that he could easily do reaction drama and that he's really good at it.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Remember when gossiping was something only high school girls and gay men do? I almost hope he gets whaled today so he keeps this embarrassment going.

Remember when Phil said that if he went back to doing drama, he'd leave a trail of broken bodies in his wake?

 

[Digger10]

mental illness.mov

HAAAAAALP

This guy's like a parrot. People say stuff to him about why he's a loser, he repeats it back when talking about other people. And like a parrot, he doesn't really know what he's saying.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Okay, the joke is over. This is just sad now. Please tell me that some dent told him to do this. Please tell me that a 45 year old man did not come up with this idea himself, and thought it was a good one.

What happened was, Dave was up late, as usual, gin in hand, and saw the Breaking Banquet video. He couldn't believe it just going "omg! omg! omg!" in his RGB nightmare room but had NO ONE to watch it with and talk to about it because he has zero friends and talks to literally no one but his camera. So Dave had a big brained idea, what if the audience could substitute in for having friends? He could watch it on stream and he will be PPP and the audience will be Warski. Its brilliant, when you really think about it bish.

Its like reverse ASMR friendship simulator, where the creator LARPs that the audience is actually his real life friend.

Sad is the appropriate word for this whole fiasco.

 

[Telemeter]

I'll gotta give this to Phil.

This is the most high energy he's been since he pulled that rare Hogan on stream.

It's incredibly dented, but its actually watchable as long as you are a cringe enjoyer.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This is all foreplay into him reacting to the Resident Evil Showcase. That has to be the “logical” reason to this, right?

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

What happened was, Dave was up late, as usual, gin in hand, and saw the Breaking Banquet video. He couldn't believe it just going "omg! omg! omg!" in his RGB nightmare room but had NO ONE to watch it with and talk to about it because he has zero friends and talks to literally no one but his camera. So Dave had a big brained idea, what if the audience could substitute in for having friends? He could watch it on stream and he will be PPP and the audience will be Warski. Its brilliant, when you really think about it bish.

Its like reverse ASMR friendship simulator, where the creator LARPs that the audience is actually his real life friend.

Sad is the appropriate word for this whole fiasco.

It's kind of scary how accurate I can imagine this being. What a life.

But WE are just jealous of the King's sussessful married lifestyle, I suppose!

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

This guy's like a parrot. People say stuff to him about why he's a loser, he repeats it back when talking about other people. And like a parrot, he doesn't really know what he's saying.

Well, parroting is part of autism, and phil is certainly on the spectrum as we know

 

[Love Is Blue]

"This is someone who lives in a bubble." Holy fuck, Phil, you actually need help. Him calling Dale ugly is wild, as he is conventionally attractive (no homo). My nigger you look like an elderly, melting pedophile.

dave's just playing hard to get desu

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Call me prisoner of the moment but 2026 will be the last year DSP is a full time streamer.

ITS OVER

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Warski tweeted about the meltdown

Tomorrow's Kino Casino is going to be great.