Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

In obscene amount of inbreeding ain't helping one bit. The idea that we were gonna bomb this country into our globalhomo zog values is more proof neocons should be killed publically and with due process. Our GWOT vets died for nothing.
Funny story. I knew a guy through social circles who made a tidy amount on the side running horse breeding software. Basically you input everything you know about a blood line and what you know to be recessive/dominant traits and desirable/undesirable. The point of the software was basically to figure out how "pure" you could make your bloodline from champions without running into the Derbies Have Eyes territory. He knew a guy who would do genetic testing on horse samples and from known bloodlines could give you a result and a file to import directly into the software.
Like equine 23 and me, only it was determining if you could get a mare to breed with her grandfather instead of figuring out how much nigger was hidden in your family tree. It could also do multi-generational predictives - not just if you'd end up with a downsy inbred house, but making sure the resulting offspring were also likely to be viable to keep the blood line pure but not completely recessive.

So he sold a license to a guy who was breeding Arabian horses, and after a couple months he was getting really weird questions. He thought at first it was just he didn't know the mideast bloodlines very well and maybe this was private stock that never got on the market.

Eventually the guy came clean with what was going on, and paid him six figures to customize the software for humans. From the samples given, he realized it was the family tree of the house of Saud. They were trying to figure out which cousins to have marry each other so they wouldn't end up fully hapsberg. But it was already a little late. to quot him "The hapsbergs had the jaw, the Saudi royal family has the eyes".

I think about that one a lot when the middle east comes up.

The thing is, Persians aren't stupid sandniggers. They're probably the smartest group of people in central Asia. They've just been run by apocalyptic retard muzzies for the past 47 years, the leadership of whom couldn't engineer their way out of a wet paper bag.

(Yes, I know Ruhollah Khomeini was smart, for an Azerbaijani, but that wasn't a heritable condition to his successors.)
Not anymore in most of the country. Some areas forbade cousin marriage, those areas are alright. But many more accepted it. Those are retards as dumb as arabs. Many are some species of arab.

There's no reason to risk it. They all have to go back.

It's fine if they splatter him but I really do wanna see the Ayatollah perp walked in prison slides like Maduro.
I want to see him do a perp walk to the gallows like Saddam.

Believe it or not, the US cant materialize an armada of warplanes anywhere over the world at any given point in time. Even if the order to start bombing the shit out of Iran has been given the aircraft still need to be staged, fueld, armed, the pilots given their orders and then flown to the target area. Even assuming an immediate hair trigger response this can take up to 24 hours, but realistically takes several days.

That said, depending on what Trunp wants to do we could be seeing the largest aerial bombardment since the second world war about to play out. If Trumps goal is to bring down the Ayatlloahs this time, I do not think he will opt for subtlety like he did with Midnight Hammer.
We sort of can. But the issue is that Iranian revolution is not defense of the homeland. They are going to get what we can spare, and what we can move reasonably. If anyone takes issue with that, Europe is closer and also has war planes. Wonder why Moral Superpower Sweden isn't sending Gripens, why German Eurofighters are not en-route.

We know why the Frogs aren't getting involved (they like their deals with the current islamacists)

I think its perfectly obvious to everyone that the reason the USA is gung ho about this is because its an opportunity to really stick the sword into the throat of a strategic enemy that has vexed America for almost half a century.
Exactly. And anyone who doesn't think this is a good thing needs to post hands and their passport.

Let me translate for you:
My Fellow Persians, the American Stock Market closes in 80 hours. Those resisting, you only need hold till then. Army commanders, you have until then to decide: will you fight for the people, or get vaporized by American and Jewish bombs?

"We need proof that this revolution is viable and won't get literally rolled over by tanks. We need some army commanders to defect or this shit is only going to get token support"

why would either the Americans or the Israelis see the Iranian people as an enemy?
50 years of terrorism.

What good is paying for all this military stuff if we don't get to use it?! We require more Toby Keith songs played to a montage of cruise missiles being launched with an American Flag waving in the background!
The best part is, American stuff actually works unlike Russian equipment so the videos are really awesome.

This but unironically.
 
the estimated 12,000 resistors being murdered by the IRGC
Somehow it feels more bad when i think you meant actual resistors and not their fellow muds.
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Pls dont sexualise the girl in the pic, for all we know she is 7.
 
You talk about how the Mossad can manipulate people into revolting and then go well... it needs to be the right conditions.
Because it always depends on the conditions. You can't be this stupid can you?
Individual cases vs the whole populace.
What does this even mean?
This is a democratic revolution, not a communist one
Nigger, all revolutions are the same. The revolutionaries always get the wall.

Not going to engage you anymore tonight. It's just a constant stream of bad-faith arguments with you.
 
Because it always depends on the conditions. You can't be this stupid can you?
No shit sherlock but the economy was bad last month and the month before. The water was running out same as it was this month. Nothing substantially changed other than US assets moving away from the idea.

What does this even mean?
Think. What does individual mean? It means single cases of people who were manipulated. What cases do you have of mass manipulation leading to revolution?

Nigger, all revolutions are the same. The revolutionaries always get the wall.
Which is why Al-Shaara, the SDF, and the other revolutionaries in syria are all dead.

Not going to engage you anymore tonight. It's just a constant stream of bad-faith arguments with you.
>make stupid arguments
>get frustrated at being unable to understand the rebuttals being made
>try to argue against rebuttals you don't understand
>get answers you still don't understand
>declare that the other person is in bad faith and seethe

Classic Arab behavior. I back up @Ghostse in asking for a hand pic
 

The biggest harbinger that things were about to fall apart in Iran didn’t come from the thwarted anger of the country’s opposition or the frustrated hopes of young people hungry for more personal freedom. It came from the collapse of a bank.
Late last year, Ayandeh Bank, run by regime cronies and saddled with nearly $5 billion in losses on a pile of bad loans, went bust. The government folded the carcass into a state bank and printed a massive amount of money to try to paper over all the red ink. That buried the problem but didn’t solve it.
Instead, the failure became both a symbol and an accelerant of an economic unraveling that ultimately triggered the protests that now pose the most significant threat to the regime since the founding of the Islamic Republic half a century ago. The bank’s collapse made clear that the Iranian financial system, under strain from years of sanctions, bad lending and reliance on inflationary printed money, had become increasingly insolvent and illiquid. Five other banks are thought to be similarly weak.
The crisis hit at the worst possible time. The Iranian government’s credibility had already been battered by a 12-day war with Israel and the U.S. in June that showed it couldn’t defend its population from attack. Its leaders had refused to budge in negotiations over the country’s nuclear program, putting sanctions relief out of reach. In November, Israel and the U.S. threatened to strike again if Iran tried to reconstitute its ballistic missile arsenal or nuclear efforts.
The country’s beleaguered currency, the rial, tipped into a new downward spiral the country had little ability to stop. U.S. enforcement actions had cut Iran off from its crucial flow of dollars from Iraq, significantly reduced its hard currency earnings from oil sales and put its overseas reserves of foreign exchange out of reach with sanctions.


After decades of engineering workarounds and using shadowy flows of cash to keep the country’s battered economy functioning, Tehran had reached a dead end, with no tools to address a deepening economic crisis or meet the needs of an increasingly desperate population. Hundreds of merchants, who don’t typically join the country’s mass protests, took to the streets of Tehran to demand relief.
“This was a very well-connected bank, corrupt et cetera, which underscored that the banking system in itself is a channel for enrichment of the well-connected,” said Adnan Mazarei, a former deputy director of the Middle East and Central Asia Department at the International Monetary Fund. The failure of the bank added to what he called “a crescendo of the loss of legitimacy of the regime following the Israeli attack.”
Ayandeh Bank was founded in 2013 by Ali Ansari, an Iranian businessman who merged two state-owned banks with another he founded previously to form the new lender. He hails from one of the country’s richest families and owns a multimillion-dollar mansion in north London.

Politically, he is seen as close to former conservative President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
The U.K. sanctioned Ansari last year just days after the collapse of Ayandeh, calling him a “corrupt Iranian banker and businessman” who helped finance the sprawling Iranian elite paramilitary and business organization, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.
In a statement in October, Ansari blamed the bank’s failure on “decisions and policies made beyond the bank’s control.”
Ayandeh offered the highest interest rates of any Iranian bank, attracting millions of depositors and borrowing heavily from the central bank, which printed money to keep the institution afloat, economists said. Like other troubled Iranian banks, Ayandeh had a large number of nonperforming loans, one of a range of factors that eventually drove it to failure.
Its largest investment was the Iran Mall, which opened in 2018. The project displayed an opulent excess that made little sense amid the stagnation in the rest of the Iranian economy. Twice the size of the Pentagon, the mall is a city within a city with its own IMAX movie theater, a library, swimming pools and sports complexes, along with indoor gardens, a car showroom and a hall of mirrors modeled on a 16th century imperial Persian palace.
Economists and Iranian officials said the project was an example of self-lending, in which Ansari’s bank effectively lent money to his own companies. When it folded, a report in the semiofficial Tasnim news agency, citing a top central bank official, said that more than 90% of the bank’s resources were tied up in projects under its own management.


Ayandeh came under scrutiny for years from some conservative and reformist politicians who pushed for the bank’s closure and argued that the central bank’s support for the institution would drive up inflation due to its need to print money to fund it.
Those calls reached a fever pitch late last year. Iran’s judiciary chief, Gholamhossein Mohseni-Ejei, publicly called on the central bank in October to take action, threatening on social media to take legal measures if the banking authorities didn’t step in. The central bank announced the bank’s dissolution the next day.
The government took on the bank’s debts and forced it to merge with the country’s largest state-owned lender, Bank Melli. At least five other Iranian banks are now facing a similar fate, according to economists and a statement from a central bank official last year. Those include the state-owned Bank Sepah, one of the largest in the country, which had previously absorbed other failed banks.
The director of bank supervision at the Iranian central bank last year called Ayandeh “a Ponzi scheme.” For many Iranians, it was a symbol of a system whose few resources had been diverted to a well-connected few while they suffered.


“It’s yet another example of the kinds of stories of corruption or unfair practices that give a lot of ordinary Iranians the impression that the system has been rigged against them, or at least rigged in the favor of a small number of elite,” said Esfandyar Batmanghelidj, chief executive of the Bourse & Bazaar Foundation, an economic think tank.
Ayandeh was at the heart of what economists say was a broader crisis in the financial system that accelerated following the reimposition of U.S. sanctions in 2018.
Lacking funding, Iranian banks have relied on borrowing from the central bank through an emergency liquidity mechanism that charged high interest rates but lent money without requiring collateral. The banks then invested the funds unwisely, often lending to connected elites to engage in speculation and big construction projects.
The central bank printed money to fund the loans, which banking officials and economists have long warned was creating an inflationary cycle and weakening the currency.
The result was a shaky financial system dependent on the state at a time when Iran was about to be hit with a series of increasingly severe shocks: waves of sanctions, the fall of regional allies like Hezbollah and the Assad regime in Syria, and direct conflict with Israel and the U.S. As of 2019 the government effectively controlled about 70% of Iran’s banking system, according to an analysis by Mazarei, the former IMF official.



Ayandeh’s collapse set off alarm bells. “It reinforced the sense that the banking system is very, very fragile and vulnerable,” Mazarei said. “If something goes wrong, it will come back to the public purse.”
Iran’s economic collapse was years in the making but unfolded rapidly in recent months. The national currency lost 84% of its value compared with the dollar in 2025. Food prices rose at an annual rate of 72%, nearly double the average in recent years. The country is also dealing with an energy and water crisis so severe that President Masoud Pezeshkian has proposed moving the capital out of Tehran and closer to the Indian Ocean coast.
Wages didn’t keep up, and the fast-rising prices pushed ordinary Iranians to a breaking point. People said they could no longer afford food. With the value of the rial dropping by the hour, shop owners couldn’t figure out how to set prices. Importers were losing money even before they could put their goods up for sale.
“The Iranian middle class has been destroyed,” said a 43-year-old female artist and Tehran resident. “When you can no longer even try to obtain food, you have nothing left to lose.”
While the government was spending money to wind down Ayandeh, it was cutting support for the public. The budget proposed by the government in December included a number of austerity measures. It called for the elimination of a favorable exchange rate for imports, the removal of some bread subsidies, and for imported gasoline to be sold at market prices.


In all it proposed cutting $10 billion in government support for the public and key interest groups like importers, according to an analysis by Bijan Khajehpour, a managing partner of the Vienna-based consulting firm Eurasian Nexus Partners.
The budget was officially presented to parliament on Dec. 23, but rumors of the coming wave of austerity circulated beforehand, stirring concerns about further economic pain at a time when the rial was already falling.
Economists said this growing financial crisis came to a head at the same time that a perfect storm of pressure—tightening international sanctions, the fallout of last year’s war with Israel and years of economic mismanagement—was sapping the government’s ability to address it.
Worsening U.S. and European sanctions have forced Iran’s oil industry to rely on an international “shadow fleet” of tankers to export its products, meaning that more oil revenue flows into the hands of middlemen and less into the state’s coffers and the wider Iranian economy.

A U.S. crackdown on money laundering by Iraqi banks deprived Iran of one of its most important sources of dollars. Iraqi banks had been known as the “lungs” of the Iranian financial system, giving liquidity to Iran’s otherwise isolated banks.
The June war with Israel also delivered a severe shock that left the government with the need to increase defense spending to rebuild its own military capabilities and shore up allies like Hezbollah.
Military pressure began to rise again late in the year after a six-month respite. The U.S. and Israel warned of new strikes over Iran’s missile program, a threat punctuated by the American raid on Caracas to seize Venezuela’s president in early January.
Anxieties about a new attack accelerated a flight of capital from Iran that began during last summer’s 12-day war with Israel. Iranians dumped the rial and moved their money into foreign currency, gold and assets such as cryptocurrency.
Djavad Salehi-Isfahani, an economist at Virginia Tech, estimated Iran’s total capital flight last year at between $10 billion and $20 billion, creating what he called “a bad situation that does not seem tenable.”
An energy crisis resulting from a shortage of natural gas starting in 2024 caused long power outages. The cuts came despite the country’s vast oil and gas wealth and called into question the government’s risky, decadeslong effort to enrich uranium for what it said was a peaceful nuclear energy program.
The growing power cuts, worsening water shortages and increasingly worthless currency fueled an impression among many Iranians that the state was beginning to fail.
The government tried to mollify protesters by introducing a monthly cash subsidy of 10 million rials per person—about $7, though it goes further in Iran—and vowing to crack down on price gougers. Iran’s central bank governor resigned in late December and was replaced by Abdolnaser Hemmati, the former minister of economy, who had been impeached by parliament last year as the country fell into its currency crisis.
It didn’t work. Protests got under way at the end of the year and escalated for two weeks, spreading to dozens of cities around the country. Thousands protested in recent days despite an internet blackout and a toughening government crackdown in which hundreds of people have been killed, according to human rights groups.


Whatever happens with the protests, the stress on the regime from deep-seated internal financial problems along with heavy pressure from outside isn’t going away.
“If they could spend their way out of it they would have done that before, and they wouldn’t have had to resort to this kind of violence,” said Erik Meyersson, the chief emerging markets strategist at the Swedish bank SEB. “That really makes things more difficult for the regime.”

that damn CIA/Mossad, collapsing that bank
 
Five Iranian banks are on the brink of collapse, including Bank Sepah, one of Iran's three largest banks and the primary bank for the IRGC and Iranian military - WSJ

This is in addition to Bank Ayandeh. Turns out that lending money to yourself to create the world's largest shopping mall when your country is undergoing an economic crisis is a bad idea
 
Yeah, I'm sure that rabid and homicidal islamist regime only went after real culprits, and didn't just use it as an excuse to kill anyone they didn't like.
You really believe that? Al jizzira at that? Just how retarded can a person be?
 
The Iranian Central Bank is printing money to continuously loan Iranian banks, aiming to help them stay afloat. Economists say it will cause an inflationary cycle- WSJ

Let's see how that goes:

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The plan to solve this is to print money aggressively to keep banks open, treat the bank run as a national security threat, carry out arrests on any negative economists, and force withdrawal caps
 
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Exactly. And anyone who doesn't think this is a good thing needs to post hands and their passport.
Nigger, I never said it wasn't a good thing. It remains to be seen whether it is good for the Iranian people. I'm old enough to remember thinking that Iraqi's would be better off without Saddam, and all that ushered in was going on two decades of sectarian violence.

My point has always been to document the ACTUAL occurrences, such as the heavy involvement of Mossad and the CIA. Their involvement doesn't mean that the Mullahs are good (they aren't) or even smart at running their country. They obviously fucked up bad for a long time. Letting your capital run out of water is fucking peak retardation. They set the stage for Western intel agencies to light a match. There are news articles stating that intelligence agencies are involved. The fact that you are SO determined to ignore this is astounding.

Also, with your obsession with race, why don't you post hands? You won't, though. Wonder why.

Did I get your jimmies in a knot because I said that we are purposefully letting protestors die for various reasons? That's such a common occurrence in history, it's simply painful to try and explain it to you.
 
Eventually the guy came clean with what was going on, and paid him six figures to customize the software for humans. From the samples given, he realized it was the family tree of the house of Saud. They were trying to figure out which cousins to have marry each other so they wouldn't end up fully hapsberg. But it was already a little late. to quot him "The hapsbergs had the jaw, the Saudi royal family has the eyes".

I think about that one a lot when the middle east comes up.
Jews have genetic testing programs that aspiring couples sign up to and submit dna samples to stop the chances of genetic diseases.

There are news articles stating that intelligence agencies are involved.
the instinctual Arab urge to blame the CIA/Mossad for the entire thing needs to be studied. no one denied that the agencies are involved but it's very clearly not a major part of it. If you bothered to read the article explaining the context you would understand but you prefer to seethe

Also, with your obsession with race, why don't you post hands? You won't, though. Wonder why.
because he already proved he's Aryan.
 
I'm back 😀

Eventually the guy came clean with what was going on, and paid him six figures to customize the software for humans. From the samples given, he realized it was the family tree of the house of Saud. They were trying to figure out which cousins to have marry each other so they wouldn't end up fully hapsberg. But it was already a little late. to quot him "The hapsbergs had the jaw, the Saudi royal family has the eyes".

I think about that one a lot when the middle east comes up
Christ, everyone here of European extraction needs to go thank the Catholic Church for essentially making cousin marriage illegal for 99.5% of the European population for over 1,000 years.

The Saudi royal family is probably genetically FUCKED as is the wider Arab ME, Pakistan and Bangladesh as cousin marriages there are 40-80% of the population. It's literally making each generation dumber/more feeble.

Now back to Iran, it's essentially confirmed that the IRGC and company murdered 1800+ protestors....

Where the fuck are the "humans rights " leftists our protesting? Oh wait.....
 
I just want Trump to blow up the Ayatollah already. If there isn't at least one happening every week I assume I must assume nothing ever happens. I am your average American vooter. I must be ENTERTAINED!
It's honestly better for all if we let the iranians drag Khamenei through the streets and hang him themselves. Ideally Trump should only Ninja Missile him if he tries to flee Iran for Russia or France.
 
The Vietnamese did not want to be Communists. They wanted to be free from the French. They wanted the US to back them. Instead Kennedy and Johnson fucked them and backed French Colonialism. Then the French fucked off leaving us in a quagmire.

The Vietnamese are a very pragmatic people who will take what they can get and use it to their best advantage. You have to feel for them. They were French property. Then owned by the Nazis when France fell. Who traded them as slaves and rape victims to the Japanese in exchange for Pearl Harbor. The Japanese were not very nice people. Then they were saved by the Atomic Might of America... only to be given back to the fucking French. China tried invading and conquering them a few times since then. Failed badly.

The War with America was weirdly possibly the least horrific point for 20th Century Vietnam. I mean the Americans were only shooting at some of them. And the GI's spent cold hard cash on booze and hookers. Which was a huge improvement from everybody else. Who never felt the need to pay for goods and services.
I was talking to a more recent Vietnamese immigrant who was born and came over well after 1975 and has none of the baggage from that generation. I asked him how the Americans are 'taught' in school and he said America is actually treated pretty evenhandedly considering the whole war. It's the French that the Vietnamese textbooks reserve all of their venom for.
 
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