Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[thx1138]

I wonder how "Hanoi Jane" Fonda would have reacted to this?

Oh probably crow that Vietnam won and beat the US into submission and made it align with Vietnam's wants.

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

ALLAHU AKBAR! *CUMS ALL OVER A VTUBER WHORE HE DONATED HIS LIFE SAVINGS TO!*

sorry buddy but you forgot this letter
Also i rape and buck gayniggers for a living. Sorry but my dick is too busy drilling nigger anus.

 

[Taser Confetti]

the wahhabi meme is way overblown, it's mostly a cope by leftists trying to create a damage control narrative about "REAL islam is a religion of peace, it's only those mean oil sheikhs in riyadh who are ruining it!"

Except I'm not claiming that you retard. But if you don't think giving the Westboro Baptist Church and snake cults in Appalachia infinity money to recruit for decades now would have a negative impact you're just lying with an agenda. If you don't think Saudi infinity money has allowed the dumbest, knuckle dragging retards you've ever imagined to become a lot more radicalized and a lot more emboldened I don't know what to tell you.

you have the muslim brotherhood (designated terrorist group in saudi arabia btw)

Saudi's hate Egyptians.

afghan taliban

Who are basically still a tribal society and ultimately want to be left alone.

you have ISIS types who reject all the other big contemporary schools of thought in islam

Yeah, you mean the group that never bothered to attack Israel and are basically the Islam equivalent of the Branch Davidians?

you have various nigger islam groups like al shabaab in somalia and boko haram in west africa

Niggers.

Don't like muzzies? Great, me too. Quit letting them into your countries and getting involved with your military. Treat them like the spear chuckers in New Guinea.

 

[It's Little Alex Horne]

Maybe I'm a bit too happening-pilled after Maduro got churro'd, but I hope the Ayatollah gets kebabed here.

I have little faith that it will happen, but I really do hope the Iranians can get a non-retarded government in place.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Afghans literally all have brain damage from lead poisoning.

In obscene amount of inbreeding ain't helping one bit. The idea that we were gonna bomb this country into our globalhomo zog values is more proof neocons should be killed publically and with due process. Our GWOT vets died for nothing.

 

[Ghostse]

Basically every bit of Islam that negatively impacts White countries (not Israel and Jews - I don't give a flying fuck how many Israelis Hamas kills) comes from Wahhabism which the Saudis almost single highhandedly prop up through donations and the funding of mosques and madrassas.

This solidly incorrect. In the 70s and 80s, and even through the 90s, there were tons of hijackings with direct ties to Hezbollah and Iranian-backed terrorists.

I am not proclaiming Saudis and their retarded alliance with Wahabism innocent by any fucking means, but they are definitely not the sole source.

The main issue is that Iranians and Shia, support Shia causes, and everyone knows Shia are violent inbred retards. The Wahabis recruit in the Sunni sphere, and thus they convert inbred sunnis into to violent inbred sunni and you won't notice if you aren't watching.

tl;dr: all forms of Islam are shit.

the wahhabi meme is way overblown, it's mostly a cope by leftists trying to create a damage control narrative about "REAL islam is a religion of peace, it's only those mean oil sheikhs in riyadh who are ruining it!"
yes the saudis do finance and support this branch of islam, it's rooted in a very old alliance that the head of the house of saud created when he partnered with a muslim cleric named muhammad ibn abd al wahhab (hence the name wahhabism) in a power sharing agreement where the house of saud and the followers of wahhab would recognize, support and uphold each others authority: the saudi kings would rule the land, the wahhabi clerics would rule religious life.

what's wrong is that these wahhabi clerics are the sole cause of everything that's wrong with islam. they aren't, and it's not even close. modern islamist thought developed in many different places, with many different thought leaders, the wahhabis in riyadh are merely one drop in an ocean of puss.
you have the muslim brotherhood (designated terrorist group in saudi arabia btw) that was built on the works of egyptian sayyid qutb, you have the afghan taliban that have their roots in pakistan and whose ideology goes back to deoband in northern india, you have shia islamists who follow khomeinis thought, you have ISIS types who reject all the other big contemporary schools of thought in islam and declare everyone except themselves a kafir (including the saudis) and you have various nigger islam groups like al shabaab in somalia and boko haram in west africa, idk if these tards even have a coherent ideology but they sure as fuck aren't saudi puppets. and then there's the houthis in yemen who adhere to some tiny minority strain of shia islam (which is militantly opposed to sunnis like the wahhabis in saudi arabia)

Agree.
If this shit keeps up I will have to make a Wahabism autism post and no one wants that. But I'll fuck it do it if people keep being wrong.

islamic republic deports afghans because they know having all those afghans in the country would fuck shit up and cause nothing but trouble for their own population.
EU bureaucrats welcome and protect afghans because they too know that having all those afghans in the country will fuck shit up and cause nothing but trouble for their own population.
to them it's not a bug, it's a feature.

QFT.

I saw something years ago describing modern Vietnam's outlook at the Vietnam War and the Sino-Vietnamese war. Despite it's length The Vietnam War was just a long misunderstanding between friends, because regardless of the outcome, Vietnam would still exist and still end up friends with America. However the relatively short Sino-Vietnamese War was an existential crisis for Vietnam, because if China ever regained it's millennium long historical control of the region they'd never ever give it up.

The other thing to consider is that Immediately after the fall of the South, the North Vietnamese did the most correct thing they could:
They went to war against an external enemy. They went to war with Cambodia and much like the Spanish-American war after the American Civil War, this united both populations and a lot of the ARVN were now chewing mud with NVA. The Chinese fucked that up for them.

The Soviet non-involvement also soured Communist Vietnam on ComIntern; why should they join the Global Revolution when they'd be hung out to dry when push came to shove? They had long felt betrayed and bullied by the USSR, while conversely while the US viewed them as the enemy, they treated them fairly (arguably too fairly but).

it’s like a chicken-and-egg retard problem. I’m not sure if they’re retarded because they cook with lead, or if they cook with lead because they’re retarded. Either way, Iran is smart not to let them in.

I have known some Afghan immigrants through work, all immigrated before 2001 mind you, and they were cool, funny, smart guys. 3 of the 5 of them were flaming mincing faggots so make of that what you will. All them were sharp dressers.
None of them were practicing muslims.

Anyway, I believe there is a simple test that can be done to determine if an Afghan should be allowed out of the containment zone, and that is force them to denounce the Prophet Muhammed as a pedophile, blasphemer, and false prophet. If they are unwilling to do this, they are unfit for civilized society.

Actually we probably need a second test where they are left alone in a room with a real doll resembling a 7 year old boy for two hours and they are disqualified if they try to rape it, but I suspect the first test takes care of anyone who won't pass the second.

 

[account to mute dumbs]

However the relatively short Sino-Vietnamese War was an existential crisis for Vietnam, because if China ever regained it's millennium long historical control of the region they'd never ever give it up.

Sorry to continue the Vietnam derail but really couldn't resist. Was in Hanoi in the late 2010s for some months working with a local QA firm. Made a lot of friends with the engineers there (most of whom had parents who were in the army as loyalists got property in Hanoi from the government as a reward for their service). It turned out they all fucking hated China and even more surprisingly to me had never tried Chinese cuisine even though Hanoi is fairly close to China. We actually couldn't find a chinese restaurant in Hanoi until a Korean guy who was also working with the firm told us there was a hybrid korean/chinese place in the Korean district (area with lots of Korean corporate owned factories/apartments). Wasn't bad at all and quite amusing to me that the only reason any of my Vietnamese friends tried out Chinese food was because of Korean expats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Chinese_cuisine

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

If they do manage to overthrow the government then I sincerely hope that they get executed via being doused in bacon grease and lit on fire.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If they do manage to overthrow the government then I sincerely hope that they get executed via being doused in bacon grease and lit on fire.

Then you get Mormons to posthumously convert them to Mormonism.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

President Trump, apparently, “last minute” returned to the Oval Office and did not accept questions from the press pool. A photo from a White House reporter shows President Trump reviewing an envelope from what appears to be Secretary of State Marco Rubio.


No, this doesn't mean we're striking tonight.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

The Vietnamese have been allied ostensibly with the US since the 1990s when the Chinese began their "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" stance on everything out to the Philippines. Hell they offered to give us our big Navy base we abandoned in the 1970s back just to have an occasional US Surface Action Group in the neighborhood.

Our relationship with the Vietnamese could be stronger, yes but we are pretty closely aligned with them these days. And if that seems weird or unusual, you talk about "committed atrocities" look at where were were with Japan in the 1990s, 50 years after we made the sun rise on them, twice.

The Vietnamese are very similar to Cold War Finland geopolitically. The actual people have anywhere from a mild disdain to outright contempt towards the Chinese while holding a relatively positive attitude towards Americans but the Viet government itself would like nothing more than to stay out of it and play both sides as much as they can. It would take nothing short of China going in for round two for the current government to meaningfully oppose them.

 

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No, this doesn't mean we're striking tonight.

Tonight is just too soon. Right now at best the Generals have been given the order to start warming up the turbines, move tankers into position and start moving the ordinance to the runways. Meanwhile the glowies are busy drawing up the targeting packets to be sent to the generals who will then send them to the line units.

As nice as it is to think the largest military in the world can just go at a moments notice reality doesnt work that way. 48 hours minimum from the political decision to conduct strikes to the birds actually being in the air. The only things on a hair trigger are the ICBMs.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Yeah, you mean the group that never bothered to attack Israel and are basically the Islam equivalent of the Branch Davidians?

ngl it's funny as fuck seeing people from the West repeat Arab conspiracy stuff uncritically



https://x.com/DesiMonotheist/status/1843331819871318021 for a complete list

How mentally occupied do you have to be to have Arab garbage own you like this when it's a quick google search away?



Israel is warning the international Jewish community to be prepared for attacks from Iranian cells.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Oh probably crow that Vietnam won and beat the US into submission and made it align with Vietnam's wants.

This or her blood pressure will rise if it's the other way around.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Proof some Iranians are able to use Starlink. They have a faster connection than I do in the US!

 

[RodgerDodger]

Xi is smart enough not to waste resources or international izzat to prop up and defend a terminal regime. They will wait until the dust settles to make their move on Iran.

Xi knows that his best deals come after the stupid Americans go in and wipe out the annoying third world dictators. American Attention Deficit Disorder somehow always fails to secure the abundant natural resources of the places they curbstomp.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

 

[RodgerDodger]

The Vietnamese have been allied ostensibly with the US since the 1990s when the Chinese began their "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" stance on everything out to the Philippines. Hell they offered to give us our big Navy base we abandoned in the 1970s back just to have an occasional US Surface Action Group in the neighborhood.

Our relationship with the Vietnamese could be stronger, yes but we are pretty closely aligned with them these days. And if that seems weird or unusual, you talk about "committed atrocities" look at where were were with Japan in the 1990s, 50 years after we made the sun rise on them, twice.

The Vietnamese did not want to be Communists. They wanted to be free from the French. They wanted the US to back them. Instead Kennedy and Johnson fucked them and backed French Colonialism. Then the French fucked off leaving us in a quagmire.

The Vietnamese are a very pragmatic people who will take what they can get and use it to their best advantage. You have to feel for them. They were French property. Then owned by the Nazis when France fell. Who traded them as slaves and rape victims to the Japanese in exchange for Pearl Harbor. The Japanese were not very nice people. Then they were saved by the Atomic Might of America... only to be given back to the fucking French. China tried invading and conquering them a few times since then. Failed badly.

The War with America was weirdly possibly the least horrific point for 20th Century Vietnam. I mean the Americans were only shooting at some of them. And the GI's spent cold hard cash on booze and hookers. Which was a huge improvement from everybody else. Who never felt the need to pay for goods and services.

 

[Fred Herbert]

All this because the Ayatollah was too retarded to make sure they didn’t run out of water in the capital city of all places.

Absolutely hilarious levels of incompetence. Well it would be if they hadn’t killed thousands of people.

(I know there is much more to it than that but I always favor the more entertaining narratives)

 

[Scout Trooper]

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