👓 TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

This has to be the first time she's posted more than a video or two a year in half a decade.
It's because Nebula is on it's deathbed/is struggling to attract creators & subscribers/barely has any content, so the 2 videos a year Nebula Breadtubers like Lindsay actually have to get off their ass & work for once.

Heck, last month the Nebula CEO was literally begging for Youtube creators to fill out its application form to join the platform.

That movie succeeding must sting Lindsay could have chalked Black Panther up to the Marvel Brand at the time but this one's gotta hurt.
It gets better - Nebula boss Lindsay (I believe she's one of the lead Nebula execs alongside Sam Denby?) appears to have ordered Nebula's token black intellectual creator F.D. Signifier to make a video disparaging Sinners as dusty Uncle Tom filth:

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By the way, if you do subscribe to Nebula and share Lindsay's videos you'll go from being my favorite schizo poster on the farms to being my favorite poster in general on the farms.

Um, thanks, I guess?

I think I'll make a burner email & try to score a guest pass. Alas, I really wouldn't feel comfortable giving Nebula my full name & payment information, considering said platform appears to be heavily funded by a foreign intelligence operation (check out the Nebula thread for further details).
 
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body cams are useful, wtf.

does she also hate all the ring cameras?
Anything that could potentially embarrass her or ruin her view of herself that she's this beautiful, brilliant, amazing, insightful woman who is respected by everyone, when in reality she's a lazy drunk who's nowhere near as clever as she thinks she is. Basically she's a real life Cersei Lannister, right down to being willing to sacrifice anyone or anything to get her way. Except Cersei actually loved her children.
 
I assume she hates body cams for the same reason all lefties do, they prove about 90 percent of "police brutality" is entirely justified.
She mostly hates it because she's afraid to get on it herself and embarrass herself. Add that since the public can get access to it, she can't lie about any incidents.

It's not rocket science. It's all about her and her needs. She's not afraid to suffer police misconduct or violence herself.
 
God forbid people make fun of Rinsey, fragile China doll that she is.
It's honestly amazing how white liberal feminist women like Lindsay have been coddled to the point where they're convinced anyone disagreeing with them or criticizing them in any capacity is literally abusive harassment. Like, Lindsay genuinely thought she was canceled & even ended up INSTITUTIONALIZED for awhile 'cause some people on Twitter disagreed with her review of a shitty Disney movie (one that flopped in theatres, I might add).

Give me some Easter Island Head stickers, but as a non white woman, I feel lucky I grew up knowing that some people in life will never like me or agree with my opinions because they think all injuns are chronically drunk fuckup drains on society. The only solution is to just accept that and move on. TLDR, being called a prairie nigger builds character, I guess?

She mostly hates it because she's afraid to get on it herself and embarrass herself. Add that since the public can get access to it, she can't lie about any incidents.
That's likely her logic.

But in my heart, I like to think Lindsay just wants to live in a world where belligerent black suspects can still get smacked around with maglites by police officer letting off some steam.
 
Like, Lindsay genuinely thought she was canceled & even ended up INSTITUTIONALIZED for awhile 'cause some people on Twitter disagreed with her review of a shitty Disney movie (one that flopped in theatres, I might add).
she was in a mental asylum for that shit? LOL stupid bitch

you're right though. Social media would've forgotten her retard take in a week.

Her mask off video did far more self inflicted damage. I seriously baffled why she thought she should 8 mile herself....90% of those things in those videos were worse than her raya take...and I doubt many people actually knew about it until she brought it up....no one actually cared for her like that.
 
When the fuck did Lindsay go to Egypt (for a Gaza protest/to help Palestinian refugees???)

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Maybe she was picking up a suitcase full of cash from Nebula's shady likely Qatar-based financers?

Note: Lindsay must have 'sperged too much about Gaza & Jews, 'cause the Nebula Holiday livestream had abysmal numbers (less than 15,000, according to @quaawaa 's post on the Nebula thread) than quickly got deleted less than a day later.

Since we cannot mock it, we can make fun of this Lindsay retweet (or whatever Bluesky posts are called) instead:

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I guess nothing will keep Lindsay off the booze, not even the inevitable liver failure.
 
When the fuck did Lindsay go to Egypt (for a Gaza protest/to help Palestinian refugees???)

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Taking a vacation to Egypt just to attend an “event” is peak first-world white liberal virtue signaling. She’s not Palestinian/Muslim/personally connected to anything remotely to do with the conflict, nor is she some actual boots-on-the-ground journalist or volunteer aid worker. She’s never done anything like that for any of her other pet causes. There’s plenty of stateside trans rights protests she can make an appearance at if she needs to advocate for groups of people who like to pretend they’re genocide victims.

Also, nobody tell Lindsay why Egypt refuses to let any of those Palestinian refugees past their massive border wall (and really doesn’t want to take Gaza back).
 
Taking a vacation to Egypt just to attend an “event” is peak first-world white liberal virtue signaling. She’s not Palestinian/Muslim/personally connected to anything remotely to do with the conflict, nor is she some actual boots-on-the-ground journalist or volunteer aid worker. She’s never done anything like that for any of her other pet causes. There’s plenty of stateside trans rights protests she can make an appearance at if she needs to advocate for groups of people who like to pretend they’re genocide victims.

Also, nobody tell Lindsay why Egypt refuses to let any of those Palestinian refugees past their massive border wall (and really doesn’t want to take Gaza back).
I wonder if she went on that stupid "global march to gaza" where Egypt detained and then deported a bunch(hundreds apparently) of dumb white European and American karens that thought they were just going to walk into Gaza and not end up as human shields back in June. This stupid thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_March_to_Gaza
 
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I wonder if she went on that stupid "global march to gaza" where Egypt detained and then reported a bunch(hundreds apparently) of dumb white European and American karens that thought they were just going to walk into Gaza and not end up as human shields back in June. This stupid thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_March_to_Gaza
Holy shit, we almost had a "Lindsay Ellis imprisoned in a turd world country" arc? :story:

Egypt was pissed at those Gaza Marchers/Egyptian forces beat the shit out of many of the protestors. Heck, I'm pretty sure all of them have been permanently banned from ever re-entering the country of Egypt. The PLO blew up enough Egyptians that said country is not particularly kind towards Palestinian supporters (...nearly all Muslim majority Middle Eastern countries have Palestinian fatigue due to Cold War-era Palestinian shenanigans. Hence, why the movements modern day biggest supporters are dumb Western white people, like the Irish).
 
Holy shit, we almost had a "Lindsay Ellis imprisoned in a turd world country" arc? :story:

Egypt was pissed at those Gaza Marchers/Egyptian forces beat the shit out of many of the protestors. Heck, I'm pretty sure all of them have been permanently banned from ever re-entering the country of Egypt. The PLO blew up enough Egyptians that said country is not particularly kind towards Palestinian supporters (...nearly all Muslim majority Middle Eastern countries have Palestinian fatigue due to Cold War-era Palestinian shenanigans. Hence, why the movements modern day biggest supporters are dumb Western white people, like the Irish).
I mean, maybe? It's the sort of dumb/bored western white woman shit that she'd try while basically just taking a glorified vacation. Anyone with a working brain could have looked at that border on google maps and known they weren't getting through that shit, but if those people couldn't be bothered to do that basic kind of research do you really think they would have considered what the entire fucking region thinks of Palestine due to the history there? She wound up with a scarf from her vacation, and maybe a ban from entering Egypt, because she was likely too braindead to understand anything more than "israel bad, everyone hates israel" and that there's much more to shit than that.
 
Did she ever release the video on the Weimar Republic related to her trip to Germany 7 months ago? She had posted about it on IG. Awful lot of "work trips" paid for by Patreonbux with no content to show for it. A nice tax dodge, even.
 
I mean, maybe? It's the sort of dumb/bored western white woman shit that she'd try while basically just taking a glorified vacation. Anyone with a working brain could have looked at that border on google maps and known they weren't getting through that shit, but if those people couldn't be bothered to do that basic kind of research do you really think they would have considered what the entire fucking region thinks of Palestine due to the history there? She wound up with a scarf from her vacation, and maybe a ban from entering Egypt, because she was likely too braindead to understand anything more than "israel bad, everyone hates israel" and that there's much more to shit than that.

People with working brains also don't support Palestinians.
 
On Bluesky, Lindsay shared her take on the Maduro capture:


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Isn't Lindsay's husband an aeronautical engineer that makes military drones or missiles or whatever? Why is she bitching about "illegal immoral wars" when her mortgage/groceries/car payment is literally funded by the federal military industrial complex? 🙄
 
On Bluesky, Lindsay shared her take on the Maduro capture:


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Isn't Lindsay's husband an aeronautical engineer that makes military drones or missiles or whatever? Why is she bitching about "illegal immoral wars" when her mortgage/groceries/car payment is literally funded by the federal military industrial complex? 🙄
Aerospace engineer, making planes. There is little chance he doesn't have at least secret clearance (which means someone in the government has potentially had to interview Lindsay too, as part of his SF-86). It also means she's a legit security threat, depending on what work he's doing. After Mr. Lindsay worked at (and was fired from) SpaceX, Lindsay went on tangents on Twitter about "Daddy Elon"🤮and all the things she would say about him after the NDA was up. Spoiler: she never said shit and my brain is forever scarred by her trying to be dangersexythreatening about Elon Musk.
 
Aerospace engineer, making planes. There is little chance he doesn't have at least secret clearance (which means someone in the government has potentially had to interview Lindsay too, as part of his SF-86). It also means she's a legit security threat, depending on what work he's doing. After Mr. Lindsay worked (and was fired from) at SpaceX,

Do we know why her husband got fired from Space X?

In the Ted talk where Lindsay discussed being institutionalized, she mentioned how the PTSD caused by her "Twitter cancelation" nearly ended her marriage. Could it have actually been one of her retarded political takes jeopardizing her husband's security clearance or even costing him his job, that was the true cause of said marital strife? (*could be anything from her stanning for the Mahmoud Ahmadinejad administration in her Space Chicken trilogy, to her comments about wanting the US Military to fire cruise missiles at the Saudi royal family's private jets).

Maybe Lindsay's continual whining about being broke & being unable to pay for her film school student loans is legit, if her husband went from being a well paid aerospace engineer to servicing passenger jets at the local airport.

Edit, this led to me rereading the Lindsay thread, & I came across the old comment (*made before I was even registered here or knew who the heck Lindsay Ellis was. Remember, I bought Lindsay's first book mistaking her for a completely different lolcow turned scifi author - Lindsey Cumming):

SFWA, and the in group that controls the Hugos, is VERY insular. The list of everything they've done to wreck/control the Hugos is a masters class... but the key detail to bear in mind is most are bitter, miserable nobodies.

Aside from a few lucky breaks/charity cases like NK Jemison, the majority of the people who are up for Hugos are broke short fiction writers who survive off a combination of Patreon donations, disability and welfare.

You ever want to feel better about yourself, pick a few random SFWA bigwigs and then go look at thier Patreon numbers. You will feel so much better about your life.
I once met a Hugo Award winning (& other prestigious writing award winning) somewhat controversial female scifi author at an art fair. Boston Brand can probably guess which author I'm talking about. She was extremely kind. Although Boston is probably right, I wouldn't be shocked if I sold horses worth more than what she's earned in a book advance.
 
Do we know why her husband got fired from Space X?
No. SpaceX used to have a lot of churn in its engineers due to burnout. There were rumors that Elon would do random layoff cycles to avoid people knowing too much about particular systems as well, but that's just speculation from bitter ex-employees. If Mr. Lindsay couldn't keep up (and tbh few could), he's out. Lindsay bitched about supporting him for awhile right after their wedding iirc for a fair amount of time. It's unlikely her online retardation jeopardized his clearance at the time (SpaceX employees probably need top secret even, not just secret), but as she's gotten more unstable/radical in her politics lately, it may well become an issue. Her documented alcoholism definitely is.
 
Mr. Lindsay does a lot of job hopping. After working for SpaceX, when he left in May 2019, he’s had four different employers in five years and there are some gap months between some of them per his LinkedIn.
 
Isn't Lindsay's husband an aeronautical engineer that makes military drones or missiles or whatever? Why is she bitching about "illegal immoral wars" when her mortgage/groceries/car payment is literally funded by the federal military industrial complex?

Didn't think this one through...

—OR, it's just to keep up appearances for her social circle. Wouldn't be the first time a bored housewife fibbed about her true opinions to keep the peace.
 
UPDATE: It appears Lindsay indeed was one of those retarded liberals who got detained in Egypt due to their attempt at "Marching to Gaza"

I was looking for a screenshot of that tweet where Lindsay posted a photo with/bragged about being close friends with Shoe0nHead (Note: back when June was still alt-right or whatever/definitely not Breadtube-friendly); however I found this 2 month old Reddit thread instead. *Apologizes, it's from a subreddit dedicated to accusing everyone of being secret antisemites (Although in this case, a broken clock is right twice a day/I'd bet the entire Indian casino Miss Klanpa hates Jews).



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Lindsay must have deleted the posts mentioning her Egypt trip from her Instagram (I guess she made the posts whenever that "March for Gaza" thing went on last year?) Thank you kind Jewish Redditors Mossad? for screenshotting it.

Uh, wasn't Yasar Arafat a Soviet asset/trained by GRU to destabilize the Middle East? Also, the PLO (the terror organization Arafat ran) blew up thousands of innocent Egyptian civilians - no wonder Egyptian authorities detained Lindsay's brainrotted tankie ass! Egyptians HATE Arafat.


PS: if anyone can find that Shoeonhead Lindsay pic, that'd be appreciated (wanna include it in a post I'm making on another thread).
 
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